unraveling the enigma...sorta
I started babbling on my main page. I thought I had something to put there. It was just a babble not worth much. So I deleted it. (I put "Sanity" back on the main page.) I realized that I had a piece I was calling "Why Arranged Marriages Work or Why I Need a Yenta" sitting on my hd incomplete. Honestly, I was writing it before "Plight of the Too Girl", but I stopped writing it. I felt it needed an introduction. That's why Too Girl has 'to be continued' on it.
I don't know if it's a continuation or just random thoughts surrounding a topic. The piece, now simply called "Why I Need a Yenta" has been put in some semblance of form and posted in the A Wandering Mind section of my site (see that link to the main page to the right) of course.
PhillyKat at 10:03:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 4:48:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 3:05:00 PM | The World is a little bit sadder today
12 May 1907 - 29 June 2003
She was one helluva dame.
PhillyKat at 8:48:00 PM |
I still however will not be able to make banners and layouts. I will have to whore myself or just bother Justin 'til he does it. Woe is me. I am she.
On an interesting note, J asked me when it was I posted about wanting a Sugar Daddy (or equal daddy, or sweetnlow daddy, or...u get the pix). Hmmmm, wonda what she's up to. It was March 14th (and 16th, 25th, and 30th) by the way. March was my sweet month, lol. Now, he doesn't even hafta bee (that was a typo but I thought it was funny so I'm leaving it) sweet. He can be Imitation Daddy. Look like it'll work, has the right consistency, doesn't satisfy all your needs, but will do in a pinch. He can be like carob. Yes, that's right, I'll settle for Carob Daddy..maybe even Tofutti Daddy. Fuck I'm getting desparate. Sometimes I just wish I were a whore. ROFL
Wait...did I just say that aloud? How in the hell did I get on this subject? Damn that J. [thinking]Thinks she so cute with her movable type. Bitch! I'm gonna call her 'b' for short. I'll get her and her little dog too. As soon as she goes and buys a dog, *POW* right in the kisser. Gonna rub her out. Delete her history. Yeah yeah that's the ticket. Gonna drop a house on her. Must get her to stand on a big 'X'. Must find a dastardly plan. *think think think*.[/thinking]
Alright, that wasn't me. That was Tia. Y'all remember Tia? My niece that tried to beat the one legged girl with her fake leg? (see March 20th) You know she's speschul. I think she is now following the Supreme Unhinged aka my friend, Karl. I swear I'm gonna start a blog for him one of these days. I can't even post most of the things he sends me. I wish y'all could search but alas, it's blogger and not movable type. Actually when it comes to computers I guess I should say, "Explain it to me like I'm 72" instead or 2. Hmmm, could be why I'm still lost. I'll look into that. Hey isn't that what I was talking about? Ahhh full circle. I love closure.
(Note to self: No more Thin Man movies after midnight.)
PhillyKat at 6:13:00 PM |
D wound up sharing a room with a friend she's known for 30 years, let's call her Princess FartyFart. She said the woman was a shadow. She couldn't go anywhere without Princess FartyFart, or, as the case may be, not go anywhere without her. D's blood pressure went up so she decided to stay in the room; FF decided she would stay in the room, too. FartyFart wouldn't go out without D even when urged to go. When they did go out, she wanted them to dress alike or in the same colors. Let me interject, ewwwww. Thank goodness D had the same reaction.
Now for the piece de resistance (add accents yourselves), one morning D was shocked awake by a loud sound. It was Princess FartyFart. D opened her eyes to see Princess FartyFart standing over her....naked (oh how I wish I had smilies). D asked what she was doing and Princess FartyFart said she had just gotten out of the shower and was having a little flatulence problem. At this point, my dear readers, I was crying because it took all I had not to lmfao. You see, I thought girlfriend was feeling a little freaky. You know some women pick vacay to get their freak on. I figured FF was one. Apparenlty the little flatulence problem lasted the entire trip. D said she would either fart or belch when they ate, as they walked, etc. FF apparently misinterrupted Maxwell's Whenever Wherever.
This was a group tour, but they had no group specials. I did see the info before she left and it sucked. I'd never seen a group trip that didn't organize something everyone can do as a group. That could have been easily accomplished in a city like Las Vegas. Oh well. They were to go on a shopping spree. They didn't even go to the outlet mall or somewhere to see the wares of roadside vendors. I couldn't do anything but put my head down. I'm not sure where they went (I have some idea), but they spent more time in one of the casinos. She didn't say which, but I'm sure I know which it was. There's one near some shopping that has a gold mine theme (I think). I forget the name. There was no trip to the Grand Canyon (D thought there might be). No boat ride on Lake Mead. Funny thing that. I've been to LV 3x and each time I had and offer for free or discount tickets on a Lake Mead boat ride. I think the person who organized the trip took all the perks for herself or traded them somehow. They did see the Grand Canyon, though. The plane flew over it as they were heading home.
When D unpacked, she found a pair Princess FartyFart's dirty draws (panties for you uncountrified folks) packed in her clothes. D has no idea how they got there. Did I mention that I think PFF was a freak?
PhillyKat at 12:22:00 AM | Why do you guys let me publish when I am obviously sleepy or having a knucklehead day? I called BeerMary Bloody Mary. Now, that's just not right. I know atleast one of you nut jobs clicked the link and didn't even correct me. *tsk tsk tsk*
PhillyKat at 7:55:00 PM |Random Thought(s):
I just ate an entire pound of baby carrots. I'd been nibbling on them since around 3:30pm. Bunny is taking over my life. If my front teeth get larger or turn orange, that bunny is out of here!
PhillyKat at 6:03:00 PM |
Simple Girl's song by song
Other reviews:
Bouncy
Lumidee
Macy Gray
Monica
Mya
Justin Guarini
PhillyKat at 5:59:00 PM |
my fav: "I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bye." - Madge Norwood (Bette Davis), Cabin in the Cotton
appropo: "Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot." - Private Epstein (Matthew Broderick), Biloxi Blues**
to a tee: "Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops!" - Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace**
bitchy: "It made me sick when I had to let ya kiss me!... And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! Wipe my mouth!" - Mildred Rogers (Bette Davis), Of Human Bondage*
* catch it on cable
** worth renting
PhillyKat at 12:46:00 PM |Because J forgot again......Friday 5:
1. How are you planning to spend the summer [winter]? attempting many ways to stay cool incl. but not limited to going to malls just to be in a/c, going to the movies just to be in a/c, coming over your house just to ....ah nevermind. ckg out grad programs and coming to the realization that i will have to take the GREs
2. What was your first summer job? working in bloomingdales after i graduated h.s.
3. If you could go anywhere this summer [winter], where would you go? justin's house. what? he's on tour. he's not using it. it's like up on a hills somewhere. ok ok ok sheesh! um.....ummmmmmm...uh...have i mentioned that i don't particularly like summer? either up in the mountains or near lots and lots of water.
4. What was your worst vacation ever? my trip to los angeles. i had almost forgotten it. blocked it out my memory i did. i loathe los angeles. do you hear me? looooooathe it. the people were the rudest & snobbiest bitches on the face of the earth. after 1 day i refused to eat in a regular restaurant. how about you're a waiter and i'm a paying customer? and u don't wanna say anything less they piss your soup or something. so i ate at this pizza take out place owned by greeks. father and 2 sons worked there. i had a greek salad replete w/feta and pizza errday for lunch or dinner. for the other meal i would have ziti or a burger or somthing. they liked me. we talked. i told them i like spanikopita (spinach pie) and damned if the next day, dad didn't bring me some his wife cooked....for free! they were nice guys.
the people that worked in my hotel were cool too. i spent my nights chilling talking to the night clerk at the front desk. why? cuz i hated la and i refused to go out. plus it was hot and the hotel had a/c. lol she was a native los angelean; the only one i met. she said she was starting to hate it there too. she wished that everybody would go back where the hell they came from.
i'll only go back if a) i know someone there and i'll be with them, b) i've got a major job offer, c) i fall in love and move out there for some guy but then he only has a year or until my first earthquake cuz then i'm out.
runner up: (i had already typed this before i remember hel-a):
took a cruise on norewegian cruise lines that was god awful. i will never recommend them unless they pay me to do so, lol. my convictions can be bought for a hefty sum (sometimes). the thing is everythig that happened on dry land was fantastic.
5. What was your best vacation ever? i just sat here reminiscing. i have no idea. could be the london/paris thing. could be the visiting the ruins in mexico thing (nah cuz that was the cruise the combo devalues), could be one of my vegas or new orlean trips, could be canada, could be a few other things. ouuuuuuuu i know......going to wildwood for a week with my parents when i was 13. that was fun.
PhillyKat at 12:18:00 PM | If you go to c&s, you saw I posted the article about the RIAA wanting to sue mp3 swappers. *sigh* My blog was down yesterday, so I was unable to bitch about it. I was on my new favorite blog, Social Reject. She did it perfectly for me. No need for me to reiterate, especially she used the perfect amount of venom and anger. (I'm all out tonight.)
One commenter, Bloody Mary, said this: "I'm not buying another CD until they back the fuck off. You think file swapping hurt sales? they haven't seen NOTHING yet!" I think that's absofuckinglutely awesome. I'm not going to either. Fuck it! There's enough music (vinyl, casette, cd) in this house to sustain me for the rest of my life. Fuck the music industry. If they want a war, let's give it to them! Anybody in?
PhillyKat at 11:33:00 PM |
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PhillyKat at 9:33:00 PM |
You may be wondering what happened to movable type. It irked the shit out of me so I killed it. "I kilt it good 'n' dead!" That thing was giving me agita. I don't like anything making my heart beat fast if (a) I'm not having fun or (b) exercising (which could also be fun depending on the exercise *hee*). My heart goes speedy gonsalez all on its own. I passed the task of seeing wtf is up and making it nice and clear (MT directions suck monkey balls) to J. Whether or not she does it, is up to her.
Netfirms was being booty too. I wanted to try mt because of netfirms, so I everyting would be at one address. Netfirms doesn't work with anything but mt. The assholes. It wouldn't load properly. Maybe that day wasn't a good mt day. I dunno. Quite frankly, I dun care. My name is not Sisyphus. I have the option of quitting and I did. 2 peas in a bucket...what? That's right. Fuck it!
edit:
I meant to comment on Fame. I was very disappointed last night. I didn't like the way it was done. It wasn't fair to the performers. First, they were all nervous to begin with not knowing who would go on and who wouldn't. The first 2 or so performers had it better than the last few. They got it over and done with. The last few people were bad. Their nerves were shot. Only Moy recovered from it. You know it's unfair if Allyson was bad and she was. They need to figure out another way of doing it. They really do. If they don't, my advice to all the performers is to not sing anything fast. Just sing mid-temp to slow songs.
Another comment regarding Luther V. Now he's talking. I'm sorry. I think he's been better for quite some time and they held off releasing that information for record sales. All of a sudden he's better enough to go to a rehab hospital. One week later, he's talking? Jigga wha? That's bullshit. I just heard he's on J Records. I didn't know that. Had I known that Clive Davis was his boss, I would've figured this out awhile ago. I put nothing underhanded past him. He'll do anything to get his people to the top.
PhillyKat at 5:36:00 PM | this mt thing isn't working right. it could be because tuesday was a knucklehead day, i dunno, but it has bested me for now and i am getting an extreme headache.
PhillyKat at 1:09:00 AM |Holy Shit Batman!
Well, J got bored today, lmao, and set me up on movable type. I dunno what the heck this is gonna look like. Well, actually I have some idea cuz I'll probably upload the same layout.
Pretty soon *cross fingers* I'll have mt set up on my main page. That'll be some work cuz I know what I want it to look like. I've seen layouts with the basic look but not exactly what I want. (Well, there was this stained glass one, but I be damned if I could figure it out.)
On the upside, all my links and ish will be on one page (yea) and my comments shouldn't disappear again.
edit: It's up. It's all white and it's all boring. Here's the new link. The same entry is up. Pay it no attention. lol
PhillyKat at 7:02:00 PM | I am bored and hungry. That equals lack of energy (no pilates) and lack of concentration (no work). So, what can I do? *think think think* Oh, I know. I can answer the first 50 questions in a 5,000 question survey like I have lost my gatdamn mind! Yes. Yes, that's it! I'll do that. *sigh* This is what my life has come to. Feel free to comment and leave ans if you wish (and if my comments are up). Or atleast drop me a link to your site.
The first 50
1. Who are you?
Who am I not? If you had of gone to my main page and clicked the "Who Am I" link, you would have had an answer. I've changed it, but click the link anyway. Who am I?
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
a. i am beautiful in every single way....just listen to xtina's song.
b. loving/caring even if I don't seem to be
c. love to laugh
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
twiddling my thumbs, picking navel lint (my own tyvm), and waiting for my prince to come. woooo dat was funny.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least. n/a
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? finding a job (hopefully in the las vegas area)
6. Where will you be in 5 years?
i haven't a clue.
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
uh........wonder woman? loved.
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
hee. i just told j i was a big kid. child-like.
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
i have no idea. oh i sang "beautiful" by Xtina. see q #2
10. What song sums up your life right now?
"Freeek" by George Michael. hahaha No, actually, the first song that popped into my head was "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin DeGraw
11. Does your life suck? at times
12. Does your life get better or worse each day? Or does it just stay the same?
depends
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
no
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
i do a little dance and the sun comes out. wtf! who thought up this shit? how should a rainy day be handled? i mean gawd. i'm not into drama. what do you want me to do? lay prostrate on the ground and scream 'why Lord why'?
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
well, i've been through both and take it from me. those gatdern lights are the worse. hee! i guess if my luggage hadn't been found quickly, i'd feel differently.
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
they're dead. we've never been closer. no really i talk to them more now. i swear they listen more.
17. Will you miss them when they are gone?
uhhhhhhh........they won't go away. lol...no really they won't.
18. How do you want to make your living?
well, i was thinking about the porn industry. bigtitties4u.com could be huuuuuuuge! writing
19. How do you want to make your life?
with hospital corners so you can bounce a quarter off of it. tha hell? stupid question. grammatically flawed. i can't answer this.
20. Has life ever given you a second chance and how?
yes. well, i could have been killed several times.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
are we talking oral sex here? LMAO k I need to figure out a way to put yahoo emoticons on here. for those who know :)) depends on the situation. i think i'm 50/50
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?
sometimes. then i change it with a closed wallet or open mind.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
childbirth. my mom shot me out of there like a bullet, boy! i was just floating around chilling then BANG! shot through the dark. alright, i've had broken bones but i don't really remember them being all that painful. oh i fell on a hard wood court when i use to play bball and saw stars. that shit hurt! i quit ball right after that game too.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
shiiiiit. how much time do you have? they're all equal. hmm let me pick one. oh, how 'bout being used like a whore and then discarded by someone who pretended to be my friend for 9 months? yeah, that'll work.
25. Who have you hugged today?
My new barbie box. See previous post.
26. Who has hugged you?
like someone alive? or in my reality as opposed to Allyland, my little world? physically or metaphysically? yeeeeeah that would be no one. quite frankly, i haven't had a hug in a very long time. i need to hang round some children.
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
yes.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
a. master swordswoman
b. master sorceress (don't trip and become all bamboozled by spookisms)/alchemy
c. master photographer
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
depending on how i feel about what they say or do, i remember it all.
30. What are the key ingrediants to having a good relationship?
let u know when i have one. ( i would guess communication, compromise, love, and great sex figure in there somewhere though)
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
a. love and be loved
b have and raise my children to be intelligent, open minded, loving, &, intelligent people with common sense and st. smarts
c my ultimte vaction either all in one or in pieces. includes cruising the nile
32. what three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
a. killing my child (everyone else is fair game) :))
b yeah that's
c pretty much it
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? yes
34. What does each decade make you think of:
20's: flappers/prohibition
30's: movies
40's: gangster movies
50's: sandra dee. beach blanket bingo and annette funicello
60's: mlk, hippies
70's: afros, platforms
80's: d squared; neon; reagan surving
90's: death of people and situations. degree earned
2000 (so far): tha hell?, fear.
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why?
40s. I just love the architecture, the cars, some/most of the clothes, the music, and the times as told by b&w movies
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
"Lovely Day" by Bill Withers.
37. If you could say any sentance to the president of the usa what would it be?
Step down you rotten rat bastard.
38. What's your favorite tv channel to watch in the middle of the night?
Cartoon network
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
um.....I don't know.
40. Have you ever been a girlscout/boyscout? yup
41. If you were travelling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
i have already done both. well.....i was close to south america by boat. does that count? anyway, take a ship not a boat. boat too small. shiiiiiip is for me. a luxury liner like this one.
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
It doesn't change color, we change position.
43. What does your name mean?
noble tribes woman
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outerspace?
do i hafta explore either one? ocean. i guess shit, i have walked around a coral reef. me and my non-swimming ass.
45. Word association. What's the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
air: breath
meat: ew then penis
different: same
pink: hee PD! shelby
deserve: offer
white: light
elvis: costello
cilantro: salsa
heart: love
clash: rock da casbah
pulp: juice
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be?
Marilyn Monroe
46. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous?
what about it? that's an incomplete sentence. NEXT! (though i'd love to meet me some JT, i'd go with Kate Hepburn.)
47. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
all of it? no
48. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
i bring some tools so i can fix the damn elevator or at least pop the hatch. and a toilet! fuck things to do. things to help get out. i8, i8 i'll play along: toons and batteries, portable tv, camode, paper & sharpened pencils (w/sharpener), cell phone so i can order delivery.
49. What one cd would you bring to listen to for that week (no mixed cd's..must be an album)?
sign-o-the times by prince (2 cds). i thought about crystal ball since i have the 4 cd set, but nah.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? yes
PhillyKat at 7:36:00 PM |
Guess what I got today? A pressie. *Pressie Pressie Pressie* (I've turned into the Little Goth Girl. My hair doesn't look unlike hers either, lol.) A get well pressie to boot. I've never received one of those before. TS sent me my dollie. She's sister to my 2 other dollies: this one and that one.
*Squeeeeeee* I soooooooooooo happy!!!!! I was hugging the box. It took me about a half hour to stop saying OMG OMG OMG! When I told J, of course she knew, she said TS had beat her to it. *Eeeeeeeeeeee!* Yes, I truly made that sound, pathetic though it maybe. And let's not forget my adorable get well card from JL. I still look at cuz it soooo cuuute. *Hmmmmm, imagine what he could do if he made me a layout * Oh, sorry just thinking aloud. I'm smiling like the Cheschire Kat right now. Woooooo! I'm gonna listen to Little Things by I.dot. Cya! Mmmmmmmmmmmwah! I love everybody right now. (Take it while you can get. LMAO)
PhillyKat at 3:17:00 PM |
Mittens gets political as (s)he tells what he would do if (s)he had power in this animation called If Mittens Ruled the World. Probably not for everyone.
Mittens has a plan for world dominance in Mittens in Atlantis. Definitely for everyone.
Early Merry Christmas from Mittens and Snowdrop
PhillyKat at 4:10:00 AM |
I watched "The Wire" today. It's one of the best shows on television nowadays. If you have HBO, you owe it to yourself to check it out. They're only 3 weeks into the season so you can catch up. The new episode or, as they call it, chapter comes on after "Sex in the City," another one of my favorite shows, on Sundays at 9:30pm. It repeats at least 3 times a week, so it's easy to catch. This is not a children's show. Nevermind the cursing, at any given moment there could be some naked body part on the screen. Today it was a penis. Last week, a nice ass..posterior. :D
I've seen 2 good movies in the last few days. Spielberg's Catch Me If You Can starring Tom Hanks and Leo DiCaprio is thoroughly enjoyable as is The Emperor's Club starring Kevin Klein. Actually, make it 3 movies because 2 Weeks Notice with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant was a cute romantic comedy. Utterly predictable, but cute and funny. Better than Notting Hill Hugh's r.c. with Julia Roberts. Sandy is a funnier and more endearing actress imo.
PhillyKat at 2:05:00 AM | Hello, my name is Allyson and I'm a review-o-holic. I decided to review a new artist's cd. The artist: Lumidee. The cd: Almost Famous. The opinion: Oh My Sweet Lord. This child can not sing! She can rap, but singing is not her forte. Some of her beats were good and some of her lyrics are good. She also has a poem on there that is quite good. I still gave this cd a 'F' after I finished it. The calcs came up with a 'D' by the skin of her teeth.
I think her handlers want her to be JLO. Hell, I know they do, because they said it. She ain't no JLO. Granted Jenny Lo's pipes aren't much better but her music is tight. This, oh, this bordered on torture. I still can't figure out how she got a 'D'.
Song by Song
PhillyKat at 12:47:00 AM | Macy's turn. I'm glad Dave got me to listen to this cd. I enjoyed it greatly. Macy's songs show creativity. The music is great and so are the lyrics. I'll call it millenium funk. Prince and Sheila E. has given up on it and Jay Kay is planning on quitting; someone needed to pick up the gauntlet. Out of all the cds I've reviewed lately, this is the only one I would recommend purchasing. I found myself singing or grooving to almost every song before it ended. Just listening to it I give it an 'A'. The calcs say A-
Warning:. Macy has musicians on her cd. For those of you that never listen to real music, you may wonder what those odd sounds are eminating from your computer or cd player. I assure you nothing's wrong with your speakers. If you don't like real music, played by real musicians, and not programmed into a Toshiba, Yamaha, or, God forbid, a Casio, you won't like this cd, especially the last track. In other words, it's not a booty droppin cd and not for everyone.
If you wanna read more, read my song by song review of Trouble With Being Myself
PhillyKat at 10:24:00 PM |Random Thought:
Jay Z sounds like the voice of a cartoon dog. He should look into voice over work.
*this won't be popular, but u know i don't care. plus, someone had to say it aloud*
u know what hit me. they didnt release the info about luther until after his cd debuted. u know he had to be doing better before that damn cd dropped if they released him to a rehab facility 2 days ago!
PhillyKat at 2:56:00 AM | Ashanti's up a little earlier than anticipated because I got bored. Unfortunately, I missed Leno, but that's another story.
Her cd didn't surprise me at all. I figured I'd give her a 'c' or a 'd'. Just listening to it, I gave her a C. The calcs came to the same score. Admittedly, the score probably would have been higher if so many songs didn't annoy (if you don't know it's Murder Inc, they will drill that shit into your very essence). I don't know who Chink Santana is, but he needs to learn that less is more. Less of your big mouth would have meant more stars. Check the song by song review of
Chapter II.
PhillyKat at 3:25:00 AM |
edit: hours up...the review is ready. I must say that I was a little disappointed. I expected better from Monica. Her vocals didn’t blow me away like they did on the “Boy Is Mine” unfortunately. Seems as if she’s looking for street or hood cred as evident in “I’m Too Hood For You,” but hey…whateva bitch. LOL (Alright too much Mya.) I would have given it a C just by listening to it, but the calcs came up with a B.
Monica's After the Storm
PhillyKat at 12:52:00 AM |Random Thoughts
1) u know as much as this computer goes down on me, if it were a man, i'd be one happy lady
2) u know what commercial i cant stand: bally's it's the pain in the butt workout ouuu it irks. i'd like to give that chick a pain in the ass with my foot!
PhillyKat at 8:40:00 PM |
I like this cd just hearing it altogether and give it an A-. The calcs give it a B though. Not bad. Oh, I changed to scoring on the avreage instead of total number of stars. This doesn't change the score of my previous review however.
Mya's Mood Ring
PhillyKat at 8:12:00 PM | Bouncy trynta not be pop. There is a definite target audience. The song title “Hip Hop Star” says it all. I’m afraid that I may here some of these mediocre songs being pumped thru the hood. It’s bass laden and nothing much else. No creativity. The vocals are boring. The best thing on the cd is the guest rap of Outkast. The slow songs are much better than all others. But I must say that this cd makes me think very little talent was used. I mean it sounds very…I dunno fake. And lawd, it’s boring as..as..something really boring. I didn’t like Kelly Rowland’s cd either, but damn at least it wasn’t monotonous. I don’t like this cd at all. I bet it does well *rolleyes* It’s baby food. I’m no baby.
When I listened to Justin G’s cd I thought it was a ‘D’ but the calcs came up a ‘C’. I thought perhaps the same would be true here. I was wrong. The calcs come out the same a big ‘F’.
BTW, yes, I know her name isn't Bouncy. It is here however. Look at her on stage. She bounces more than Tigger.
Song by Song Review
[edit: hmmm sounds like a little theme developing..... ck it... I didn't like Kelly Rowland's cd and I like Bouncy's even less. I didn't like Kelly Clarkson's cd but I like Justin Guarini's less. I wonder since I love Justin Timberlake's cd, will I love JC's even more? Gawd I was listening to his voice today. I don't care what you say, he can sing a woman nekkid. I'm telling you my bra loosened up. Really! It did. He's dangerous. Lawd I don't wanna see no nekkid womens (lisp) in the Home Depot stadium in Florida. I hope JC gets 1 day laryngitis.
PhillyKat at 12:43:00 AM | I am wide awake and bored as hell. No one is logged into any IM. Why would they be? Most people in this country are sleep and in others at work or getting ready. *sigh* No one will play with me! I got so bored I started clicking on the favorites that were already on my favorites list. Now, is that bored or what?
Oh, I just yawned. Hee! Leave it to Will Smith. He just shuffled on to wmp. Hot Damn! I'm out!
PhillyKat at 2:13:00 AM | I'm pissed off.
After I got released from the hospital I specifically made a point of telling mouf not to say anyting to Michelle about my being in the hospital. Cut to 2.5 hours ago. Phone rings, mind you her lazy ass is right upstairs, and I answer. It's her. I forgot what bs she claimed to be calling about, but there's always an 'off the cuff...oh..' like she suddenly remembered someting. That's how you know what she really wants. Oh, (hee) she asked me what's on tv. That bitch is the one with the tv paper upstairs. Anyway, she says, "Oh, Michelle said you should take aspirin...blah blah blah." I heard nothing more. I could feel my pressure rising. "Why did you tell Michelle," I asked. "Didn't I tell you not to say anything to her?" She says, "I had to." "Why?" "Because you said you didn't know anything about insurance." BULL SHIT!!! I know nothing of insurance. Nope nothing. I've never had it before. AND I certainly didn't use to have a license to sell it!!! Nope not me I know nothing. Needless to say that is not what I said. I said I didn't know anything about medical insurance for the unemployed. That does not mean my fucking mouth is broken or that I didn't know who to ask. The last time I checked I wasn't a fucking idiot. (Sorry, but I didn't feel like paragraphs.)
****This was much longer. It was a bitchfest, but I accidentally closed the window.******
I happened to be chatting with Tia on yahoo so I managed to not blow a gasket. (She came at me with her favorite suggestion. "Kill 4 people." I usually say something equally as stupid.) She made me feel a bit better. So did this though you didn't get to read most of it. Let's just say I think she's purposefully trying to stress me out. I sited things that have happened from Friday til today. You guys would not believe her. You really really wouldn't.
PhillyKat at 11:48:00 PM |
I was thinking about telling you guys my first name. No, it's not Enigma, though it would be cool if it were. No, it's not Kat (or Katharine, etc). I had decided not to because most of you know my first name anyway; it would be a waste of time. Then, My Justin sent me a get well card. It's so very sweet. I love it!!!! I love felines. So, here's my card:
Oh, the name is Allyson. The pleasure is all yours. LMAO
PhillyKat at 7:16:00 PM | The Supreme Unhinged imparted some wisdom today. I feel it is my duty to relay it. JUST REMEMBER THAT A WOMAN WITH NO TEETH CAN'T BITE YOUR DICK!!! AND A MAN WITH A LITTLE DICK WON'T MAKE YOU CHOKE!!!
Well, I finally realized why I haven't been feeling great. A PSVT attack was coming on. I spent a good chunk of the day today in the hospital hooked up to machines. I have a tachyardia. I think I may have mentioned it before. A tachyardia is a rapid heartbeat. It wasn't as bad as normal; it only reached 132 bpm at rest. Yeah, I know thats a helluva lot especially when normal is around 72 bpm, but it's good considering I've been up to 182 bpm before.
I woke up startled around 4:40am and realized my heart was going nuts. I got a little angry and started crying. That didn't help it. I don't know why, but I thought I might die and I didn't want to die on my sister, Michelle's, birthday. I also thought about you guys and my trip to Florida. Dumb huh? I thought Tia would have to tell J, and she would have to log in and post that I was dead (like she would want to). Isn't that just crazy?
Today was further proof that I just can't try and live a dream and do what I should've tried to do 10 years ago. I gotta do exactly what I don't want to and become Dilbert again. I gotta get a job that I will probably despise, but I need bennies. I may not have children to take care of, but I do have me. Used to be a time that I didn't care. My belief was if I'm gonna drop dead, then bring it on, I don't feel that way any longer. I guess I don't feel as alone as I use to.
The cardiologists wants me to take this new medication. I do not like to take meds. I don't like pills at all. The doctor that gave me my walking papers told me to make sure I don't get pregnant while on this medication because it could have a bad effect on unborn children. Jigga wha? Then, um, no thank you. Funny thing is I was just telling Justin how I wanted to home school, yadda yadda. I was saying I may meet and get with my future babies daddy (whoever he may be). *cheese* So, guess who ain't even thinking about taking that ish? *hand up* ME! Plus, I can't afford it. I'm gonna hafta send someone to Mexico or Canada or something. Hell, I don't even know how I'm going to pay for the emergency room visit. They offered me a tylenol and I was doing quick calcs in my head. Tylenol= $46 +....Aww heyll naw. I'll just butch up. Anyway, that was my day. How was yours?
PhillyKat at 11:53:00 PM | Little Goth Girl reminds me J and J. Don't ask me why cuz I'm not entirely sure. I'm sure they're wondering too. Anyway back to the Little Goth Girl. I certainly hope she doesn't run into Spider Man.
Little Goth Girl 2 ... *sigh* po' po' LGG
PhillyKat at 2:36:00 AM | I want my dolly! *weep* Spirit of the Sky is the third doll in the Native Spirit Collection. I can't afford luxuries such as a doll right now. But I have the other 2 and I want my collection complete. WAH! I look like Bunny right now! Except my teeth aren't orange. LOL
Oh well. Let's talk about Mittens. Can I find a cartoon with issues or can I find a cartoon with issues? That cat is sick. I sooo want a tee shirt. LOL. I want one that says either.....rt (random thought for u newbies): I've just stumbled upon Mr Hell on Showtime. How do these things fine me? Really? What kind of magnet am I?....."I can smell your brains" or 'Cannibal Sex Kitty' of course Mittens is on both. There's also one that has Snowdrop on it that says, "But I don't even know if you're a boy or a girl." I'm gearing up for Cannibal Sex Kitty of course. What? You're shocked? *tapping on monitor* Pardon, but DO YOU KNOW ME!!!? This must be your first visit here.
Anyway, Mittens has now tried his hand...er....paws at a Organised Crime.
edit: By the way, if you'd like to see more of Mittens and Snowdrop (and friends), there's a button for The Other Side on my main page. Just look for Mittens. You can't miss him. Or her. Plus, I add more links for the truly bored in my links section.
PhillyKat at 11:48:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 3:06:00 AM | Oh my goodness. You guys have got to see these 2 animations. Mittens & Snowdrop 1 and Mittens & Snowdrop 2.
PhillyKat at 11:05:00 PM |
Right now it's thundering and lightening like crazy. I probably should get off the computer; my television is even messing up. But, guess what, if you're reading this, I didn't. The phone rings and it's Mouf. This is how it went:
Me: Hello
Mouf: [my name] Can you tell which way the rain is coming down?
Me: What?
Mouf: Can you tell which way the rain is coming down? Cuz I can't tell. You know how it comes down slanted [yadda yadda] sometimes.
Me: And why are you asking me this Mouf
Mouf: Cuz my windows are open
Me: So, why didn't you just say that?
*silence*
Me: Alright I'll take care of it
Mouf: OK
***1 minute later; phone rings again***
Mouf: They're not open that wide so that should be ok.
Me: i8 *click*
WTF!!!!!
PhillyKat at 8:30:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 3:40:00 PM | QUIZ TIME: What Self-Mutilation Are You?
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PhillyKat at 7:33:00 PM |
If you're actually interested in what I thought song by song, read Enigma's JG Review.
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I just realized I did not discuss Real Women Have Curves. It's a very good movie. Its the story of a teenage girl (about 18), who is comfortable with herself, eventhough, those around her are not. Its sub-context is the struggle between living for yourself vs. the familial obligations forced upon you. It really is quite good. It was about 90mins and I wanted more. That's a rarity for me. I recommended it in my watchin' section and I would be remiss not to do it here.
I also watched Darkness Falls, which, in my opinion, was scarier than The Ring. But as Justin said, 'It had a fair amount of corn.'
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I just went to my site info. Seems as if the people searching for cartoons have stopped linking but I have picked up those looking for info on milk products. Sorry I mispelled diary, lmao. And to all you looking for Wayland Flowers & Madam, rock on! Just not here. lol. I just happened to be looking for a picture of her cuz Celine Dion looks like Madame. Seriously, she does. And to whoever linked on by doing a search of Sashay Chante! ROFLMAO. I tend to say that a lot soooooo you may as well bookmark me, hon. Anyway, all are welcome.
PhillyKat at 5:17:00 PM |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
PhillyKat at 8:19:00 PM |
There is only one Tina Turner and you, Bouncy Knowles, are not she.
Got it?
PhillyKat at 7:43:00 PM |
Anyway, click the link and read the current entry (25th of May) of EJ Shea. If you'd like, scroll down the the first break (you'll see the dots) or to the pictures and start reading there.
PhillyKat at 6:42:00 PM |
Email 1:
KAT,
DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET A GROUP RATE? [I told him he need psychotherapy.] IF MY PLAN EVER HAPPENS,EVERONE WILL BE JUST LIKE ME. THEN NO THERAPY WILL BE NEEDED BECAUSE EVERONE WILL BE THE SAME. NORMAL LIKE ME. AND UNHINGED WILL BE THE NORM. THEN I WILL BE KING. HA HA HA HA HA. I WILL TAKE THOSE WHO ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT LIKE BUNDY, DAHMER,AND A FEW OTHERS TO KILL AND DISPOSE OF THOSE WHO STILL OPPOSE ME. I WILL RULE SUPREME AND HAPPY,MAYBE STILL A LITTLE UNHINGED BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT.
THE SUPREME UNHINGED
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Email 2:
KAT,
THE UNHINGED IS A VERY PRESTIGIOUS POSITION. YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY STRONG
SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY TOWARDS THIS POSITION OF BEING DISTURBED. YOUR CONDUCT
IS THAT OF AN INTELLEGENT BUT UNUSUAL NATURE. VERY FREE OF THE RESTRAINTS OF
THOSE PEOPLE TIED TO BEING GOOD AND ALL THAT GOOFY SHIT. WHAT DID BEING GOOD
AND FOLLOWING ALL THOSE STUPID RULES GET YOU? DEAD BEFORE THE ONES HAVING FUN
AND NOT FOLLOWING THE NORM.
SUPREME UNHINGED
WITH PENIS IN HAND I SHALL CONQUER ALL
Ladies and Gentleman The Supreme Unhinged has left the internet.
PhillyKat at 4:58:00 PM | I was up pretty late last night/this morning. I changed or updated the content on all the linked pages on my main page. I am contemplating deleting a couple of the pages, especially Who Am I? and My Peeps.
Anyway, I was discussing Amazing Race with someone in IM and we got on the subject of people saying they're virgins. (rt: I hate watching a movie with mouf. She won't shut the fuck up. Plus, she's seen bits of this movie so she's just telling me ish! She about to get sporked!) Back to my regularly scheduled post.......here's how the little convo went:
Her says: are they religious?
Me says: yes (edit: I don't know what that has do with it)
Me says: a lot of people think oral doesnt count
Her says: it don't
Somehow her believing that didn't shock me, but I decided to ask a 16 year old. Here's how it went:
Me: if a couple just has oral sex, would you still consider them virgins?
Him: yeah
Me: y?
Me: i'm curious aobut the people who think that
Him: Cuz to me oral sex, while it is sex, it isn't really sex. there's no penetration
Me: a penis in the mouth isn't penetrating?
Him: if the two sex organs aren't "connected" then I don't consider it actual sex
Me: organs?
Me: k so by that iyo, all homosexuals that haven't had sex with someone of the opposite sex, are virgins?
Him: that's a whole thing
Him: a whole other thing
Me: no its the same thing thing.
Me: by what you said 2 lesbians, who never have had sex with a man are virgins. the same with men
Me: think about it
It perplexes me that people actually think oral sex doesn't count. If virginity is the state of being 'pure, fresh, and unused' as per the dictionary, what makes anyone think that your mouth is fresh, pure and unused after a penis has been in it? Or after it, the mouth, has been sucking on a clit? Just wondering. Leave a comment and let me know what you think. Don't give me any of that sexual intercourse/penis in vagina/busted hymen rigamaroll either because by that definition vaginal rape is intercourse, and it is not. Furthermore, that would also mean that a virgin, who has been vaginally raped and whose hymen has been broken has had sex, when she hasn't. I'm not even going to delve into anal sex and male homosexuality.
So, anyway, leave a comment and express yourself. Go on and do it.
PhillyKat at 10:59:00 PM | I've been watching Maid in Manhattan for the last 90 minutes or so. There's a scene between Jenny Lo's character, Marissa, and her mom which hits home like Gallagher's sledgehammer on a watermelon. A mother, the person who is supposed to be there to support you, can shit all over your dreams.
You know how "they" say you should live better than your parents? They typically mean economically. I would love to have children (at least 2 born within a year and a half of each other), and I want them to have what I didn't, support of their dreams, a hug and a "you'll get 'em next time" when something goes awry, and an open ear instead of mouth. I don't want to NOT know how to communicate with my child. I don't want to impede their suucesses or failures. I don't want to impede their growth. I don't want my child to constantly be iso of something external or be unsure of themselves. I want them to have the confidence needed to strive for anything they want.
Back to the movie:
One problem. They just played that god awful remake of "I'm Coming Out" by Amerie. What in all that's holy were they thinking? I'd rather have had JLo sing it herself. Aside from that obvious misstep, the movie was good. Oh, and Justin your girl, Amy Sedaris, makes an appearance.
It's been 45 minutes since I started this. Sometimes, it just takes awhile.
PhillyKat at 11:56:00 PM |
You're asked to give a eulogy for an uncle who was an S.O.B. Do you refuse? Yes, or I'll be saying Uncle Bob was a sick sorry sonuvabitch.
At a phone booth, you need the list of antique stores in the yellow pages. Do you rip it out? If I don't have any paper to write it one, which is rare (heck I usually have a list of addresses and phone numbers), I'll rip it out with a quickness.
While your mate is out sailing, you enjoy the sudsy hot tub at the resort. A drop-dead sexy stranger caresses your foot and smiles charmingly. Do you go for it? Depends on what you mean by 'it'. Do I get my flirt on? Quite possibly. Do I cheat on my husband? Hell NO! Actually, to tell the truth, if someone I don't know comes up caressing my foot, they'll get a kick they won't soon forget.
PhillyKat at 8:36:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 7:56:00 PM |
1. How many times have you truly been in love? NEVER
2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most? n/a
3. What qualities should a significant other have? Honesty, trustyworthiness & loyalty, intelligence & wit, a great sense of humor, stability, like to travel but also can appreciate staying home, huggable and snuggly, determination, kindness, sincerity, high comprehension level, discipline, ... FOR FURTHER INFO CK MY BLOG ENTRY 5/21
4. Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think so.
5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be? You don't feel love between your thighs ladies.
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I just read about 20 entries from May and I must apologize for June. May was quite entertaining in a way. I'm sure you guys have gotten a giggle as I slit open my wrist and poured my life's blood onto your monitor. *Thumbs Up* Yea me. Anyway, June does not appear to be heading in the same general direction. It may be bloody, but I'm not sure how amusing. Stay tuned. The bunny is having an odd affect.
PhillyKat at 12:52:00 AM | I've become complacent in my monotony.
PhillyKat at 11:55:00 PM |
Currently Watching: MTV Movie Awards. So far I've disagreed with the first 2 award recipients, but Sean William Scott and Justin are funny. The Matrix parody with Will Farrell was tight and funny.
Currently Chatting with: J (Shelby) and Sebby
Currently Wishing: That I could see results from all my hard work exrecising and eating right. Cuz about right now a sista feenin' for some deep dish peach pie.
I just did that to fill space..like its necessary. Truth be told I'm bored. Now, Mouf has come in here with her incessant chatter eating something that will inevitably wind up on my carpeting. I'm about to put my headphones on and just catch the awards lata. My mood has completely changed. My face has even tensed up and I'm starting to get a headache.
rt: I will be too happy when Charlie's Angels Full Throttle comes and goes. I'm tired of seeing the damn commercials. I didn't think the first one was all that great. So, I'm actually dreding this one. I love Drew but UGH!
PhillyKat at 12:01:00 AM | I just lost an entry. It wasn't long but it took me the better part of an hour because of the topic and content. It would have been very insightful for those of you intent on trying to 'figure me out'. I'm taking my window just closing on its own as an omen. You just weren't meant to know that about me. Sux 2 B U!
PhillyKat at 9:57:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 9:10:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 3:20:00 PM | I'm almost done watching the original version of the ring in Japanese. To use my new saying (thanks to Dave), it is as boring as bat shit! It's even more boring than the American version because there's no fx makeup. The best scene is the same as the best scene in version 2.0. Dude in his apartment. If you've seen it, you know the scene I mean. Other than that, woooo snoresville. Worst foreign film I've ever seen I do believe. After awhile I stopped reading it and started playing solitaire.
PhillyKat at 2:37:00 AM |
Now that's some serious babbling right there. LOL
PhillyKat at 12:29:00 AM | I'm on the great comment hunt again. J moved my navi and posts and my damn comments disappeared. It's not Klink because Justin's are fine. I checked the code and it's fine. I deleted it and re-entered it. They won't come back. So, again I'm on the great comment hunt. I think I just may say f' it.
Oh and Zac if you're out there.......HI!
PhillyKat at 2:00:00 AM | Alright! Why didn't one of you tell me my cursor caused a pop-up? I had no idea that there was a comet cursor pop-up on here. Furthermore, I didn't know that you had to have comet cursor inorder to see my cursor. I feel like I wasted a colossal amount of time. And caused undue aggro. Sorry.
PhillyKat at 8:47:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 3:48:00 AM |
I don't know if it's a continuation or just random thoughts surrounding a topic. The piece, now simply called "Why I Need a Yenta" has been put in some semblance of form and posted in the A Wandering Mind section of my site (see that link to the main page to the right) of course.
PhillyKat at 10:03:00 PM |
Opinions requested: If a college grad took their education off their resume, would that be misrepresenting myself? Why or why not?
PhillyKat at 4:48:00 PM |
It's sammy fault. really it is. Play this brainteaser, Retail Alpahbet Game 3. It's fun. Trust me. I've never lied to you. Well, there was that one time and there were extenuating circumstances. *cheese*
PhillyKat at 3:05:00 PM | The World is a little bit sadder today
She was one helluva dame.
PhillyKat at 8:48:00 PM |
Though I pride myself on being an intelligent woman it is, at times, necessary for things to be explained to me as if I were a child. I have come across one of those times. What has brought on this childlike learning curve? Movable Type. One day...ohhhhhh in 50 years or so.....I will get it. When I hit the geriatric age, I'm gonna rock! Shiiiiiiiit, the men gonna be limping and rolling after me. They gonna be like "Yo, Sweet Thang set me up. Do that magic thing you do."
I still however will not be able to make banners and layouts. I will have to whore myself or just bother Justin 'til he does it. Woe is me. I am she.
On an interesting note, J asked me when it was I posted about wanting a Sugar Daddy (or equal daddy, or sweetnlow daddy, or...u get the pix). Hmmmm, wonda what she's up to. It was March 14th (and 16th, 25th, and 30th) by the way. March was my sweet month, lol. Now, he doesn't even hafta bee (that was a typo but I thought it was funny so I'm leaving it) sweet. He can be Imitation Daddy. Look like it'll work, has the right consistency, doesn't satisfy all your needs, but will do in a pinch. He can be like carob. Yes, that's right, I'll settle for Carob Daddy..maybe even Tofutti Daddy. Fuck I'm getting desparate. Sometimes I just wish I were a whore. ROFL
Wait...did I just say that aloud? How in the hell did I get on this subject? Damn that J. [thinking]Thinks she so cute with her movable type. Bitch! I'm gonna call her 'b' for short. I'll get her and her little dog too. As soon as she goes and buys a dog, *POW* right in the kisser. Gonna rub her out. Delete her history. Yeah yeah that's the ticket. Gonna drop a house on her. Must get her to stand on a big 'X'. Must find a dastardly plan. *think think think*.[/thinking]
Alright, that wasn't me. That was Tia. Y'all remember Tia? My niece that tried to beat the one legged girl with her fake leg? (see March 20th) You know she's speschul. I think she is now following the Supreme Unhinged aka my friend, Karl. I swear I'm gonna start a blog for him one of these days. I can't even post most of the things he sends me. I wish y'all could search but alas, it's blogger and not movable type. Actually when it comes to computers I guess I should say, "Explain it to me like I'm 72" instead or 2. Hmmm, could be why I'm still lost. I'll look into that. Hey isn't that what I was talking about? Ahhh full circle. I love closure.
(Note to self: No more Thin Man movies after midnight.)
PhillyKat at 6:13:00 PM |
My neighbor just came back from one of my favorite cities in the entire world, Las Vegas. She had a not so great time. That's what she gets because she kept "forgetting" to drop off the information for me. See, Mouf had been trying to hook her up with a family friend, B. Neighbor, let's call her D, is attracted to B (for the life of me I don't know why). Both are single. Both are responsible for themselves only (translation: no or grown children). Anyway, Mouf got D to mention the trip to B. He had an interest. Mouf, being the instigating know-it-all that she is, got D's hopes up. I tried to deflate them because I know B. Just because he has an interest in something or even says he's gonna do it, doesn't mean he is. Plus, I know the type of women he sniffs after and she ain't it. I tried to make her see that even if he had an interest in the trip didn't mean he was interested in sharing a room with her. He wasn't and he didn't (go on the trip that is).
D wound up sharing a room with a friend she's known for 30 years, let's call her Princess FartyFart. She said the woman was a shadow. She couldn't go anywhere without Princess FartyFart, or, as the case may be, not go anywhere without her. D's blood pressure went up so she decided to stay in the room; FF decided she would stay in the room, too. FartyFart wouldn't go out without D even when urged to go. When they did go out, she wanted them to dress alike or in the same colors. Let me interject, ewwwww. Thank goodness D had the same reaction.
Now for the piece de resistance (add accents yourselves), one morning D was shocked awake by a loud sound. It was Princess FartyFart. D opened her eyes to see Princess FartyFart standing over her....naked (oh how I wish I had smilies). D asked what she was doing and Princess FartyFart said she had just gotten out of the shower and was having a little flatulence problem. At this point, my dear readers, I was crying because it took all I had not to lmfao. You see, I thought girlfriend was feeling a little freaky. You know some women pick vacay to get their freak on. I figured FF was one. Apparenlty the little flatulence problem lasted the entire trip. D said she would either fart or belch when they ate, as they walked, etc. FF apparently misinterrupted Maxwell's Whenever Wherever.
This was a group tour, but they had no group specials. I did see the info before she left and it sucked. I'd never seen a group trip that didn't organize something everyone can do as a group. That could have been easily accomplished in a city like Las Vegas. Oh well. They were to go on a shopping spree. They didn't even go to the outlet mall or somewhere to see the wares of roadside vendors. I couldn't do anything but put my head down. I'm not sure where they went (I have some idea), but they spent more time in one of the casinos. She didn't say which, but I'm sure I know which it was. There's one near some shopping that has a gold mine theme (I think). I forget the name. There was no trip to the Grand Canyon (D thought there might be). No boat ride on Lake Mead. Funny thing that. I've been to LV 3x and each time I had and offer for free or discount tickets on a Lake Mead boat ride. I think the person who organized the trip took all the perks for herself or traded them somehow. They did see the Grand Canyon, though. The plane flew over it as they were heading home.
When D unpacked, she found a pair Princess FartyFart's dirty draws (panties for you uncountrified folks) packed in her clothes. D has no idea how they got there. Did I mention that I think PFF was a freak?
PhillyKat at 12:22:00 AM | Why do you guys let me publish when I am obviously sleepy or having a knucklehead day? I called BeerMary Bloody Mary. Now, that's just not right. I know atleast one of you nut jobs clicked the link and didn't even correct me. *tsk tsk tsk*
PhillyKat at 7:55:00 PM |
I just ate an entire pound of baby carrots. I'd been nibbling on them since around 3:30pm. Bunny is taking over my life. If my front teeth get larger or turn orange, that bunny is out of here!
PhillyKat at 6:03:00 PM |
I've decided to review another newbie. I promised myself I wouldn't. I didn't mean to lie to you, me, but I did. Please forgive. The newbie's name is Kylie Dean. Unlike the other newbie I reviewed, Lumidee, Kylie can sing. Problem is her voice deserves real music, something more than beats programmed into a Yamaha. The album takes some unexpected turns into rockabillyish Bubba Sparxxx beats, but it was all good. Apparently, she used to be back-up for Britney Spears. How the hell Brit's producer's didn't say 'oh hell, forget Brit, let that studio girl sing is beyond me.' Anyway, all in all the cd is an acceptable freshman effort; she'll have another cd, but she's gonna have to come stronger if she wants a 3rd. I and the calcs gave this cd a 'C'.
Simple Girl's song by song
Other reviews:
Bouncy
Lumidee
Macy Gray
Monica
Mya
Justin Guarini
PhillyKat at 5:59:00 PM |
I started thinking about my favorite movie quotes early this morning. I accidentally posted one. The post button on my previous version of blogger didn't post to my page. I used it as a type of draft button. However, unbeknownst to me it no longer does that. I deleted it but it's still on my page. C'est la vie! Anyway, I'm reposting it (and others) because it's how I feel and/or I just wanna. Post yours in comments if you have any.
my fav: "I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair. Bye." - Madge Norwood (Bette Davis), Cabin in the Cotton
appropo: "Man it's hot. It's like Africa hot. Tarzan couldn't take this kind of hot." - Private Epstein (Matthew Broderick), Biloxi Blues**
to a tee: "Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops!" - Mortimer Brewster (Cary Grant), Arsenic and Old Lace**
bitchy: "It made me sick when I had to let ya kiss me!... And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! Wipe my mouth!" - Mildred Rogers (Bette Davis), Of Human Bondage*
* catch it on cable
** worth renting
PhillyKat at 12:46:00 PM |
1. How are you planning to spend the summer [winter]? attempting many ways to stay cool incl. but not limited to going to malls just to be in a/c, going to the movies just to be in a/c, coming over your house just to ....ah nevermind. ckg out grad programs and coming to the realization that i will have to take the GREs
2. What was your first summer job? working in bloomingdales after i graduated h.s.
3. If you could go anywhere this summer [winter], where would you go? justin's house. what? he's on tour. he's not using it. it's like up on a hills somewhere. ok ok ok sheesh! um.....ummmmmmm...uh...have i mentioned that i don't particularly like summer? either up in the mountains or near lots and lots of water.
4. What was your worst vacation ever? my trip to los angeles. i had almost forgotten it. blocked it out my memory i did. i loathe los angeles. do you hear me? looooooathe it. the people were the rudest & snobbiest bitches on the face of the earth. after 1 day i refused to eat in a regular restaurant. how about you're a waiter and i'm a paying customer? and u don't wanna say anything less they piss your soup or something. so i ate at this pizza take out place owned by greeks. father and 2 sons worked there. i had a greek salad replete w/feta and pizza errday for lunch or dinner. for the other meal i would have ziti or a burger or somthing. they liked me. we talked. i told them i like spanikopita (spinach pie) and damned if the next day, dad didn't bring me some his wife cooked....for free! they were nice guys.
the people that worked in my hotel were cool too. i spent my nights chilling talking to the night clerk at the front desk. why? cuz i hated la and i refused to go out. plus it was hot and the hotel had a/c. lol she was a native los angelean; the only one i met. she said she was starting to hate it there too. she wished that everybody would go back where the hell they came from.
i'll only go back if a) i know someone there and i'll be with them, b) i've got a major job offer, c) i fall in love and move out there for some guy but then he only has a year or until my first earthquake cuz then i'm out.
runner up: (i had already typed this before i remember hel-a):
took a cruise on norewegian cruise lines that was god awful. i will never recommend them unless they pay me to do so, lol. my convictions can be bought for a hefty sum (sometimes). the thing is everythig that happened on dry land was fantastic.
5. What was your best vacation ever? i just sat here reminiscing. i have no idea. could be the london/paris thing. could be the visiting the ruins in mexico thing (nah cuz that was the cruise the combo devalues), could be one of my vegas or new orlean trips, could be canada, could be a few other things. ouuuuuuuu i know......going to wildwood for a week with my parents when i was 13. that was fun.
PhillyKat at 12:18:00 PM | If you go to c&s, you saw I posted the article about the RIAA wanting to sue mp3 swappers. *sigh* My blog was down yesterday, so I was unable to bitch about it. I was on my new favorite blog, Social Reject. She did it perfectly for me. No need for me to reiterate, especially she used the perfect amount of venom and anger. (I'm all out tonight.)
One commenter, Bloody Mary, said this: "I'm not buying another CD until they back the fuck off. You think file swapping hurt sales? they haven't seen NOTHING yet!" I think that's absofuckinglutely awesome. I'm not going to either. Fuck it! There's enough music (vinyl, casette, cd) in this house to sustain me for the rest of my life. Fuck the music industry. If they want a war, let's give it to them! Anybody in?
PhillyKat at 11:33:00 PM |
This could provide hours and hours of fun! Oh what makes people think they look like celebs. Ck out the Halle Berry's, the Janet Jackson, and, gawd help me, the Chilli from TLC. Matter of fact go alphabetically like me. Go visit the celebrity lookalikes. You could go on a date. LMAO
PhillyKat at 10:37:00 PM |
90 minutes ago I was bored. I started on the next 50 questions. They bored me too. (Thank god for The Amazing Race) Anywho, I completed them. I'm not going to make a long post again. I'm gonna just link the next 50.
PhillyKat at 9:33:00 PM |
Well blogger is finally back and as you can see I've changed this page a tad. Or a Justin. Hee. Ok, that was corney, but my man is flashing at the top and I don't give a flying flute; however, I might pay to see one. Anyway, my banner was made by my Justin not that Justin (wouldn't mind him being my Justin either...oh sorry thinking aloud again), but my Justin. THANK YOU JUSTIN!
You may be wondering what happened to movable type. It irked the shit out of me so I killed it. "I kilt it good 'n' dead!" That thing was giving me agita. I don't like anything making my heart beat fast if (a) I'm not having fun or (b) exercising (which could also be fun depending on the exercise *hee*). My heart goes speedy gonsalez all on its own. I passed the task of seeing wtf is up and making it nice and clear (MT directions suck monkey balls) to J. Whether or not she does it, is up to her.
Netfirms was being booty too. I wanted to try mt because of netfirms, so I everyting would be at one address. Netfirms doesn't work with anything but mt. The assholes. It wouldn't load properly. Maybe that day wasn't a good mt day. I dunno. Quite frankly, I dun care. My name is not Sisyphus. I have the option of quitting and I did. 2 peas in a bucket...what? That's right. Fuck it!
edit:
I meant to comment on Fame. I was very disappointed last night. I didn't like the way it was done. It wasn't fair to the performers. First, they were all nervous to begin with not knowing who would go on and who wouldn't. The first 2 or so performers had it better than the last few. They got it over and done with. The last few people were bad. Their nerves were shot. Only Moy recovered from it. You know it's unfair if Allyson was bad and she was. They need to figure out another way of doing it. They really do. If they don't, my advice to all the performers is to not sing anything fast. Just sing mid-temp to slow songs.
Another comment regarding Luther V. Now he's talking. I'm sorry. I think he's been better for quite some time and they held off releasing that information for record sales. All of a sudden he's better enough to go to a rehab hospital. One week later, he's talking? Jigga wha? That's bullshit. I just heard he's on J Records. I didn't know that. Had I known that Clive Davis was his boss, I would've figured this out awhile ago. I put nothing underhanded past him. He'll do anything to get his people to the top.
PhillyKat at 5:36:00 PM | this mt thing isn't working right. it could be because tuesday was a knucklehead day, i dunno, but it has bested me for now and i am getting an extreme headache.
PhillyKat at 1:09:00 AM |
Well, J got bored today, lmao, and set me up on movable type. I dunno what the heck this is gonna look like. Well, actually I have some idea cuz I'll probably upload the same layout.
Pretty soon *cross fingers* I'll have mt set up on my main page. That'll be some work cuz I know what I want it to look like. I've seen layouts with the basic look but not exactly what I want. (Well, there was this stained glass one, but I be damned if I could figure it out.)
On the upside, all my links and ish will be on one page (yea) and my comments shouldn't disappear again.
edit: It's up. It's all white and it's all boring. Here's the new link. The same entry is up. Pay it no attention. lol
PhillyKat at 7:02:00 PM | I am bored and hungry. That equals lack of energy (no pilates) and lack of concentration (no work). So, what can I do? *think think think* Oh, I know. I can answer the first 50 questions in a 5,000 question survey like I have lost my gatdamn mind! Yes. Yes, that's it! I'll do that. *sigh* This is what my life has come to. Feel free to comment and leave ans if you wish (and if my comments are up). Or atleast drop me a link to your site.
1. Who are you?
Who am I not? If you had of gone to my main page and clicked the "Who Am I" link, you would have had an answer. I've changed it, but click the link anyway. Who am I?
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you?
a. i am beautiful in every single way....just listen to xtina's song.
b. loving/caring even if I don't seem to be
c. love to laugh
3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing?
twiddling my thumbs, picking navel lint (my own tyvm), and waiting for my prince to come. woooo dat was funny.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least. n/a
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? finding a job (hopefully in the las vegas area)
6. Where will you be in 5 years?
i haven't a clue.
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
uh........wonder woman? loved.
8. Are you more child-like or childish?
hee. i just told j i was a big kid. child-like.
9. What is the last thing you said out loud?
i have no idea. oh i sang "beautiful" by Xtina. see q #2
10. What song sums up your life right now?
"Freeek" by George Michael. hahaha No, actually, the first song that popped into my head was "I Don't Wanna Be" by Gavin DeGraw
11. Does your life suck? at times
12. Does your life get better or worse each day? Or does it just stay the same?
depends
13. Does time really heal all wounds?
no
14. How do you handle a rainy day?
i do a little dance and the sun comes out. wtf! who thought up this shit? how should a rainy day be handled? i mean gawd. i'm not into drama. what do you want me to do? lay prostrate on the ground and scream 'why Lord why'?
15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights?
well, i've been through both and take it from me. those gatdern lights are the worse. hee! i guess if my luggage hadn't been found quickly, i'd feel differently.
16. How is your relationship with your parents?
they're dead. we've never been closer. no really i talk to them more now. i swear they listen more.
17. Will you miss them when they are gone?
uhhhhhhh........they won't go away. lol...no really they won't.
18. How do you want to make your living?
well, i was thinking about the porn industry. bigtitties4u.com could be huuuuuuuge! writing
19. How do you want to make your life?
with hospital corners so you can bounce a quarter off of it. tha hell? stupid question. grammatically flawed. i can't answer this.
20. Has life ever given you a second chance and how?
yes. well, i could have been killed several times.
21. Are you more of a giver or a taker?
are we talking oral sex here? LMAO k I need to figure out a way to put yahoo emoticons on here. for those who know :)) depends on the situation. i think i'm 50/50
22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart?
sometimes. then i change it with a closed wallet or open mind.
23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you?
childbirth. my mom shot me out of there like a bullet, boy! i was just floating around chilling then BANG! shot through the dark. alright, i've had broken bones but i don't really remember them being all that painful. oh i fell on a hard wood court when i use to play bball and saw stars. that shit hurt! i quit ball right after that game too.
24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you?
shiiiiit. how much time do you have? they're all equal. hmm let me pick one. oh, how 'bout being used like a whore and then discarded by someone who pretended to be my friend for 9 months? yeah, that'll work.
25. Who have you hugged today?
My new barbie box. See previous post.
26. Who has hugged you?
like someone alive? or in my reality as opposed to Allyland, my little world? physically or metaphysically? yeeeeeah that would be no one. quite frankly, i haven't had a hug in a very long time. i need to hang round some children.
27. Do you have a lot to learn?
yes.
28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be?
a. master swordswoman
b. master sorceress (don't trip and become all bamboozled by spookisms)/alchemy
c. master photographer
29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel?
depending on how i feel about what they say or do, i remember it all.
30. What are the key ingrediants to having a good relationship?
let u know when i have one. ( i would guess communication, compromise, love, and great sex figure in there somewhere though)
31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?
a. love and be loved
b have and raise my children to be intelligent, open minded, loving, &, intelligent people with common sense and st. smarts
c my ultimte vaction either all in one or in pieces. includes cruising the nile
32. what three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
a. killing my child (everyone else is fair game) :))
b yeah that's
c pretty much it
33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? yes
34. What does each decade make you think of:
20's: flappers/prohibition
30's: movies
40's: gangster movies
50's: sandra dee. beach blanket bingo and annette funicello
60's: mlk, hippies
70's: afros, platforms
80's: d squared; neon; reagan surving
90's: death of people and situations. degree earned
2000 (so far): tha hell?, fear.
35. Which decade do you feel you belong in and why?
40s. I just love the architecture, the cars, some/most of the clothes, the music, and the times as told by b&w movies
36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song?
"Lovely Day" by Bill Withers.
37. If you could say any sentance to the president of the usa what would it be?
Step down you rotten rat bastard.
38. What's your favorite tv channel to watch in the middle of the night?
Cartoon network
39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why?
um.....I don't know.
40. Have you ever been a girlscout/boyscout? yup
41. If you were travelling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat?
i have already done both. well.....i was close to south america by boat. does that count? anyway, take a ship not a boat. boat too small. shiiiiiip is for me. a luxury liner like this one.
42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night?
It doesn't change color, we change position.
43. What does your name mean?
noble tribes woman
44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outerspace?
do i hafta explore either one? ocean. i guess shit, i have walked around a coral reef. me and my non-swimming ass.
45. Word association. What's the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:
air: breath
meat: ew then penis
different: same
pink: hee PD! shelby
deserve: offer
white: light
elvis: costello
cilantro: salsa
heart: love
clash: rock da casbah
pulp: juice
46. If you could meet any person who is dead and famous who would you want it to be?
Marilyn Monroe
46. What if you could meet anyone alive and famous?
what about it? that's an incomplete sentence. NEXT! (though i'd love to meet me some JT, i'd go with Kate Hepburn.)
47. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday?
all of it? no
48. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do?
i bring some tools so i can fix the damn elevator or at least pop the hatch. and a toilet! fuck things to do. things to help get out. i8, i8 i'll play along: toons and batteries, portable tv, camode, paper & sharpened pencils (w/sharpener), cell phone so i can order delivery.
49. What one cd would you bring to listen to for that week (no mixed cd's..must be an album)?
sign-o-the times by prince (2 cds). i thought about crystal ball since i have the 4 cd set, but nah.
50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? yes
PhillyKat at 7:36:00 PM |
Man, is it right to have better net (close) friends than you have in real life? Or does it prove I spend to much time here in Cyberville? But me likey Cyberville. Why? Cuz I have friends like T.S., J, and JL (it's an inital type day).
Guess what I got today? A pressie. *Pressie Pressie Pressie* (I've turned into the Little Goth Girl. My hair doesn't look unlike hers either, lol.) A get well pressie to boot. I've never received one of those before. TS sent me my dollie. She's sister to my 2 other dollies: this one and that one.
*Squeeeeeee* I soooooooooooo happy!!!!! I was hugging the box. It took me about a half hour to stop saying OMG OMG OMG! When I told J, of course she knew, she said TS had beat her to it. *Eeeeeeeeeeee!* Yes, I truly made that sound, pathetic though it maybe. And let's not forget my adorable get well card from JL. I still look at cuz it soooo cuuute. *Hmmmmm, imagine what he could do if he made me a layout * Oh, sorry just thinking aloud. I'm smiling like the Cheschire Kat right now. Woooooo! I'm gonna listen to Little Things by I.dot. Cya! Mmmmmmmmmmmwah! I love everybody right now. (Take it while you can get. LMAO)
PhillyKat at 3:17:00 PM |
The bad bad kitty with issues is back. No, no not me, Mittens! And I resent the implications, lmao.
Mittens gets political as (s)he tells what he would do if (s)he had power in this animation called If Mittens Ruled the World. Probably not for everyone.
Mittens has a plan for world dominance in Mittens in Atlantis. Definitely for everyone.
Early Merry Christmas from Mittens and Snowdrop
PhillyKat at 4:10:00 AM |
There's a rumbly in my tumbly.
I watched "The Wire" today. It's one of the best shows on television nowadays. If you have HBO, you owe it to yourself to check it out. They're only 3 weeks into the season so you can catch up. The new episode or, as they call it, chapter comes on after "Sex in the City," another one of my favorite shows, on Sundays at 9:30pm. It repeats at least 3 times a week, so it's easy to catch. This is not a children's show. Nevermind the cursing, at any given moment there could be some naked body part on the screen. Today it was a penis. Last week, a nice ass..posterior. :D
I've seen 2 good movies in the last few days. Spielberg's Catch Me If You Can starring Tom Hanks and Leo DiCaprio is thoroughly enjoyable as is The Emperor's Club starring Kevin Klein. Actually, make it 3 movies because 2 Weeks Notice with Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant was a cute romantic comedy. Utterly predictable, but cute and funny. Better than Notting Hill Hugh's r.c. with Julia Roberts. Sandy is a funnier and more endearing actress imo.
PhillyKat at 2:05:00 AM | Hello, my name is Allyson and I'm a review-o-holic. I decided to review a new artist's cd. The artist: Lumidee. The cd: Almost Famous. The opinion: Oh My Sweet Lord. This child can not sing! She can rap, but singing is not her forte. Some of her beats were good and some of her lyrics are good. She also has a poem on there that is quite good. I still gave this cd a 'F' after I finished it. The calcs came up with a 'D' by the skin of her teeth.
I think her handlers want her to be JLO. Hell, I know they do, because they said it. She ain't no JLO. Granted Jenny Lo's pipes aren't much better but her music is tight. This, oh, this bordered on torture. I still can't figure out how she got a 'D'.
Song by Song
PhillyKat at 12:47:00 AM | Macy's turn. I'm glad Dave got me to listen to this cd. I enjoyed it greatly. Macy's songs show creativity. The music is great and so are the lyrics. I'll call it millenium funk. Prince and Sheila E. has given up on it and Jay Kay is planning on quitting; someone needed to pick up the gauntlet. Out of all the cds I've reviewed lately, this is the only one I would recommend purchasing. I found myself singing or grooving to almost every song before it ended. Just listening to it I give it an 'A'. The calcs say A-
Warning:. Macy has musicians on her cd. For those of you that never listen to real music, you may wonder what those odd sounds are eminating from your computer or cd player. I assure you nothing's wrong with your speakers. If you don't like real music, played by real musicians, and not programmed into a Toshiba, Yamaha, or, God forbid, a Casio, you won't like this cd, especially the last track. In other words, it's not a booty droppin cd and not for everyone.
If you wanna read more, read my song by song review of Trouble With Being Myself
PhillyKat at 10:24:00 PM |
Jay Z sounds like the voice of a cartoon dog. He should look into voice over work.
*this won't be popular, but u know i don't care. plus, someone had to say it aloud*
u know what hit me. they didnt release the info about luther until after his cd debuted. u know he had to be doing better before that damn cd dropped if they released him to a rehab facility 2 days ago!
PhillyKat at 2:56:00 AM | Ashanti's up a little earlier than anticipated because I got bored. Unfortunately, I missed Leno, but that's another story.
Her cd didn't surprise me at all. I figured I'd give her a 'c' or a 'd'. Just listening to it, I gave her a C. The calcs came to the same score. Admittedly, the score probably would have been higher if so many songs didn't annoy (if you don't know it's Murder Inc, they will drill that shit into your very essence). I don't know who Chink Santana is, but he needs to learn that less is more. Less of your big mouth would have meant more stars. Check the song by song review of
Chapter II.
PhillyKat at 3:25:00 AM |
J has me on a review kick. Right now I'm listening to Monica. I've decided to keep with the sista theme and review Macy Gray and Ashanti too. So all 3 of them are coming up. Monica in about an hour and the other 2 in about 12hours.
edit: hours up...the review is ready. I must say that I was a little disappointed. I expected better from Monica. Her vocals didn’t blow me away like they did on the “Boy Is Mine” unfortunately. Seems as if she’s looking for street or hood cred as evident in “I’m Too Hood For You,” but hey…whateva bitch. LOL (Alright too much Mya.) I would have given it a C just by listening to it, but the calcs came up with a B.
Monica's After the Storm
PhillyKat at 12:52:00 AM |
1) u know as much as this computer goes down on me, if it were a man, i'd be one happy lady
2) u know what commercial i cant stand: bally's it's the pain in the butt workout ouuu it irks. i'd like to give that chick a pain in the ass with my foot!
PhillyKat at 8:40:00 PM |
Other than the "Lady Marmalade" remake, I'd never heard Mya's voice. Seriously, I hadn't. I'd heard bits and pieces of her songs and was never impressed. So, I never bothered to seek her out. So, why do it this time E? Thanks for asking. I heard an interview of Mya's and she said all the type of sounds and flavors she was putting on the cd and it caught my attention. Then, when she said she had a song entitled "Whatever Bitch" my interest was peaked. Funny thing, WB isn't even one of the best songs on the cd.
I like this cd just hearing it altogether and give it an A-. The calcs give it a B though. Not bad. Oh, I changed to scoring on the avreage instead of total number of stars. This doesn't change the score of my previous review however.
Mya's Mood Ring
PhillyKat at 8:12:00 PM | Bouncy trynta not be pop. There is a definite target audience. The song title “Hip Hop Star” says it all. I’m afraid that I may here some of these mediocre songs being pumped thru the hood. It’s bass laden and nothing much else. No creativity. The vocals are boring. The best thing on the cd is the guest rap of Outkast. The slow songs are much better than all others. But I must say that this cd makes me think very little talent was used. I mean it sounds very…I dunno fake. And lawd, it’s boring as..as..something really boring. I didn’t like Kelly Rowland’s cd either, but damn at least it wasn’t monotonous. I don’t like this cd at all. I bet it does well *rolleyes* It’s baby food. I’m no baby.
When I listened to Justin G’s cd I thought it was a ‘D’ but the calcs came up a ‘C’. I thought perhaps the same would be true here. I was wrong. The calcs come out the same a big ‘F’.
BTW, yes, I know her name isn't Bouncy. It is here however. Look at her on stage. She bounces more than Tigger.
Song by Song Review
[edit: hmmm sounds like a little theme developing..... ck it... I didn't like Kelly Rowland's cd and I like Bouncy's even less. I didn't like Kelly Clarkson's cd but I like Justin Guarini's less. I wonder since I love Justin Timberlake's cd, will I love JC's even more? Gawd I was listening to his voice today. I don't care what you say, he can sing a woman nekkid. I'm telling you my bra loosened up. Really! It did. He's dangerous. Lawd I don't wanna see no nekkid womens (lisp) in the Home Depot stadium in Florida. I hope JC gets 1 day laryngitis.
PhillyKat at 12:43:00 AM | I am wide awake and bored as hell. No one is logged into any IM. Why would they be? Most people in this country are sleep and in others at work or getting ready. *sigh* No one will play with me! I got so bored I started clicking on the favorites that were already on my favorites list. Now, is that bored or what?
Oh, I just yawned. Hee! Leave it to Will Smith. He just shuffled on to wmp. Hot Damn! I'm out!
PhillyKat at 2:13:00 AM | I'm pissed off.
After I got released from the hospital I specifically made a point of telling mouf not to say anyting to Michelle about my being in the hospital. Cut to 2.5 hours ago. Phone rings, mind you her lazy ass is right upstairs, and I answer. It's her. I forgot what bs she claimed to be calling about, but there's always an 'off the cuff...oh..' like she suddenly remembered someting. That's how you know what she really wants. Oh, (hee) she asked me what's on tv. That bitch is the one with the tv paper upstairs. Anyway, she says, "Oh, Michelle said you should take aspirin...blah blah blah." I heard nothing more. I could feel my pressure rising. "Why did you tell Michelle," I asked. "Didn't I tell you not to say anything to her?" She says, "I had to." "Why?" "Because you said you didn't know anything about insurance." BULL SHIT!!! I know nothing of insurance. Nope nothing. I've never had it before. AND I certainly didn't use to have a license to sell it!!! Nope not me I know nothing. Needless to say that is not what I said. I said I didn't know anything about medical insurance for the unemployed. That does not mean my fucking mouth is broken or that I didn't know who to ask. The last time I checked I wasn't a fucking idiot. (Sorry, but I didn't feel like paragraphs.)
****This was much longer. It was a bitchfest, but I accidentally closed the window.******
I happened to be chatting with Tia on yahoo so I managed to not blow a gasket. (She came at me with her favorite suggestion. "Kill 4 people." I usually say something equally as stupid.) She made me feel a bit better. So did this though you didn't get to read most of it. Let's just say I think she's purposefully trying to stress me out. I sited things that have happened from Friday til today. You guys would not believe her. You really really wouldn't.
PhillyKat at 11:48:00 PM |
I wish I could meet people in Philadelphia like the ones I've met here. Case and point, TS has a get well surprise for me. Heeeeee!
I was thinking about telling you guys my first name. No, it's not Enigma, though it would be cool if it were. No, it's not Kat (or Katharine, etc). I had decided not to because most of you know my first name anyway; it would be a waste of time. Then, My Justin sent me a get well card. It's so very sweet. I love it!!!! I love felines. So, here's my card:
Oh, the name is Allyson. The pleasure is all yours. LMAO
PhillyKat at 7:16:00 PM | The Supreme Unhinged imparted some wisdom today. I feel it is my duty to relay it. JUST REMEMBER THAT A WOMAN WITH NO TEETH CAN'T BITE YOUR DICK!!! AND A MAN WITH A LITTLE DICK WON'T MAKE YOU CHOKE!!!
Well, I finally realized why I haven't been feeling great. A PSVT attack was coming on. I spent a good chunk of the day today in the hospital hooked up to machines. I have a tachyardia. I think I may have mentioned it before. A tachyardia is a rapid heartbeat. It wasn't as bad as normal; it only reached 132 bpm at rest. Yeah, I know thats a helluva lot especially when normal is around 72 bpm, but it's good considering I've been up to 182 bpm before.
I woke up startled around 4:40am and realized my heart was going nuts. I got a little angry and started crying. That didn't help it. I don't know why, but I thought I might die and I didn't want to die on my sister, Michelle's, birthday. I also thought about you guys and my trip to Florida. Dumb huh? I thought Tia would have to tell J, and she would have to log in and post that I was dead (like she would want to). Isn't that just crazy?
Today was further proof that I just can't try and live a dream and do what I should've tried to do 10 years ago. I gotta do exactly what I don't want to and become Dilbert again. I gotta get a job that I will probably despise, but I need bennies. I may not have children to take care of, but I do have me. Used to be a time that I didn't care. My belief was if I'm gonna drop dead, then bring it on, I don't feel that way any longer. I guess I don't feel as alone as I use to.
The cardiologists wants me to take this new medication. I do not like to take meds. I don't like pills at all. The doctor that gave me my walking papers told me to make sure I don't get pregnant while on this medication because it could have a bad effect on unborn children. Jigga wha? Then, um, no thank you. Funny thing is I was just telling Justin how I wanted to home school, yadda yadda. I was saying I may meet and get with my future babies daddy (whoever he may be). *cheese* So, guess who ain't even thinking about taking that ish? *hand up* ME! Plus, I can't afford it. I'm gonna hafta send someone to Mexico or Canada or something. Hell, I don't even know how I'm going to pay for the emergency room visit. They offered me a tylenol and I was doing quick calcs in my head. Tylenol= $46 +....Aww heyll naw. I'll just butch up. Anyway, that was my day. How was yours?
PhillyKat at 11:53:00 PM | Little Goth Girl reminds me J and J. Don't ask me why cuz I'm not entirely sure. I'm sure they're wondering too. Anyway back to the Little Goth Girl. I certainly hope she doesn't run into Spider Man.
Little Goth Girl 2 ... *sigh* po' po' LGG
PhillyKat at 2:36:00 AM | I want my dolly! *weep* Spirit of the Sky is the third doll in the Native Spirit Collection. I can't afford luxuries such as a doll right now. But I have the other 2 and I want my collection complete. WAH! I look like Bunny right now! Except my teeth aren't orange. LOL
Oh well. Let's talk about Mittens. Can I find a cartoon with issues or can I find a cartoon with issues? That cat is sick. I sooo want a tee shirt. LOL. I want one that says either.....rt (random thought for u newbies): I've just stumbled upon Mr Hell on Showtime. How do these things fine me? Really? What kind of magnet am I?....."I can smell your brains" or 'Cannibal Sex Kitty' of course Mittens is on both. There's also one that has Snowdrop on it that says, "But I don't even know if you're a boy or a girl." I'm gearing up for Cannibal Sex Kitty of course. What? You're shocked? *tapping on monitor* Pardon, but DO YOU KNOW ME!!!? This must be your first visit here.
Anyway, Mittens has now tried his hand...er....paws at a Organised Crime.
edit: By the way, if you'd like to see more of Mittens and Snowdrop (and friends), there's a button for The Other Side on my main page. Just look for Mittens. You can't miss him. Or her. Plus, I add more links for the truly bored in my links section.
PhillyKat at 11:48:00 PM |
I should be sleep considering my extreme lack of sleep last night, but I can't leave without posting Mittens Safari.
PhillyKat at 3:06:00 AM | Oh my goodness. You guys have got to see these 2 animations. Mittens & Snowdrop 1 and Mittens & Snowdrop 2.
PhillyKat at 11:05:00 PM |
How many times do you think I will have to say 'I hate beating around the bush. If you have something to say just f'n say it,' before everyone gets it? How many year's will many times will I have to personify this? How long will I have to be known as a no nonsense bitch, before people get a fucking clue? I really and truly want to know!
Right now it's thundering and lightening like crazy. I probably should get off the computer; my television is even messing up. But, guess what, if you're reading this, I didn't. The phone rings and it's Mouf. This is how it went:
Me: Hello
Mouf: [my name] Can you tell which way the rain is coming down?
Me: What?
Mouf: Can you tell which way the rain is coming down? Cuz I can't tell. You know how it comes down slanted [yadda yadda] sometimes.
Me: And why are you asking me this Mouf
Mouf: Cuz my windows are open
Me: So, why didn't you just say that?
*silence*
Me: Alright I'll take care of it
Mouf: OK
***1 minute later; phone rings again***
Mouf: They're not open that wide so that should be ok.
Me: i8 *click*
WTF!!!!!
PhillyKat at 8:30:00 PM |
Sometimes stupid things are good. Go the Brian's blog and listen to Camel Toe. rofl wooooo dats funny. I've never heard that terminology used.....frontal wedgie...camel toe....bwahahahaaaa
PhillyKat at 3:40:00 PM | QUIZ TIME: What Self-Mutilation Are You?
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PhillyKat at 7:33:00 PM |
I read J's Justin Guarini's Review and I became interested in hearing his cd. I wasn't remotely interested earlier because I had heard a few songs and was not pleased. She gave it an F, but I still say her scoring was skewed, lmao. I didn't think mine would be much different, but it was. Regardless of my overall impression, my scoring averaged out to be a 'c'. He got 30 out of 65 stars; that's an average of 2.3.
If you're actually interested in what I thought song by song, read Enigma's JG Review.
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I just realized I did not discuss Real Women Have Curves. It's a very good movie. Its the story of a teenage girl (about 18), who is comfortable with herself, eventhough, those around her are not. Its sub-context is the struggle between living for yourself vs. the familial obligations forced upon you. It really is quite good. It was about 90mins and I wanted more. That's a rarity for me. I recommended it in my watchin' section and I would be remiss not to do it here.
I also watched Darkness Falls, which, in my opinion, was scarier than The Ring. But as Justin said, 'It had a fair amount of corn.'
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I just went to my site info. Seems as if the people searching for cartoons have stopped linking but I have picked up those looking for info on milk products. Sorry I mispelled diary, lmao. And to all you looking for Wayland Flowers & Madam, rock on! Just not here. lol. I just happened to be looking for a picture of her cuz Celine Dion looks like Madame. Seriously, she does. And to whoever linked on by doing a search of Sashay Chante! ROFLMAO. I tend to say that a lot soooooo you may as well bookmark me, hon. Anyway, all are welcome.
PhillyKat at 5:17:00 PM |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
PhillyKat at 8:19:00 PM |
Note to Bouncy:
There is only one Tina Turner and you, Bouncy Knowles, are not she.
Got it?
PhillyKat at 7:43:00 PM |
This is what I'm talking about! I wish I had 2 good friends like that. Well, I actually do have one, but she left me soon after we graduated and moved back to Bermuda. I thought I had a friendship like that with Claudia, but she was a lying, backstabbing, game playing harlot who masqueraded as my friend.
Anyway, click the link and read the current entry (25th of May) of EJ Shea. If you'd like, scroll down the the first break (you'll see the dots) or to the pictures and start reading there.
PhillyKat at 6:42:00 PM |
Y'all remember my krazy friend Karl? The one who told that guy he just met he has a 10" penis? The one who has trucker games? Now, do you remember Karl? Maybe this will jog your memory. Karl's new name is The Supreme Unhinged, and the following is his manifesto.
Email 1:
KAT,
DO YOU THINK WE COULD GET A GROUP RATE? [I told him he need psychotherapy.] IF MY PLAN EVER HAPPENS,EVERONE WILL BE JUST LIKE ME. THEN NO THERAPY WILL BE NEEDED BECAUSE EVERONE WILL BE THE SAME. NORMAL LIKE ME. AND UNHINGED WILL BE THE NORM. THEN I WILL BE KING. HA HA HA HA HA. I WILL TAKE THOSE WHO ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT LIKE BUNDY, DAHMER,AND A FEW OTHERS TO KILL AND DISPOSE OF THOSE WHO STILL OPPOSE ME. I WILL RULE SUPREME AND HAPPY,MAYBE STILL A LITTLE UNHINGED BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT.
THE SUPREME UNHINGED
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Email 2:
KAT,
THE UNHINGED IS A VERY PRESTIGIOUS POSITION. YOU NEED TO HAVE A VERY STRONG
SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY TOWARDS THIS POSITION OF BEING DISTURBED. YOUR CONDUCT
IS THAT OF AN INTELLEGENT BUT UNUSUAL NATURE. VERY FREE OF THE RESTRAINTS OF
THOSE PEOPLE TIED TO BEING GOOD AND ALL THAT GOOFY SHIT. WHAT DID BEING GOOD
AND FOLLOWING ALL THOSE STUPID RULES GET YOU? DEAD BEFORE THE ONES HAVING FUN
AND NOT FOLLOWING THE NORM.
SUPREME UNHINGED
WITH PENIS IN HAND I SHALL CONQUER ALL
Ladies and Gentleman The Supreme Unhinged has left the internet.
PhillyKat at 4:58:00 PM | I was up pretty late last night/this morning. I changed or updated the content on all the linked pages on my main page. I am contemplating deleting a couple of the pages, especially Who Am I? and My Peeps.
Anyway, I was discussing Amazing Race with someone in IM and we got on the subject of people saying they're virgins. (rt: I hate watching a movie with mouf. She won't shut the fuck up. Plus, she's seen bits of this movie so she's just telling me ish! She about to get sporked!) Back to my regularly scheduled post.......here's how the little convo went:
Her says: are they religious?
Me says: yes (edit: I don't know what that has do with it)
Me says: a lot of people think oral doesnt count
Her says: it don't
Somehow her believing that didn't shock me, but I decided to ask a 16 year old. Here's how it went:
Me: if a couple just has oral sex, would you still consider them virgins?
Him: yeah
Me: y?
Me: i'm curious aobut the people who think that
Him: Cuz to me oral sex, while it is sex, it isn't really sex. there's no penetration
Me: a penis in the mouth isn't penetrating?
Him: if the two sex organs aren't "connected" then I don't consider it actual sex
Me: organs?
Me: k so by that iyo, all homosexuals that haven't had sex with someone of the opposite sex, are virgins?
Him: that's a whole thing
Him: a whole other thing
Me: no its the same thing thing.
Me: by what you said 2 lesbians, who never have had sex with a man are virgins. the same with men
Me: think about it
It perplexes me that people actually think oral sex doesn't count. If virginity is the state of being 'pure, fresh, and unused' as per the dictionary, what makes anyone think that your mouth is fresh, pure and unused after a penis has been in it? Or after it, the mouth, has been sucking on a clit? Just wondering. Leave a comment and let me know what you think. Don't give me any of that sexual intercourse/penis in vagina/busted hymen rigamaroll either because by that definition vaginal rape is intercourse, and it is not. Furthermore, that would also mean that a virgin, who has been vaginally raped and whose hymen has been broken has had sex, when she hasn't. I'm not even going to delve into anal sex and male homosexuality.
So, anyway, leave a comment and express yourself. Go on and do it.
PhillyKat at 10:59:00 PM | I've been watching Maid in Manhattan for the last 90 minutes or so. There's a scene between Jenny Lo's character, Marissa, and her mom which hits home like Gallagher's sledgehammer on a watermelon. A mother, the person who is supposed to be there to support you, can shit all over your dreams.
You know how "they" say you should live better than your parents? They typically mean economically. I would love to have children (at least 2 born within a year and a half of each other), and I want them to have what I didn't, support of their dreams, a hug and a "you'll get 'em next time" when something goes awry, and an open ear instead of mouth. I don't want to NOT know how to communicate with my child. I don't want to impede their suucesses or failures. I don't want to impede their growth. I don't want my child to constantly be iso of something external or be unsure of themselves. I want them to have the confidence needed to strive for anything they want.
Back to the movie:
One problem. They just played that god awful remake of "I'm Coming Out" by Amerie. What in all that's holy were they thinking? I'd rather have had JLo sing it herself. Aside from that obvious misstep, the movie was good. Oh, and Justin your girl, Amy Sedaris, makes an appearance.
It's been 45 minutes since I started this. Sometimes, it just takes awhile.
PhillyKat at 11:56:00 PM |
Just linked onto Saturday Scruples:
You're asked to give a eulogy for an uncle who was an S.O.B. Do you refuse? Yes, or I'll be saying Uncle Bob was a sick sorry sonuvabitch.
At a phone booth, you need the list of antique stores in the yellow pages. Do you rip it out? If I don't have any paper to write it one, which is rare (heck I usually have a list of addresses and phone numbers), I'll rip it out with a quickness.
While your mate is out sailing, you enjoy the sudsy hot tub at the resort. A drop-dead sexy stranger caresses your foot and smiles charmingly. Do you go for it? Depends on what you mean by 'it'. Do I get my flirt on? Quite possibly. Do I cheat on my husband? Hell NO! Actually, to tell the truth, if someone I don't know comes up caressing my foot, they'll get a kick they won't soon forget.
PhillyKat at 8:36:00 PM |
Hey I just happened upon something kinda cool. It's a photographic scavengerhunt. Interested? Go here
PhillyKat at 7:56:00 PM |
Sorry, I knew there was something I was gonna do 5 hrs or so ago, but I got bored.
1. How many times have you truly been in love? NEVER
2. What was/is so great about the person you love(d) the most? n/a
3. What qualities should a significant other have? Honesty, trustyworthiness & loyalty, intelligence & wit, a great sense of humor, stability, like to travel but also can appreciate staying home, huggable and snuggly, determination, kindness, sincerity, high comprehension level, discipline, ... FOR FURTHER INFO CK MY BLOG ENTRY 5/21
4. Have you ever broken someone's heart? I think so.
5. If there was one thing you could teach people about love, what would it be? You don't feel love between your thighs ladies.
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I just read about 20 entries from May and I must apologize for June. May was quite entertaining in a way. I'm sure you guys have gotten a giggle as I slit open my wrist and poured my life's blood onto your monitor. *Thumbs Up* Yea me. Anyway, June does not appear to be heading in the same general direction. It may be bloody, but I'm not sure how amusing. Stay tuned. The bunny is having an odd affect.
PhillyKat at 12:52:00 AM | I've become complacent in my monotony.
PhillyKat at 11:55:00 PM |
Well, another week as gone by for the most part and I haven't done shit but feel disconnected and down on myself, chat IMs, and exercise. Oh and my Carol (hi Cawwol *waves*) got me a gig to transcribe stuff. I can do that. So, I won't feel like a complete waste of space.
Currently Watching: MTV Movie Awards. So far I've disagreed with the first 2 award recipients, but Sean William Scott and Justin are funny. The Matrix parody with Will Farrell was tight and funny.
Currently Chatting with: J (Shelby) and Sebby
Currently Wishing: That I could see results from all my hard work exrecising and eating right. Cuz about right now a sista feenin' for some deep dish peach pie.
I just did that to fill space..like its necessary. Truth be told I'm bored. Now, Mouf has come in here with her incessant chatter eating something that will inevitably wind up on my carpeting. I'm about to put my headphones on and just catch the awards lata. My mood has completely changed. My face has even tensed up and I'm starting to get a headache.
rt: I will be too happy when Charlie's Angels Full Throttle comes and goes. I'm tired of seeing the damn commercials. I didn't think the first one was all that great. So, I'm actually dreding this one. I love Drew but UGH!
PhillyKat at 12:01:00 AM | I just lost an entry. It wasn't long but it took me the better part of an hour because of the topic and content. It would have been very insightful for those of you intent on trying to 'figure me out'. I'm taking my window just closing on its own as an omen. You just weren't meant to know that about me. Sux 2 B U!
PhillyKat at 9:57:00 PM |
The Fame judges suck ass!! That li'l boy Brandon should not have moved on.
PhillyKat at 9:10:00 PM |
I watched the Animatrix last night/this morning. Boring as all get out. The first one was all that. I just didn't like the animation. It was too too something or not enough of something. Obviously, I can't put my finger on it, but ugh. I'm a person that requires closure and for the most part the stories didn't end. They were like beginnings. Plus most of them seemed water colory and flat. Just ick.
PhillyKat at 3:20:00 PM | I'm almost done watching the original version of the ring in Japanese. To use my new saying (thanks to Dave), it is as boring as bat shit! It's even more boring than the American version because there's no fx makeup. The best scene is the same as the best scene in version 2.0. Dude in his apartment. If you've seen it, you know the scene I mean. Other than that, woooo snoresville. Worst foreign film I've ever seen I do believe. After awhile I stopped reading it and started playing solitaire.
PhillyKat at 2:37:00 AM |
I've had this damn blog window open for hours. I haven't typed jack. Speaking of Jack, I wonder how he is. Yes, that's right, I may not know much but I do know Jack! How's that for irony? Seriously, I know someone named Jack. I use to play jacks (jax) too. I have some upstairs somewhere. I may go get my bounce and pick up on. One thing I won't do is jack up a car. Why would I do that? I'm a girl for pity's sake. Speaking of which, stop letting your girlfriends go out with jacked up hair and/or clothes. I swear I'm gonna start making tickets and get me a little siren. *wuur wuur wuur* "Pull over! Good taste police. Now pull your ass over! Who authorized that ______ (fill in blank)? Well, you were wrong! Here's your ticket! And, by the way, you don't know jack!"
Now that's some serious babbling right there. LOL
PhillyKat at 12:29:00 AM | I'm on the great comment hunt again. J moved my navi and posts and my damn comments disappeared. It's not Klink because Justin's are fine. I checked the code and it's fine. I deleted it and re-entered it. They won't come back. So, again I'm on the great comment hunt. I think I just may say f' it.
Oh and Zac if you're out there.......HI!
PhillyKat at 2:00:00 AM | Alright! Why didn't one of you tell me my cursor caused a pop-up? I had no idea that there was a comet cursor pop-up on here. Furthermore, I didn't know that you had to have comet cursor inorder to see my cursor. I feel like I wasted a colossal amount of time. And caused undue aggro. Sorry.
PhillyKat at 8:47:00 PM |
aaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh the bunny is taking over! run run for your life
PhillyKat at 3:48:00 AM |
