unraveling the enigma...sorta
Currently Watching: Punk'd on MTV. I can not say enough about how much I love this show. Alright Punk'd is now off and I can now finish my blog. Hmmm I had something to say, but I have forgotten. Oh well.
Now, I'm watching a repeat of Will & Grace. Ahhhh. W&G I Love them so.
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Shelby has put me on a program. LOL A writing program. I have deadlines. 3 or 4 I think. I gotta write y'all. I gotta make progress on one of my incompletes by the 11th. See, yesterday (and the day before that and ....get the pix?) when I said I lacked discipline and I needed someone to kick my ass, I meant to exercise and get healthier. Oh well , I now have Sgt. Shelby. Wish me luck people. I'm gonna need it.
I found out today that another friend got laid off. That makes ummm 4 or 5 now since 2001. I'm starting to think I'm bad luck. The economy is just......well just. We all lost our jobs due to outsourcing. Now ain't that a kick in the head? (Oh Grace is wearing something that is too cute! Skinny biatch! lol No, I'm not hatin'. I would never want to be skinny. I like my curves.)
I was on Damo's blog and he wrote "procrastination is a bizotch." True enough. You know I couldn't just let it lie there. I had to comment; "and masturbation her much more popular sister." Just thought I'd share. Because, as you know, sharing is caring.
Peace my peeps
PhillyKat at 11:41:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 7:39:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Take That to the Bank" by Shalamar. Keep saving. Keep building. Baby. That interest on our love.
Currently Watching: Fastlane. It's really on for background noise. And the occasional eye candy. Bill Bellamy *slobber slobber* He's heineylicious.
Last thing I did to help someone: Made Sammy a few Celine blends, including 'Celine's Bad Hair Day'. He wanted her recent show in Las Vegas included, but I couldn't find a pix. For myself I made 'Separated at Birth' w/Celine, Joan Rivers, and Madam. Y'all remember Madam? The puppet? Wayland Flower's and Madam? Yeeeeah Madam! They look alike. Trust me they do.
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Mouf is here. She's been here about 12 minutes and she hasn't been quiet for more than 2. I put headphones on my head and I can still here her prattling on. Did you ever see The Music Man? They have a song that the gossipy hens of the town sing like they're in the coup and peeping called "Talk Alot.." Damn if she doesn't belong in there with them. Damn! I wish she'd just shut up!
My theme song just shuffled on: "Money's Too Tight To Mention" by Simply Red. Wooooooo it sure is. I think I have a better chance of finding me a Sugar Daddy (not the candy...but boy I used to love them and Sugar Mamas and Babies too), Sweet 'N Low Daddy, Equal Daddy, or sumthin...Fuck! How 'bout Syrup Daddy? Molasses Daddy? Alaga Daddy? (ew My daddy (real daddy) liked that. I can smell it now. P.U.) Some type of daddy. Any type of Daddy but Broke Ass Daddy. Dumbass Daddy. Ugly As Fuck Daddy. Or worse yet Brokedumbassuglyasfuck Daddy. That would sooooo not be good. I'd be looking for 4 jobs. "Him got 10 jobs and me think me love he!" Sorry my mind just pulled up a old tv show memory. Remember In Living Colour and the Headley characters? Good times. Good times.
Alright why did "The Glamorous Life" by Sheila E. shuffle on. Some cosmic advice or sarcasm? Or a coinky dink? You decide. Lemme say I don't need the g.l. just the 'you work, I stay home life.' Really. I'm serious. I need a Yenta. Do they advertise?
I also need a trainer. That's all I wanted for christmas. A personal trainer. Everybody who gave me a gift coulda just pulled their moolah and got me a trainer. I woulda been so hap hap happy! But alas they did not. It's all good though. I have a lot of nerve for someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas don't I? Hey! I like gifts! I like giving them too? So sue me! Send your suits, complaints, and affidavits to KissMyBeigeAss/Philadelphia, PA/USA. I get all my mail that way.
PhillyKat at 11:55:00 PM |
I'm gonna go against the grain and disagree with the rest of the world and say...."Chicago" is boring. I started to fall asleep. I realized I awakened everytime Catherine Zeta-Jones and Queen Latiffah were on screen, but Renee Zellweger (or however you spell it) was boring...extremely extremely boring. And my god, does she eat? No wonder people were saying she was anorexic. She had no shape (straight up and down). I kept wishing Marilyn Monroe were in the movie. Richard Gere was good too, but unfortunately too many of his scenes were with Renee. And why hire Lucy Liu for 3 minutes?
PhillyKat at 2:58:00 PM | Friday 5: I usually do this in Shelby's comments. But she hasn't posted them, at least I don't think she has, and I'm bored and I need something to do. To bored in fact to actually blog. So, here goes.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
shiiiiiit I can't even remember last week. Not that I was under the influence of something, the weeks have just rolled into one. Did the war start last week? That would explain it. Oh, that's sad. I really do need a life. So, to answer the question, it would be the start of the war. I'm feeling increasingly more melancholy.
2. What one person touched your life this week?
Well everyone in your life touches it. So, uh, next question.
3. How have you helped someone this week?
I dunno. Sometimes I wind up helping people w/o knowing I have or how. Oh, yesterday I sent JL photoshop pro. Does that count?
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I need to finish one of the stories on my hd or atleast start to finish them. I need to pay some bills too.
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
Pay utility bills cuz a sistah can't be without electricity or water. lol F gas and phone.
PhillyKat at 10:49:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 4:12:00 PM |
I've been wanting to show a couple of my blends but netfrims won't let me. They won't work with blogger (hence the reason my site and my blog aren't hosted on the same server), they won't allow audio links (i have audio ul to another site and link it from there), and the only way I can share a pix is to cut and paste the addy into a browser window. I don't want to do that. Oh well. The mood to share is waning.
PhillyKat at 3:34:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Cool Like That" by Digable Planets (and wondering how King is doing since I haven't seen him in about 2 years). For some reason this song reminded me to blog. Go figure.
Currently Watching: Nothing. Thinking about putting in a dvd. (Or going to bed)
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Today, I went back to my job search. I went through over 1,000 listings and only found 1 that I a) liked and b) am qualified for. At least I think I'm qualified for it. It was extremely ambiguous. I'm going broke being unemployed. I had accidentally surfed my way onto a job site in Nebraska and didn't know it. NE got the jobs yo! LOL Thing is.....I've never once thought about moving to Nebraska, not that there's anything wrong with it. It's just when I think of Omaha (that's where the jobs were), I think Mutual of or steaks. Plus, isn't Nebraska cold like nuclear winter? Man, I like winter and all, but not that damn much. Anyway, I say all this to say PA has no jobs. And the government wants to know people are moving. The damn companies are moving for god's sake!
After my 3-4 hour job search. (shut up! It started making me ill.) I started looking at templates. I really like one but it's a pain in the booty to use. So the hunt was on. I found 3 I really really liked. The leader was the cheschire cat. They don't host the image. Alright not a problem. How about giving me a proper link to dl the damn image then? I was ticked cuz I had finally found one and can't use it. I'd been looking for 2.5 hours. Oh well I guess I'll move to my 2nd choice as long as they don't have some ridiculous request.
I wish I could find a blogger that makes templates. All the sites I've been to are dairyland and most of these people act as if only dl users might wanna use there templates. I read some of their stuff and I'm like, to quote Shelby, "jigga wha?" Make a ring page? Put this in my box? "the hell?"
JUSTIN!!!!! Shelby!!!! Hurry up and make me a layout. I may just have to learn how to do this stuff myself. Who am I kidding? My first entry or so told that'll never happen.
I'd like to find a mermaid one, one using the pix in my guestbook, or some other Susan Seddon Boulet art work. I guess I'll keep searching.
PhillyKat at 11:54:00 PM | There once was a girl from Philly
Who is exceedingly silly
She hasn't a blog
Her heads in a fog
Isn't that a pickle of a dilly!
© 2003 Scribbles Co
PhillyKat at 10:43:00 PM | BLOODY HELL!!!!!! I just lost my entire blog. I clicked what I thought was an undo button...didn't really pay attention to the word cancel. Why in the hell would blogger use the undo symbol for cancel? fuck me! (exclamation not a request. however, drop me an email and we'll see what we can work out. lmao....that was a joke. you freaks!) Anyway let's get on w/Blog version 2.0
Currently Listening: Lonelyland by Bob Schneider. The link will take you to my music page. There's a link there to his site. I was on track 2, "Big Blue Sea" when I started v1.0. Now, track 8, "Madeline," is starting. One of my fav songs on the cd so its cool.
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Right now, I'm resisting the urge to blend pictures. I got a bit carried away yesterday and was up until way after 4am. But I guess that's the...uh...benefit's of unemployment (if there are any). Well, I told y'all I could do with a sugar daddy. sweet 'n low daddy. Acutally, I don't like the taste of snl. How 'bout a Splenda daddy? How's that taste? Equal is good. Stop me before I get into all that again. When was this? Uhhhh....I dunno. Last week sometime. I've only been blogging a month so it's not that long ago. One day someone is going to teach me how to link to my own entries.
I got a new idea today for a book/script/short story. It's a semi-idea. It's still marinating. No, I haven't started it. Why should I? It would be the 5th whateva on my hd that I may never complete. I need to be saved from myself. I really do. I need discipline. Discipline and someone to lean on when I can't hold myself up. I mean emotionally. I've never really had that. Not even as a child. I could use someone. Damn, where'd that come from? Anyway, I need an ass kicker cuz I can be "lazy as farts" is how I believe I put it on the 22nd. Yeah I remember that date.
ENIGMA'S REQUEST OF THE DAY:
If you have a femi-nazi story, share it. I shared mine. Your turn. Shrinkbobz shared his in comments. If you don't want it in comments, email me at enigmasconundrum@hotmail.com. C'mon you know you wanna share. If I get enough, and permission, maybe I'll compile them or post one a month. C'mon people let's rise up against the dreaded femi-nazi. In the words of late night infomercial guru, Tony Little, "You can do it!" Wait, Rob Schneider said that too. So, "Ju cain dooo eeet."
"Blue Skies" for everyone.....hmmm I think I may change files again soon. I need another place to upload. Netfirms doesn't support audio or w/e so I have to use the space provided by my isp. I need to find someplace else. I need to change files anyway. Since I have those artist you don't listen to, I may as well ul a file or 2 for your listening pleasure.
BTW, I've decided morals be damned! I'm keeping my nekkid pix of Brad!
PhillyKat at 11:34:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 4:31:00 AM | O SHIT! O SHIT! Eminem won an Oscar for best song. GTFO! Go Marshall! Go Marshall!
PhillyKat at 11:05:00 PM |
Let me preface this by saying I worked summers at Bloomingdales while in high school. I worked there part-time for awhile during my 1 year hiatus from everything educational. The first time a woman unfamiliar to me called me 'hon' shocked me, but I realized she called everyone hon so no biggie. Most of the women in my departement called each other babe or hon, I dunno maybe they had bad memories, but they did. Heck, a customer of mine once called me 'honey bunny' which slayed me cuz up 'til then only my sister had ever called me that. So, calling people hon and babe became a bit of a habit. Hell, I still do call people hon and babes.
After I graduated, I went from piece-o-crap job to p-o-c job. Basically, I was consulting and you know what that means...primarilly unemployed. I also went back to Bloomies on weekends (and worked Macy's special sales and holidays. hee! shhh) Through a friend of a friend, I got this volunteer gig with some organization that was opening their own theatre here in Philadelphia. I went there because once it was open they would need people in promotion and public relations. I was hired by the Director, a male, but I worked under his assistant, a female. He told her he wanted me brought to speed on all the promo/pr they had done. He was going ot be gone for a month, but when he got back we were to brainstorm. Sounds good right? Mmmm Hmmm and if wishes were fishes...you know the rest.
I come into work dressed in my suit ready to get down to business and girlfriend hands me a box of letters. Then, she hands me envelopes. That's right! She had me stuffing envelopes. Mind you the high schoolers that were there were working on graphics and stuff like that. The 20-something college grad (which apparently was a problem as I soon found that most of the people there were sans degree)....she's stuffing envelopes. I thought 'Alright' and got to stuffing. Day 1 over. Day 2? Same as day 1. The director told me if I had any issues, to leave him a messages because he'd be checking daily. Nievely, I did. I asked if envelope stuffing is what he wanted me to do because that's all I was doing.
Day 3 almost began like the previous 2. Me finding an unoccupied desk to sit and stuff it. The only difference is that the assistant let me know in no uncertain terms that if I had any issues I was not to call the director. I was to speak to her first. So, either he called or she got the message. Anyway, no one spoke to me and I spoke to no one until I needed more envelopes. I stopped these two chicks (yeah I said it. You don't like it? See that x up there in the right hand corner? click it and leave us in peace) and asked if they knew where I could get another box of envelopes. One spoke while the other looked me up and down. She told me and I said (remember I was at Bloomies during this time) "Thanks Babes, I appreciate ya." This woman freaked out! I mean she hyperventilated. She convulsed. I started to stick a pencil in her mouth so she wouldn't swallow her tongue. Yes, she was really that bad. She said "No one has ever called me babe before." I just stood there trying not to laugh and looked at her because I could not believe she was having such a reaction to the word babe (and no the pig movie hadn't come out yet). Then she says, "Well what do you say to that?" At that point I got a little ticked and was thinking 'who the hell did she think she is?' My response: "Oh well." I walked to go get my envelopes. Now I know I should've explained the whole retail thing, but her overaction took me aback. The only thing I could think was what I said or something much worse.
For the rest of the morning, that bia and her cronies attempted to drill wholes in me with their eyes. I thought it was funny so I started laughing and singing to myself. When I came back from lunch, the assistant calls me into her office. She says to me that she didn't think I fit in around there, (I smiked) that my skills were being under utilized (I laughed slightly), and that I should look elsewhere (A full gaffaw). Then, she says, [but] "I still want you to come and see (whatever play they were producing). I have your address, so I'll add you to the mailing list." (Imagine a dog. Imagine a dog with it's head tilted to the side. Now imagine the dog is a woman with her face scrunced up like 'the hell?' Yeah, that's me.) I remember I had some type of drink in my hand because I quickly thought about pouring it on her precious mailing list. Then she says, here's the kicker, "You can go back to your desk and finish the envelopes because we really need to get those out!" Can you hear it? The reign of laughter. You hear it? No? Oh too bad I thought I was louder than that. Everyone on the entire floor of that building heard me. You can be sure of that. I didn't even speak. I just turned on my heels and walked towards the elevator. Guess who was standing in the hall with crossed arms and a smug look? Yup, the little f-n herself. I turned looked her up and down and burst into laughter again. Why? Why not? It was the only form of revenge I had. I even pointed at her. She got so discombobulated that she ran. I laughed until the elevator started moving.
Now hindsight being what it is, I should never have left that message for the director because his assistant probably checked them. I also should have called the Director when he was due back or better yet shown up. But, I didn't. I just let it drop. To use my famous last words: "oh well" And I'm still on that damn mailing list.
PhillyKat at 6:01:00 PM | Boy, I hadn't realized I typed so much earlier. Damnit! I gotta story I wanna tell. I guess it will wait. Tomorrow remind me to tell you about the femi-nazi and the firing.
Oh, and I found some new blogs to visit too. Yea me! I'll update My Sites tomorry.
PhillyKat at 10:56:00 PM |
Anyway, I'm listening to a mellow summer cd I made last year called "Sounds Like Summer." The artists include Janet, the Jacksons, Emma obviously, Bill Withers, DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince (notice who I give top billing), 311, etc. I'd drive with the top down to the country or up into the Pocono Mountains listening to this cd, if I could drive. Alas, all I can do is dream it. Ahhh fresh air...ew what is that? Horse? Lemme put this thing up and turn on the a/c. Ahhh stale cold air. Nuthin like it!
Currently Watchin: Andromeda but its a repeat so the tv is muted. Why is it still on? Cuz mote is ober dere and I'm ober heeyah. Mmm that's some kind of lazy. When I figure out which kind, I'll let you know. Don't hold your breath on that though cuz y'all know I'm lazy.
Currently Chatting With: No one. No one loves me. booo hooody hoooo
random lyric: Then I look at you. And the world's alright with me. Just one look at you and I know its gonna be....a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy. lovely day lovely day lovely day love ly day. A lovely daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy from "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers. If you don't know who he is and call yourself a fan of music, you should be ashamed of yourself. Ouuu "Ventura Highway" by America is up next.
Worse Thing Ever Right Now (LMAO): Being hungry as heyll, broke as fuck, lazy as farts with no gatdamn food in the fridge. I just made a pot of rice and beans. Needless to say I'll prolly be eating them for 2 days. *sigh* I need to go shopping. Oh I know what I'll do. I have some veggies I can juice. Nasty as hell, but nutritous. I'll drink my food. *sigh* This is pathetic. I need to find something for my lazy ass to do. Bigtitties4U.com is starting to sound better to me, not good mind you, but better. Hmmm maybe I'll go hang at the docks and prostitute myself. That's a joke. No but seriously, how much you think I can make? roflmfao
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Alright a few days ago, I bought you my first story about my friend Karl. Welp, he's at it again. No, no he hasn't told any strangers he has a 10" penis again. He's harrassing drivers while he's driving his rig up and down the highways. *tsk tsk tsk*
Ladies and Gentleman for the 2nd time on our show....Here's Karl......*clapping enthusiastically*...with advice of the day:
I forgot how many idiots were out there. I just will just have to run them all off the road. I like to play games in my tractor trailer. Like vere into the other lanes and scare the shit out of people next to me. At this point I know your thinking that you can see me doing that. (YUP I SURE AM) I love to do that to people.especially when they speed up and just cruise next to me. If your going to speed up like your going to pass me,just do it!!! They need to be more like NIKE and just do it. Do it and get the hell away from me. What if I need to get over and pass someone else? I act as if I'm going to run into them and they speed up again. Usually as they pass me I can see them waving their hand at me. I stick up one of my fingers at them in return. It's not like I don't know that I'm bastard on the road. However they will learn to drive and get it going...out of my way. I do love doing that to those stupid assholes. (WHAT OTHER KIND OF ASSHOLE IS THERE? I ASK YOU?) It is just amazing how many of them will act as if they drive along side or behind trucks they will somehow get to their destination faster. Hit the fucking gas and you'll get there quicker,but get away from the trucks.."
Karl's top five games to play while in a BIG TRUCK with stupid people:
1. vere truck into the other lane just enough to scare the shit out of other driver.
2. smile at them when they wave hands at you (with a disturbed look on you face as you smile.)
3. drive truck fast then slow down like they do and don't let them pass by doing step 1. in the process.(they won't pass, because they think you'll kill them.)
4. when one of those assholes with the new headlight that are brighter than normal or fog lights get behind them with highbeams on.(fair is fair)
5. pass them as close to their car as they do to your truck.(within inches, they back off big time.)
So, next time you're on the road and a trucker looks like he's about to run you off the road, say "Hi" cuz it's probably my friend, Karl (or some trucker who wants you to get the hell away from him/her).
PhillyKat at 7:10:00 PM |
Anyway, I came to a realization this morning. I'm a hypocrite sometimes. With all my people's rights, kill invasion of privacy bs I spout and say I believe in, I refuse to get rid of my naked pix of Brad Pitt. LOL Y'all thought I was gonna get all serious on you didn't you? No, but really, his privacy was invaded at a secluded home he had and nude pix of him and the really skinny bia he was with.. shiiit what is her name...won the Oscar and shouldn't....wore that pink gown....Blythe Danner's daughter..oh Gwynth Paltrow were published. He won his lawsuit against the National Enquire (reason why I didn't upload one for your viewing pleasure); I was all for him, but I'm not giving up my nekkid Brad. It's not that he looks all that great either, but he doesn't look bad either. Oh I feel bad, not that bad, but bad. I8 I don't feel bad at all. IT'S BRAD! LOL
This is my conundrum of the day. Do I stick with what I feel is morally right? Or do I keep my naked Brad? Would it be fair if I get rid of nude Tom Cruise (trust me ain't worth a view but he was coming out of the ocean and men do claim shrinkage) in exchange for keeping nekkid Brad? Oh well, I'll think on it. Meditate maybe. I'll let ya know lata. Drop me a comment tell me what you think.
PhillyKat at 2:08:00 PM |
Currently Watchin: some crazy movie mouf has on
Currently Chatting With: Justin T. No, not Timberlake..lol. I'm not insane yet. I'm trying to help him find a name for his blog. He use to have one but it disappeared. I'm coming up with some good ish and they're all taken dagumit!
Currently Ticked at: Myself for being fully awake. I mean wiiiiide awake. its 2:10am and I'm like its pm. I think I'm ready to change my background though. I have one I like for spring, but it's gonna be a pita (pain in the ass). I may just find something else.
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I'm a little disillusioned too. I think this war is gonna screw up my summer plans. Yes, I know, that's incredibly self centered, but damn man, I was looking forward to going to Florida! Oh well, not sure how I would get there. Sure as shit am not gonna fly.
You know what? I need me a man. I8 first I gotta find one that's attracted to me and not scared of me at the same time. I swear I'm not initmidating. I'm just honest, opinionated, and intelligent. I swear....I gotta move. So where should I go? Somebody ask Connie Francis "Where the Boys Are" and let me know. No wait, I can get a boy....find out where the men are and then get back to me.
Damn I'm sleepy now. Hey thanks. You bored the hell outta me. LOL Without you, I'd still be wide awake. I'm gonna take full advantage of this and go to bed. Niterz. See u in a few.
PhillyKat at 2:31:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Made to Love You" by Gerald Levert. I love this song. It had to be my destiny. I was made to love you. My hands to touch you. My arms to hold you. My legs to stand. My time to spend with you forever a life together. I was made to love you. Ahhh so pretty. Well that's off...time for another favorite....winamp is doing its thing! "Happily Ever After" by Case. It has turned into wedding song night.
Currently Watchin: Penn & Teller: Bullshit! on Showtime.
Current State of Being: good. Between laughing at PixieDust and Shelby, I couldn't be that bad.
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Alright a few days ago Sammy said that J.Tim was stalking him. At first, I thought my poor dear dear Sammy was off his nut, but I've since changed my mind. Why E? Why did you change your mind about Sammy and his nut? Why, thanks for asking. I shall tell you my dear reader. I changed my mind because it is my belief that JC Chasez is now stalking me. Yes, that's right, the man with the voice that can sing a woman nekkid wants my clothing. (I think he has some sort of fetish.) So, how can I in all fairness say Sammy is nutso because he believes he is being stalked by the ever elusive wild Timberlake when I know JC won't leave me alone? I can not. So, Sammy, I apologize.
Why does JC want me nekkid? I dunno, maybe he's a breast man. All I know is that my winamp keeps seeking him out (as does my search engine (from time to time) and my remote). I mean out of 300+ files I keep hearing that bedroom smoov voice telling me he wanted to "Digital Get Down," askin' if I would be his "Girlfriend," telling me he wanted me "Up Against the Wall," and, when I declined, calling me "Selfish." I got to the point where I removed all files with JC's voice or so I thought. A littel while ago "Bring It All to Me" by Blaque shuffled on...it features JC and some how, I dunno how he did it, but I found myself standing in the middle of the room pantsless. Just now, JC told me he wanted me to "Blow [Him] Up (With My Love)". I had to fight myself to keep my tee shirt on. I dunno, but this guy can not take no for an answer. I'd call the Police, but Sting isn't as menacing as he once was (well he was in Dune). I guess this is what I get when I relax my Pink Dick rule (see blog entry 3/14). Well as Winnie would say...."Oh bother!"
Music Update: It has changed from a wedding song night to a divorce song night. I've gone from "Happily Ever After" to "Stop Cheatin'" by Jene and "Miss Me Blind" by Culture Club. Oh well, all good things must end sooner or later.
PhillyKat at 10:52:00 PM |
Night 1:
pixiedust: leme see.. i went clubbin and was chased by a dog who fell in love with my leather pants.. he kept on cuddlin me and followed me 6 blocks
Night 2:
pixiedust: oh yeah and one guy i am cool with.. he smutted this chick with one leg.. this ho swore she was the shit until i asked why she had a bulge in her stockings.. we walked in on them so i thought it was her panties.. then the ho gone show me her fake leg and then threaten me.. i tried to grab that damn leg but it was stuck on too good and they pulled me off of her
me: *roflmfao*
pixiedust: she dont know man... this is philly style.. i'll kick her ass with her own foot
me: i was just seeing u hit some girl with a fake leg!
me: oh man i'm rolling *tears*
pixiedust: lmao man the ATL aint ready for me
me: noo apparently it isnt
Welp, that's my niece!
PhillyKat at 7:58:00 PM | OMG....I8.....um y'all know the game, 6 Degrees to Kevin Bacon? Well, Shelby and I can play 6 Degrees to Justin Timberlake (with modified rules). That boy is all over the place. I can connect JT to DeNiro in less than 6 moves AND to Bette Davis...yes that's right the best actress to ever grace the screen...in 6. Is this sistah good or what?
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
Why the hell haven't you signed it? Get to it. chop chop! Don't make me pinch u! I will. I will get planes and zig zag the planet and pinch every last one of you! You could also comment on the blog too. I mean dang...am I hear to entertain you? I rip my heart (and various other organs) and lay it out for you people. What do y'all do? Go skipping willy nilly off into the vast wasteland known as the internet. Well no more my friend! Put up or shut up. Alright, I won't know if you shut up so uhhh....put up or peace out! Yeah yeah that. Put up or peace out. That's the end of my chastising. I will not say any more personal things to you. I may; however, step on your belongings. LMAO
PhillyKat at 10:52:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 10:32:00 PM |
What's been running through my head all day is that song from the 60's that goes: It's the end of the world as we know it. I wonder if it's on my Forrest Gump soundtrack.
Currently Watchin: I dunno. I was flipping. I'm waiting for the "Star Search" finale and "Angel". I usually don't watch "Angel" but Willow is crossing over and Cordelia is bad so it may be interesting. Plus, Faith is on Angel now. Yeah I know that means nothing to u right?
Current State of Being: disconnected.
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I wanna move. I wanna go west. Problem: moving takes money and I seriously lack in that department. I also have it in my mind that there are a better quality of men in the west (excluding the coast). I wanna git me one of them. Wanna wrangle me up a cowboy or a plainsman. They're like 'real' men to me. I just can't explain it. If Manny was here, he'd explain it.
Well since I'm feeling disconnected, I'll disconnect. Be back lata mebbe. Peace
PhillyKat at 9:03:00 PM |
When I really need something to laugh at and my usual haunts (sites I go to for stupidity) just aren't hitting the spot, Sammy never lets me down. I love that boy! He's totally off his nut! (That's a new saying of mine. It just came to mind one day and I've been saying it ever since. I need to trademark or copyright it. lol) Don't believe me? Ask Shelby.
Oh and btw, Sammy, if Justin Timberlake is giving you unwanted attention, I'll take him off your hands no questions asked. Just let me know.
PhillyKat at 12:36:00 AM | Oh wtf! On the 20th of February, I sent Melissa (from Real World New Orleans) an email stating I really liked her site and artwork. I made a suggestion of her making tote bags. Matter of fact let me cp that bia:
I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed your site, your art, and your writing. Your artwork reminds me of Laurel Burch. I dunno why, but it does. You should get into some boutiques. Granted most people wouldn't be able to afford you afterwords, but you could maybe have do nothing Mondays once a month. Ever thought of tote bags? I could use a gym bag saying brave cuz,honey, me taking my beige ass to the gym is all kinds of brave. Uh Uh...what about greeting/note cards. That would be so cute.
So how 'bout Shelby just contacted saying: "heeeeeeeeeeey didnt u suggs melissa make tote bags?" Doesn't this bia now have tote bags in her store on her site. I mean damn! Hello, how about a thank you. A good suggestion. Or even we're doing just that stay tuned. Mind you, I never expected to a return email, but if you're gonna use my idea its common courtesy to say "Thank You" damnit! That's just fucking rude yo! Anyway, I won't be buying one cuz that's just what I do. I'll just go and buy another Laurel Burch. As for the link I had for her site (notice how I haven't mentioned it), it's ghost.
PhillyKat at 12:20:00 AM | Currently Watching: My soaps. Currently up, Port Charles. Yeah I like the hokey ones. Plus this soap features vampires. You know I go for vamps.
I was just watching MTV's new show, Punk'd and I was roflmfao. I love seeing good pranks, especially played on celebrities. Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz saying fuck was just too much for me. This 16 year old has a $350,000 car. A one in 200 Porsche roadster to be exact. Ashton, the host, got him for that and that alone. Shit, he better be squirreling money away before he winds up like Gary Coleman.
It was the prank on Justin Timberlake that had me almost in tears. It was wrong. Just wrong on so many different levels. Wrong and funny. Oh man to tell someone they're house and possessions in 3 different cities have been seized for back taxes. That's just wrong. They pretended to destroy his guitar. Said they seized his dogs. The poor thing was on the verge of tears, "You took my dogs?" (Enigma's thought: At least one was a little ass dog, they coulda took it. Ick! Cain't stand little dogs.) His best friend was no help. "The fucking house is worth $8 million!" He soooo wanted to hit the dude that was supposed to be the lead agent. Dude told him that he was handsome and young and could make the money back. Justin goes "Are you saying personal things to me?" Trace: "Yeah, he asked if he could get an autograph when you got here." Dude brings up Jermaine DuPri (or however you spell it) and Willie Nelson. Justin: "...cuz i feel like you're chastising me" *tears from me not JT* Oh po' po' Justin. At least he was a good sport. His mom and best friend set him up. If I were them, I'd beware cuz JT gon prolly get them back. (Can you imagine if they did this ish to Snoop? The entire segment woulda been ..."wait a *bleep bleep* how *bleep bleep* I might as well shoot y'all *bleep bleep* right now. *blllllleeeeeeeeeep* )
Current State of Being: Fluctuating. I've gone from being in a good mood to melancholia (ala bush) to feeling good again thanks to MTV.
Gonna end it here as to stay in a good mood.
Cya....hopefully
Ohhh, btw, Justin apparently has a Cadillac Escalade and a home in 3 cities. You think if I ho myself, he'd hook a sista up? They ran down a list of like 20 vehicles land and water that he owns. I'm saying...can I have one? I will get a license for one of those muthas. Oh and as they read the list of course Trace had something to say, "They're not even in your name." Oh, I'd really get his ass.
PhillyKat at 11:29:00 PM | Damn! My ISP had some serious issues yesterday. I lost my net connection last night. I was justa typing away and didn't know it. I also didn't know how long it was. Beware.
Currently Listening to: "You Don't Have to Call" by Usher. You know Usher saying mah nigga (actually he says nigger) just aint right. He can't pull it off. No one actually should, but he definitely can't. Is he a burbie kid? He sounds like a burbie kid. Burbie kids should chill on slang and colloquialisms. They just sound like Opie trynta be on point. Imagine, if you will, little Ronnie Howard saying "I'ma be with my niggas for real." *2 mouth smacks* Meh! Bad taste in my mouth. Oh glad that ended....ouuuuu Diana Ross' "Love Hangover." One of the few songs she ever recorded that's worth a listen. I'm sorry Ms. Thang's voice...uh....eh.
Currently Watching: I was watching "The Agency" until they tried ramming anti-Arab rhetoric down my throat. There was something about dismembered fingers. Wait can fingers be dismembered? Usually that word is used for limbs not digits. And why are fingers called digits? Is it cuz most people use them to count? Hmmmm I'll hafta look that up. But I digress... So, they thought the fingers may be Bin Laden's or his peeps. *sigh* Apparently one finger matches the dna of a dead guy dead for over a year killed in another country. Alright they have my interest. Then suddenly the dead guy is attacking the wives of G.I.s on army bases. Seems the dead guy has an identical twin. Blah Blah Blah terrorist. Blah Blah Blah. Man o man. Ever since The Twin Towers were brought down, someone always trynta blow us all the fuck up. I guess the next episode is gonna show people putting up plastic and duct tape.
Current State of Being: Same as on the 14th. So, uh, y'all never answered me on that kidnapping Orlando Bloom thing. I'll settle for Justin Timberlake though. Then again, David Fumero is closer. So yeah, someone figure the probability of my getting my hands on Bloom, Fumero, or Timberlake and making them my sex slaves and get back to me asap.
Ouuuu "Hot in Herre" has shuffled on.....funny thing.....I'm gettin cold. Lemme get up close and personal with the thermostat.
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Alright, I was thinking today, I do that from time to time. I must be stopped. Anywho, I started recanting to myself (shut up!) some funny things that have happened to me. Actually, I've been doing that since I shared my P.D. story yesterday. I was gonna tell you guys at least one thing, but blogger was having issues so I couldn't. Now, I've forgotten. Alas, poor memory. I knew it well.
You know what I wanna do. I wanna go see some male strippers so I can laugh at the women. That's the best part about seeing male strippers, watching other women. One time I laughed so hard I slipped off my stool and almost banged my head on the table. lmao Alright, that wasn't one of the stories I was gonna share, but if you laugh at my pain feel free...Freak! Anyway, one time ole girl was on stage gettin' a lap dance and she had holes aplenty in her pantyhose and no crotch. Oh yes she also had no panty lines. Why? No panties. Hair mo' lotty. I was like 'Oh noooooo an ObGYN view not for me!' She kept trying to push the dancers head between her legs. That shit was hilarious. He was running from her. Matter of fact all 4 of them were. They all said she didn't smell so fresh and so clean clean. Now, that makes you wonder, if she hadda been minty fresh would they have ventured down below? I didn't ask. I guess we'll never know. The one dude she was on came to our table to hide. I had to pretend I was his girlfriend to get this woman off of him. Dang and I can not remember his name. Oh well.
You know I talk a good game, but I'm a big chicken. If George Clooney came up to me right now and said 'I want you. I want you right now!' I'd be like....you want me to do what? lmao Then I'd probably run. I'm always running. I'm a running fool. I should be anorexic supermodelish thin with all the running I do. I'm just not attracted to the men who are typically attracted to me. Sucks monkey balls, but true. Oh by the by, I'd go like half a block before I realized I was running from GC and turn my beige ass right round. [random lyric: You spend me right round baby right round like record baby right round round round. - Dead or Alive]
K so back to Justin Timberlake....yes, I know I'm all over the place. shut up and go with the flow......if you know him, tell him to c'mere. LMAO See, Zac asked me if I had written any love poems. I had not. I sat down to try my hand at it (not a topic I'm good with), and I was failing miserably. I finally gave up and hit play on my keyboard. The cd in my rom happened to be Justified . While listening to Justin, my thoughts began to gel. I wrote 1 well 2 scribbles (you call them poems). I had to stop writing one to finish the other. A week later I wrote something else listening to Justified. The last scribble I know I didn't plagarize at all cuz I know what inspired it. The other 2 I'm only 99.99% sure I didn't. Yeah, I know thats sure enough for anyone. But that .01% irks. So, like I said, tell that boy I said c'mere.
ENIGMA'S SPECIAL SECTION OF WTF R THEY?
WTF (this w is where not what) is Nelly Furtado? Some people come out with new albums too quickly, but not our Nelly. She figures 3+ years between albums is a good thing. If only Alicia Keys would wait that long. No longer. *big wishful eyes* Oh if only she finds God and takes a vow of silence and joins a nunnery in the wilds of some nation state yet to form never to be heard of again. praying hands Oh wait, did I say that aloud? Bad E! Bad E! Don't worry I'll spank myself later. Unless of course you have that Orlando Bloom information I requested.
rt: ouuuu "The Remedy" by Jason Mraz. I like this song. He was on Last Call w/Carson Daly so I downloaded. Good song. Go buy it.
Ever heard of the group from the 80s, Curiosity Killed the Cat? I loved them. Ben, the lead singer, was the man. His voice is smoov man. Me lovey'd Ben and his little skinny ass.
rt2: ouu! I just saw this football player that left the Eagles for the Jacksonville Jaguars. My sister met him said she wanted me to meet him. She said he was choco and cute but she didn't say that cute! Gatdamnit! That bia made me miss my sugar daddy. I may just hafta slice her. Where's my plastic knife?
rt3: ouu "Bring It On" by Blaque f. JC Chasez. I know I've mentioned this guy's voice before but gatdamn! This fucker could sing a woman nekkid. That's a dangerous power to have. JC must've escaped here in a pod. Damn pod people! And he gotta hella nose. Wooo and long eye lashes. Lawd....I need ice. brb
Alright where was I...shit I dun forgot wth I was talkin' 'bout. Alright note to self, when blogging leave JC's voice and Justin' bottom lip (mmmmm that lip shivers me timber) out of playlist. K, I'm laughing at myself now. I gotta dirty li'l mind cuz what I just did to the that kid's last name in my head was wrong. Just plain ole wrong. Funny as hell. But wrong. No. No, I won't share. Just take my word for it.
PhillyKat at 8:05:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Lay It On Me" by Heatwave. I'm in a smoov mood. I guess I'm in a smoov 70s mood. I love Heatwave. Hmm maybe they'll be up next. (random thought: my wrist is hurting. right where it was broken back when I was 13. damnit!)
Currently Watching: Farscape on Sci-Fi. When this thing started it was real crappola, but nothing that came on against it ever lasted. Now, it has it's interesting moments, and it's been cancelled. Isn't that always the way?
Current State of Being: Bored. Daydreamy. Disconnected. Oh yeah and horney...but I'll keep that to myself.
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I made some changes to some of my sections on the main page. Deleted some things (like Amerie's skank ass), added some things, and edited some stuff (thought I was gonna say things didn't you? c'mon admit. I threw you a curve.).
I'm off my Kevin Smith kick, hence my deleting it. I never did do my marathon. Oh well. I'm off movies completely right now. The Oscar crap is annoying me. None of the 'big' nominated movies interest me. I do want to see The Piano though. The rest of those movies...meh. I do hope Daniel Day wins. (Actually, I'd like Adrien Brody to win to be perfectly honest.) Not that I don't like Jack Nicholson. I'm just tired of him winning. He hasn't deserved the last 2 Oscars he's received imo. I think they just vote for him because he's Just Jack (Will & Grace comparison intended).
Man, I did absolutely nothing all day. I was disheartened yesterday when I found out the cut off date for my grant was last week. Oh well. So, today I just daydreamed. Unbelievably unproductive. I didn't write anything. Stories/books/scripts (you know its bad if you don't know wtf you're writing) are incomplete, no new ideas...I just zoned. Just fantasized. Ahhhh.
Man, I'm gonna hafta get a p/t gig if I can find one. (Isn't quite easy at this time.) Lawd help me. I may have to go into retail.....awww heyll no what am I saying? That is not gonna happen. I may just take pictures of my breast and start up tatalicious.com or bigtitties4U.com. Make it a pay site. Make these 2 big albatrosses on my chest earn their keep. They've been leaching off of me quite long enough!
I wish my mom hadda been one of those 'nah honey chile you know you gotta get a rich man.' Instead, she was a 'fuck 'em! I'll do it myself' type of dame. Goddamn independence! Who needs it? I WANT A SUGAR DADDY! He doesn't even have to be that sweet. He can be a sweet'n low daddy. Equal even. Sucrose Daddy. Shit I don't care. He works. I stay home. I can cook. I can hire a maid and make sure she cleans. "Alice! The windows hon. The windows." I'd do the parttime volunteer thing too. Have my little charities and what not. Ahhhh. Yeah boy! That's the life.
But nooooooo. Men find me intimidating. 'Dang Cleophus, dis girl be smart and purdy.' Gatdamnit! I gotta move. I'm tired of Philadelphia any damn way. Oops! I just told y'all where I was...I'll be editing the section on me in a few days. Oh well. Where was I? Yeah, I gotta move (that needed repeating). I wanna go to Wyoming. I dunno if there are any brothers in Wyoming, but hell I don't even care anymore. My grandmom was a Cherokee. My granddad was Tuscarora, Crow and Blackfoot. My peoples up there some damn where. I'll find them! Shit, gimme a 'white' guy if he looks like JT or GC (go to the watchin men's section). I'm relaxing my 'no pink dick' (yeah I said it) rule. Brothers are getting on my nerves! Damn scarey assholes.
Alright, let me explain the whole P.D. thing quickly. I was a teen and very proud to say a virgin. I was on the bus. The bus stopped. I looked out the window and there was the guy from a newsstand standing there peeing. When he stopped he just let it hang there. I was horrified. It was the ugliest damn thing I'd ever seen. Bright bright...man I'm talking neon 80s bright...pink. Mary Kay ain't got this shade of pink. I mean P~I~N~K~ pink! It had tuffs of black hair. Man his schlong was groodie. Ever since then, I've had a policy, 'No Pink Dick.' Mind you that wasn't the first time I'd seen a white guys piece (thats a whoooole nutha story) nor the last (yet again a nutha story...question...Why do white guys like to show complete strangers their penis'? If you know, please comment and tell me.), but it's the one that unfortunately made a lasting impression. Boy, that's the first time I've ever told anyone that. Thanks for listening.
Alright, I've been babbling like a..a....a....a chick who babbles. So, I'm out.
Peace & Blessings my lovelies (wtf ..... ok I need rest). I'm out!
PhillyKat at 11:24:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 1:13:00 AM | Current State of Being: Pissed the fuck off!!! I hate people who do not think without speaking. Yes, I know, everyone has or can have those moments but few always have those moments. Those few are idiots. My sister, Stephanie (aka mouf), has got to be the dumbest fuck on the face of the planet. She is always saying something that she feels justified in saying which is either petty, malicious, or just plain dumb. When I call her on it, I seem to be the only person in her life that has ever done this including my parents, which is exactly why she is the way she is, I'm the bad guy. My mom had guilt about her. She covered ish up for her, mandated people not to say shit to her cuz of her precious little feelings, and lied for her......constantly. BTW, mouf is 12 years my senior. Yeah. Exactly.
What has she said to piss me off today? Glad you asked. I walked passed her in the breakfast room and she says, "You know with the sand storms they have over there, they're gonna get their asses kick." I ignored her and kept walking. I don't really talk much and when I do I don't really talk to Mouf cuz she doesn't listen. Plus, I just don't feel like talking now. She comes in from the kitchen, hears a commercial for the 11pm news, which of course mentioned 'war', and repeats her sand storm bit and adds something (I was trying not listening). Then she says and I quote, "I hope they do go over there and get their asses kicked. It'll be like Vietnam. They didn't think the Vietnamese could fight. And they don't think they can fight either. They just need to go over there and get their asses kicked." Yes you read that right. No need to go back and re-read it.
I said, "No no because 'they' are not the ones going. 'They' just make the decisions." She attempted to stand her ground. So, I say, "So, you want people to go over there and get killed to prove a point?"
"No, that's not what I said."
"Yes, it is what you said." I repeated that "'They' go no where." To which she said, "Well yeah politicians don't go, but some of them do." Imagine a face. Imagine that face scrunched up. Yeah, that's me. "No 'they' go nowhere! You're hoping that the people in the service die for no reason."
"Well they shouldn't be over there. That's what they get."
"They should be over there if it's their job. If they get drafted, as the case may be, they will have to be there."
No response as I expected. Everytime she realizes that a) she has said something extremely stupid, petty, etc; and/or b) she is not gonna win with me (alright she never does but sometimes it takes her a bit to realize it) she shuts up. About a minute later what she will do is say something to herself as to change the subject. Then, a few minutes after that she'll ask me a question like she's trying to start an empty, fluff type of conversation. I take that as a way of gaging if I'm pissed or whatever. Well, I'm pissed.
[edit: I just went to Conundrums & Sh*t to vent but no one was there. I did post something that bears repeating... I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MIND THAT THINKS THAT MAKES SENSE. And I should add that thinks that is a proper thing to say.]
PhillyKat at 11:13:00 PM | Currently Listening to: Some tune I'm making up in my head. I don't know what it is.
Currently Watching: Today's soaps. Currently up to bat: Passions
Current State of Being: I'm sleepy as heyll. I had less than 5 hours of sleep. I've been up for going on 12 hours, but it feels like 24. Plus, I'm supposed to go to AC (Atlantic City). I just wanna curl up and sleep like a cat in the shape of the letter 'c' with my head twisted round. Ahhhh double jointed...it's a good thing. LMAO And y'all wanna know why I go by Kat. *hmpf* Wouldn't mind spoonin', but alas I'd be a lonely spoon in the draw by myself. I need a massage. I also need some money, but what's new?
Here's a thought: Ever notice that when it's 2, it's spoonin', but when it's 1 it's the fetal position? It's like you revert to gestation. You become pre-baby. Damn society sucks! If you're alone, you're worse off than a baby. You can't even breathe for yourself. That's some fucked up shit. I8 now I'm gettin' ticked. lol Is it a woman? Is it an infant? No, it's Enigma, pre-baby. See told you I was sleepy.
Current State of Mind: Melancholy. I think our crazy pres. is gonna kill us all. If anyone survives, it's gonna be like Jeremiah (tv show starring Luke Perry and Malcolm-Jamal Warner on Showtime) or Night of the Comet. At any rate, it's not gonna be good people.
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Wooo I'm sleepy. I don't think I'll be seeing AC.
edit: why is geri halliwell a judge for 'all american girl'? can't we find our own hasbeens? oh wait they're on surreal life. n/m
PhillyKat at 6:37:00 PM |
But I digress, back to My people (y'all don't mind that I own you do you? lmao you know I have that ownership thing.) (sidebar: LAWD NO THE CHURCH HAS DISCOVERED TELECOMMUNICATIONS! I just got a telemarketing call from a church memeber wanting to share scripture. I was wondering why I hadn't been hiding from The Witnesses lately.) Digressing again...My girl FoJ left a little something for me. Me likey enough to make sure you read:
You see the light yet you are afraid to walk closer to it. The haunting images that take you towards the edge of creativity is compelling. Yet you refrane from the chances to be seen. As I aimlessly watch by and await for the truth that will set you free, set us free. I sip my clouded coffee in my blue jeans and t- shirt upon the rock and I wait for you. My Friend!
PhillyKat at 11:49:00 AM | Currently Listening to: the tv
Currently Watching: My soaps from yesterday. I gotta clear off my tape for tomorrow. lol
Best Thing That Happened Today: Talked on the phone to one of my best high school buds. She started talking and I heard all these names I haven't heard in years. It was in her house I was supposed to get my massage on the 8th. It was nice to catch up. Well, with her, I don't have much of a life so...
Funniest Thing I Read Today: Well not gonna cp the entire email, but suffice it to say that my insane friend, Karl, has taken his sick mind on the road. He was on vacation and meeting his girl's family when he did this.... (directly from the horses mouth..names changed to protect the innocent. lol):
We were sitting at a long table and one of her sisters friends came over to my side and sat down next to me. The guy looked
at me and said "How's it going?" I looked him dead in the face and said very loudly and serious look. "I HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS!!!" The poor guy just got up and walked very quickly back around the other side of the table. Kelly's sister who was his friend turned to Kelly and told her "Well we know why your happy." Her brother in law sitting next to me was practically pissing himself
laughing. I thought it only right to aploagize to the guy and tell him I just like to fuck with people.
Welp, that's my Karl! What's yours like?
Funniest linky pooh: Pumpkin Issues
Niterz kiddios. Gotta be up early tomorry! My door is being installed. Thats a story y'all do not wanna know. I'd be typing for days about my contractor/house improvement woes!
PhillyKat at 11:20:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 1:29:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling. I like the words to this song.
If I could, then I would. I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go
If I could turn back time,
I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could make you mine,
I'll go wherever you will go
Yes, I'm in that type of mood again. I just popped in a cd I made about a year or so ago and there it was. The first song was "It's Been Awhile" by Staind followed by "Criminal" by Fiona Apple. Now, its "Drive" by Incubus. Damn I make a nice flowing cd. LOL I guess I'm in an alternative mood. If I wanna hear good lyrics I look there. Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there with open arms and open mind Sorry, I can't look to rock, pop, r&b, or hip hop for that (some exceptions, like U2, but few). I thought I found it in India.Arie, but alas no.
Currently Watching: Nuthin. TV's on, but I'm not watching it. It's muted. I need to just get up and light candles. Oh maybe some incense. (Ou Nickelback....Not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story. I've been wronged I've been down to the bottom of every bottle. These 5 words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet!?'.
My current playlist: "It's Been Awhile" - Staind; "Criminal" - Fiona Apple; "Wherever You Will Go" - The Calling; "Drive" -Incubus; "Control" or as Shelby calls it "Smack My Ass Song" by Puddle of Mud, "It's Been Awhile" - NickleBack; "Hemmorhage" - Fuel; "Lucky" - Bif Naked; "Long December" - Counting Crows; "Stuck in a Moment" - U2; "Crash" - DMB; "Kryptonite" - 3 Doors Down (I dunno y I have that on here); "Black Hole Sun" - Soundgarten; "Everything You Want" - Vertical Horizon (I really liked these guys. Wonda whats up with 'em.); "Crawling" - Linkin Park (so far so good on new cd); "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana; and "Bittersweet Symphony" - Verve
Best Lyric in the Bunch: Hike up you skirt a little more and show your world to me "Crash" Dave Matthew Band
Worst Omission: No Goo Goo Dolls. hmmm Oh Well. I really like Johnny Rzenick's "I'm Still Here" Matter of fact, I may just have to play that.
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Well that was a crap load of typing to say absofuckinglutely nothing. I will admit I'm worried about this crazy ass president dessimating my family. One of my nieces told me yesterday that she keeps getting phone calls from Army and Marine recruiters. About 4 or so years ago she contemplated going into the Coast Guard. She passed all the necessary tests. I dunno why she didn't go, but now they want her. I will take her ass to Canada myself.
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
*sigh* Well, everyone should be able to hear the file on main page, but now either blog is taking its sweet old time updating or the file is f.u.b.a.r. (fucked up beyond all recognition). damnit damnit damnit
edit: 9:09.....yeah the file is working!
PhillyKat at 8:49:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Senorita" by Justin. I was listening to Mystikal, but it was only serving to make me even more hype.
Currently Watching: the News. Boomtown just went off.
Current State of Being: PISSED THE MUTHA FUCK OFF! This has been a bad weekend. I have accomplished nothing. All I wanna do is forget this bday weekend...heck week! Compaq tech's managed to get me to f'up my system even more than it was. I just don't wanna get into it. Plus, I don't have tix to see Justin and Xtina. Auntie Flo, the destroyer of life, caused me to miss my massage. Then Mouf's normal behavior. I just..mayn I just don't know. Shiiiit, I may go back and listen to "Bouncin' Back" But not on here though, cuz I can't see the players. I can't hear a gatdamn thing on my site. Yea me! I wanted this weekend to end so badly, I woke up this morning thinking it was Monday. I8 gonna hafta stop listening to Justin for a bit cuz I'm feeling sad now. What song is this? *rhetorical* It's making me lonely.
Alright I'm out. Ticked off. Lonely. Sad. Jeesh! I'm feeling downright pitiful.
PhillyKat at 11:10:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 10:35:00 PM |
Meanwhile (back at the ranch), I go in the kitchen with my dishes (approx. 3.5 hrs after I walked out so you know the plate is crusty) and saw moufs bags (had forgotten about them). Considering she wasn't back yet. I decided to go in and make sure she didn't leave perishables on the floor. She did. She left her meat out. So, I said "I8 this dumbass I'll put this away."
She comes in like 15 ago and I go why would you put your bags on the floor and leave meat out. She says I didn't, I gave it to you. (She asked...no told cuz mouf doesn't know how to ask she thinks people should just do things for her cuz she's Queen Stephanie and everybody loves her...to take 2 white bags in and put them in the fridge. After giving her a hard time for not letting me know she was going to the market, I took the 2 bags from her...the same 2 bags she tried to hand me earlier. Note that cuz it comes back up)..I told her she gave a bag with eggs and a bag w/lemons and limes. All the while thinking, OH NO THIS HEFFALUMP DIDN'T! "No, I didn't. I gave you...." Now mind you I began to get pissed. How in the hell are you gonna tell me what I had in my hand? "Did you hear what I said? YOU GAVE ME EGGS AND LEMONS!" "Well, I originally...." Cut this right in the bud I did. "You only handed me something one time, thus you originally gave me eggs and lemons goddamn." "Well I must have put them in the bag cuz at first I was handing you 2 white bags...." "You did. Eggs and lemons/limes" "...I must've picked up the wrong bag." I8 let's go back to that note...hoooo How 'bout the only 2 white bags on the floor were the ones she handed me? How 'bout the bag with her sausage in it wasn't even on top of the bag I found it in so there's no way she had 'just' stuck it in there? How 'bout her turkey chops weren't in any bag so her whole point in moot cuz her dumbass still woulda left meat on the floor?
Remember when I told y'all mouf got issues when admitting she's wrong and thinks she knows all? Mmm Hmmm (Now she looking for onions..how da fuck do u loose onions?) Anyway, if I were like Deborah, my mom, I woulda been jumping up and down with my blood pressure boiling saying she was calling me a liar...and technically she was.
Boy oh boy. Mystikal don't know what he did by recording Bouncin' Back. He just doesn't know.
PhillyKat at 1:52:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Lap Dance" by NERD. Why? Cuz it's on my main page (Sanity) that's why. I love the lyrics. "It's so real how I feel. It's this society that makes a ni**er wanna kill. Or get straight ill riding my motorcycle down the streets. While the government, they sounding like strippers to me." Now how many of y'all thought it was about real lap dances? Only thing I can stand hearing Pharrell sing in.
Currently Watching: nupin
Currently Feeling: Kinda pissed off for a variety of reasons. Guess I've been in a so-so mood ever since I found out that the tix to see Justin and Xtina went on sale this morn and the only seats left are like a city block away. 2 shows were announced but only one is being sold and only one is on the concert listing for the venue.
Then mouf comes up in here and leaves her food shopping on the floor near the fridge and leaves like I'm supposed to put her shit away for her. She asked me if I wanted to go to the movies. I didn't...nuthin to see. She did not, however, ask me if I wanted to go shopping. She does this shit. She goes and buys her crap, fills up MY fridge/freezer, then I can never fit anything in there. Well she left her shit there. She can move it. I am no ones maid.
I'm also pissed at blogger cuz it's not updating my template, hence the error for the audio file. Originally, I had forgotten to change all the code, but I've done that and it still will not play. Irksome I tell you. Just irksome.
[edit: I don't believe this mofo just updated. Blogger be trynta front on a sista.]
Currently Thinking 'bout: Taking my beige ass to bed. Think I will.
PhillyKat at 11:26:00 PM |
DMX (terminally late in the army as revelry is being played): u don't know who i be!
Bone Thugs: yo mayn i'm at a x-roads. mexico or canada?
Nelly: if you wanna come and take a ride with me cuz i'm crossin over into canada. oh why must it be this way? huhsh must be buhsh
NERD: Who? Bush you want me? Who? Bush you want me?
Missy: Why I gotta do drills? I've had my fill? Lemme know if I can go. Cuz a chick got dough.
I8 I don't know enough rap songs or lyrics to any more.
PhillyKat at 8:18:00 PM |
Marsupalami got me running through the jungle
Gotta tale to tell you
Hava swinging time
Say hooba.....
lmao....ahh u had to be in my head! ROFLMAO
PhillyKat at 2:20:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "I Get Lonely" by Janet Jackson. Awww heyll this is my ish! Who does not love this song? I dunno, but they're nuckin futs. Velvet Rope is Janet's creative watershed. It's her best compilation of songs ever.
I looked forward to All For You, but it fell flat. If VR was filet mignon, it was a happy meal. Nah maybe not that bad but it fell. It took weeks, nay months, for me to warm up to it and I still didn't get above luke warm. I stopped listening to it....wait....I never really did listen to it. I uploaded "Son f a Gun" and Truth" and called it a day.
She's in the studio now working on a cd that should be released by October. I hope she steps up her game. Bring back that fighter from "Rhythm Nation" and leave the wimp at home. AND I could stand not to hear her giggle or moan in or between every damn song too. Those interludes are annoying as hell.
Currently Watching: Trakker starring Adrian Paul. Any chance to see Adrian in his briefs is, to quote Janet, "Alright with me!" The show had just started getting good when it was cancelled. Well I guess I shouldn't say cancelled cuz it may be on somewhere. But I doubt it.
Oppski Moment: Since I opened my presies early, I forgot that I did get 2. My J sent me 3 movies (Eeeee!) and Stephanie got me a pair of sandals that I had picked out and forgot about. (Eeee!) Plus My Michelle (that's what I call my sister Chellie..My Michelle...see I must have ownership. lmao) said we're going out to din din at the end end of the month month. Awwww Yeah! Happy True New Year.
Question: How would you react if you received an email or comment from someone famous (or infamous) that you've made not so glowing comments about in your blog? Would it change the way you blog? If you would please answer in the comments, I'd appreciate it.
Me? I'd probably laugh depending how they came at me. I doubt very seriously, that I would alter my comments previous or future though. I write like I type; hence, the fragments, run ons, snarkiness, etc etc etc. It's just me.
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I'm a little bit excited to see if this guy posts anything on that site I posted a couple of days ago. (edit: i stopped smoochin long enuf to say the site is gone. apparently server problems. hmmmm sounds ify to me)
Oh I continued with my grant search today. I hope I can find atleast 3 to apply for. I'm getting an understanding of RFPs but I don't think I'll quite understand them for a few months.
I'm a little worried cuz I haven't written anything. Not that I don't have things on my HD or disk that need tweeking or sussing out, but I haven't done anything. I think about it, but I don't do it. I need motivation. Actually, I think its fear. Nah, I lie. I know its fear. I don't like rejection...like someone out there does. Heck, I dunno. One of y'all may. FREAKS! But I digress, fear of rejection plays a part of why I haven't done anything. I can not abide the thought of not being good enough. I've come to the realization that fear has run most of my life and been the determining factor in almost every major decision I've made. That has got to stop! And it will.
Smooches, E
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
Currently Watching: Comic View on BET, but ...
Currently Laughing at: Myself. I'm simple. LMAO Sometimes I write or say something that makes me giggle. The last thing was on the 5th...'Gimme dat belly boy!' Why does that tickle me? I dunno. It just does.
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How was my birthday? boring. boardering on miserable. I have the curse of the red demon going on right now. Plus, it rained and sleeted all day. To top it off, I thought Dubya, Court Jester of Ramalamadingdong, was about to declare war on my birthday. Instead, he decides he's gonna institute the draft and draft women. Well as I told Shelby, "well all those crazy ass bitches who fought for the 'right to die' for their country should all be sent. i dont care how f'n old they are." I think he did this because of all the protests that went on this week. I figure a helluvalotta births gon be going on in 9-12 months. I currently have .....SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT THE DRAFT IS TO AGE 34 or 35! I'm moving....8 nieces and 1 nephew (and myself) between 18-35. That ain't even cute.
Well I hope all those that are in school overseas stay there. I think the 20something celebs should find that a South American tour would behoove them, especially my baby. You know how the press would love it if another Memphis boy were drafted to fight for his country.
PhillyKat at 1:52:00 AM | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
well somebody's gotta do it. lmao
PhillyKat at 5:01:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Something Like You" by *Nsync. Shelby sent me this file. Theres a harmonica solo. Everytime I hear a harmonica I think its Stevie Wonder. Good Gawd J.C. Chasez can sing! Man if I were his woman he'd never have to talk. Or if we we're having an arguement, he could end it by just busting out in song. It would go like this....me: 'Listen damnit! I'm tired.." him: *la la la..insert a song here like "The One" by Elton John or "La La La Means I Love You" by the Stylistics* me: "I love you. You want a back rub or a sandwich or something?" LMAO I'm from Philadelphia...you know a Phila native can make some hellified sandwiches. Gimme dat belly boy!
Currently Watching: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA CHRIS WON! I'm talking I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here! The 2 I wanted to be left standing were Chris and Melissa and I got my way. Chris is really a good guy. I'm so sorry he got hurt. That's so sad. I guess Chris wasn't light enough. I've been there.
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My friend, Dave, who has never seen fit to venture his ass to my site let alone read my blog the asshole, posted a link to a site that has me fascinated. If you're a conspirarcy theorist, you'll love it. Not sure if I buy it though. Here are the links: first read and then try this site: http://www.8march2003.com/ (hyperlink and blogger giving me headaches. that or the site was taken down that fast)
Btw, I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night. I cry to you. I wear my sunglasses at night. Yup winamp has gone 80s..hee...ouuuuu Cyndi Lauper.
Peace & Blessings, Me
PhillyKat at 11:19:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Break of Dawn" by Michael Jackson. I must admit. I felt that Invincible showed that Mike could still sing. It didn't sell well supposedly so I guess I'm kinda alone in that feeling. Mind you I only like 5 songs, but they're good. They're not kinda sorta songs. Maybe Mike needs to just write for other people. I really wish he and Randy would collaborate again. They were a good team. Randy is actually more talented when it comes to writing. At least he was. I dunno about now.
Oouu "Money For Nothin' (I Want My Mtv)" by Dire Straits just shuffled on. Gonna put me on an 80s kick.
Currently Watching: that Salem Witch movie (part 2) on NBC. Alright.....I so didnt pay attention to the end cuz I was jamming. winamp kickin some bootay!
Number 1 & 2 Pet Peeves: Liars. I hate a liar. I also hate someone who constantly wants to be right or pretend like they know everything (and when you call them on it point a finger and say no 'thats u"...how's it me when u da one talkin shit?) Anyway, one of my sister's embodies both of these pet peeves. Why do you think they're 1 and 2? It ain't a coinky dink. She goes to a family members house to drop off her bday card and brings back cake. a) She knows I don't like cake for the most part and am not eating any sweets (she is an enabler. She just can't bare the idea of being fat alone.) b) I'm guessing she thinks I'll give it to her. I won't. Now when she walked out of here, she knew was going there. And knew I had forgotten to mail cards. (Let me preface this by saying this is a person who's mouth is never shut. Constantly talking. Constantly isn't even a good word. Think of a word that is more constant than constant and more always than always and you'll have it.) So when I said, "Why didn't you come and get my cards," she got all indignant and fussy (another one of her annoying traits). "Cuz I didn't wanna come back and go out. I've been out all afternoon." "So, why didn't you just say you were going there when you left." "How am I supposed to know you haven't seen _____. I don't know what y'all do." (That last bit is true. But considering I have only been out the house 1x in 2 weeks and I was with her that first bit was a straight up lie.) I was like thats a bs excuse. "No it's not" "Yes it is. You want me to know everywhere else you go. Why didnt you say you were going there?" NO ANS. Now going back to my first question of 'why didnt u let me know,' what is wrong with 'I forgot' or 'I thought I had?' Nothing right?
Something is seriously wrong with her brain. No really there is. I'm not joking. From blackouts, to memory loss. She will say she doesn't know or remember something she's known all her life and then turn around and stand you down saying she didnt say that. I'm contemplating walking around with a tape recorder in my pocket at all times. I actually talked to someone in the psych. profession and described her behavior cuz I thought she was friggin schizo or had the onslaught of alzheimers or something. They said it sounds more like a...a...damnit I forgot. I remember the words fugue and dementia. Here's the thing....she goes around telling people it's me. LMAO. I dunno...maybe this is what happens to a creative mind after 30 years of drug use/abuse. Or is this how all middle children behave as adults if they still feel 'less' or think 'they liked/loved you best' bs (even if its true...hee!). If so, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
wow! didn't know I was gonna type all that.
PhillyKat at 11:45:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Rescue Me" by Madonna. This is Ma when no one could touch her imo. She's very attainable now if you ask me. I'm hoping she's dumped William Orbit and the Orbital Sound for her next cd. AND I hope the clip I heard of her rapping was either a joke or will be mixed low. Seems like a desparate salvage attempt. Next to Prince I have more Madonna than any one. Hell, I gotta count, I may have more Ma than Prince.
Currently Watching: Nuppin. The tv's off. I'm a good li'l Enigma. Nah actually I'm tired and Carson ain't got ish goin on for me.
Squeal (Eeee!) Moment *insert cheesy grin*: We finally got information on *Nsync's Charity for the Children. I've been wanting to go to a celeb game since Dan Cortes was on Mtv hosting RocknJocks. Apparently *Nsync hosts a celeb game every year. Wish it weren't in Florida, but hey. It's 3 days long. I dunno what the events are but I hope its fun and I hope we get tickets. I hear they sell out quickly. Part (or all) of it is in Ft. Lauderdale. I gotta call my cousin. Gee, I hope he still manages a resort. A sista could use a discount. lmao I hope Missy performs or w/e. I wanna see her up close. lol Don't ask me why.
I wanna wish Tia a Happy Birthday...like she'll read this. She doesn't read my blog. *sigh* Where is the lub? Damn if "Where Is the Love" ain't in my head now. Who sang that song? Some old head. Oh well.
edit @ 2:03a....ytf am i still puttering around as sleepy as i am? i dunno. anyway, i just came from sammy's place and laughed myself stupid. lmao anyway mouf came in and turned on the tv. i saw a commercial...get this...they're doing a world wide seance to contact princess diana. LMAO wooo lawd that added to sammy's blog exercised my abs big time. u know i'm gon watch that shit right? i may even pop some popcorn or something. shiiit, i may even bring out my cards. i wonda if ms. cleo is gonna be there. diana caaaaalllllll me nooooowwwwww. rofl
PhillyKat at 1:12:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "The Greatest Romance That's Ever Been Sold" Neptunes Remix by Prince feat. Q-Tip I ain't no thug tonight. I'm a stay home and make love tonight. Hee The lyrics tickle me. Still I like this remix better than the original. Hmm maybe I'll put on "Pussy Control," a song I've taken way too literally. lmao
Currently Watching: You. I can see you through my monitor. F big brother...It's big sis you need to watch out fo....HEY! You there! Getch yo' gatdamn clothes on and stop touching that. That's just nasty
Oh...a thought but not random...I watched the awards again. They always repeat. I noticed Justin Timberlake admired Amerie's stank ho costume. (The only reason why you wear that ish out is to say to some man..any man...You can fuck me if you have the dollas. Holla!) Then I noticed Mr. JT was sitting next to her later on in the show when he hadn't been earlier. Then at the end when they panned the audience before closing, there were 2 empty seats. I didn't see Mr. JT...I figured he had to be the lightest thing in the first few rows. Does the boy work fast? hmmmm good question.
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Didn't exercise today. Feeling guilty eventhough it was my day off. WTF is happening to me? I've been invaded. Lawd I hope I don't have a pod.
I made some killer, literally, chili yesterday. Its hot yo. I don't like hot. I'm ret to tell Rudy to come get this mess. Nah it ain't that hot but sweet mary! I keep forgetting that when I sent Mouf out to get me some pasilla peppers she bought back pasilla and chili mixed. So, I wind up putting in extra chili peppers. That ain't cute! I ate some and had to water it down. Ain't that a biatch!
Random lyric wafting through my cerebal cortex: "It must be the asss that got me like damn. And if it get any fatter man the Rule gonna hafta get at her." Yeeeeah. uh, here's the thing.....I'm a woman and rumor has it you get high off of X and get rammed up the rear. So, ummmm, let's keep this ish platonic. Aight? You know what's funny? One of the versions of "Ain't It Funny" that I have has Ja singing: Baby is that you're girlfriend? I got my boyfriend. Maybe we can be friends. LMAO Why in the world would he do that? Glad Jennifer sang that part herself when it was released. Did I just say I was glad JLo sang something? I must be ill. Lemme go take my temp.
Oh speaking of Jenny Lo...Chris Judd is such a little sweety. Anyone watching I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here? I hope either Chris or Melissa wins because they're both playing for The Make a Wish Foundation.
I8...Something about vampires is on. You know I'm there.
Random Thought: I MISS EASTENDERS! My local PBS station took it off. The bastards
PhillyKat at 11:50:00 PM | Currently Listening to: nuthin' I was listening to Amerie singing "Talkin' to Me," but she was killing her own damn song. Absolutely horrible. My little pseudo-niece, Katharine..9yrs, called her radio girl. I agreed. She doesn't need to be off it. I mean ewwww. I sing better than that. I'll give her props for singing live but she no should do dat no mo. wooo lawd She was hard on the ears. She got that contract eitehr cuz she's ez on the eyes, back, knees, or some combination. damn!
Currently Watching: Ode to Nelly on the Soul Train Music Awards. I'm glad he was up early cuz I'll be turning in 15. Oh Nelly's entertainer of the year...that's cool. WTF is up with the teefusis Nelly? Looks like he blacked out one. And he's all smiles. Awww he's verclemped. I'll talk amongst myself. Oh, I gotta say this: LL Cool J performed. I had no reaction. No, I lied by the end I had a negative reaction. Why? He looks more like he did when we were teens. I didnt like him when we were teenagers. I'm gonna have to start disliking him now.
Random Thought: Did I already r.t. about Pharell of the Neptunes singing ability or lack there of? I think I did. If not, SOMEONE PLS tell dat boy he cain't sing!
R.T.2: My tummy hurt.....YES IT'S MUSIQ SOUUUL CHILLLLD. dang he singing the I'm not impressed more or less song. WTF does that mean? See he and I would be arguing right there. Yo' ass is not gon come to me telling me you love me and then turn round and say 'you're not impressed more or less by models'. Your ass not s'pose to be watching models. NOTE TO MEN: Do not bring up other women (that you know or not including celebs) while professing your love to you're woman. Enigma's advice of the day.
Alright I lost my train of thought. Perhaps, because I never boarded that damn train and was just babbling incessantly like..like..like someone who babbles incessantly. lmao.
R.T.3: jigga wha? Justin Timberlake? I didn't know JT was gon be up on this thing. gat dayum! Well, his skinny ass (SOMEONE PLEASE FEED JUSTIN) has 9 minutes before my movie comes on. I watched his new video again and I was too mad at him. He looks like he's 140lbs soaking wet. At 6'2" he's needs to be heavier. O LAWD JLO AINT SINGING IS SHE? THANK GAWD (oh that was a r.t. in a r.t.) He (oh rt.in a rt again....JLO is more covered than Amerie) can eat more. I've seen him heavier. His mama needs to travel with him and make his ass eat.
Oh see I guess this whole blog is gon be about the awards...cuz wtf is Queen Latiffah wearing? She looked good at the Golden Globes and the Grammys comes home and fucks up. How dat happen? Why dat happen?
Nelly singing that damn sneaker song. I know it got Nike to make some Air Nelly's or w/e the hell they're making for him but dayum. I'm turning on my horror now. F this ish. Mermaid here I come.
EDIT: I've decided that I'm gonna start my own awards. Shelby was right. Everyone has one, why not us? So look out for the link to the Skrait from da Skreet or Skrait Up Ghetto Awards link. Coming soon.
Random lyric wafting through my cerebal cortex: "Good gracious! Ass is bodacious" Don't ask me. I do not know. I do know that my big asseded (not a typo...her ass requires an extre 'ed') sister got up and walked in the opposite direction. Hmmm I wonder if I start singing "My dingaling" will a big d....oh nevermind.
PhillyKat at 9:03:00 PM |
Now, I'm watching a repeat of Will & Grace. Ahhhh. W&G I Love them so.
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Shelby has put me on a program. LOL A writing program. I have deadlines. 3 or 4 I think. I gotta write y'all. I gotta make progress on one of my incompletes by the 11th. See, yesterday (and the day before that and ....get the pix?) when I said I lacked discipline and I needed someone to kick my ass, I meant to exercise and get healthier. Oh well , I now have Sgt. Shelby. Wish me luck people. I'm gonna need it.
I found out today that another friend got laid off. That makes ummm 4 or 5 now since 2001. I'm starting to think I'm bad luck. The economy is just......well just. We all lost our jobs due to outsourcing. Now ain't that a kick in the head? (Oh Grace is wearing something that is too cute! Skinny biatch! lol No, I'm not hatin'. I would never want to be skinny. I like my curves.)
I was on Damo's blog and he wrote "procrastination is a bizotch." True enough. You know I couldn't just let it lie there. I had to comment; "and masturbation her much more popular sister." Just thought I'd share. Because, as you know, sharing is caring.
Peace my peeps
PhillyKat at 11:41:00 PM |
Currently Watching: Access Hollywood. Wow! Seems like American Idol should be renamed American Most Wanted. Lemme see....one got ousted for doing porn, one has a shoplifting record, and now AH says that furry headed guy, Cody or Cory or w/e, has to go to trial for assaulting his sister and resisting arrest. WTF! I guess there's no screening process huh?
PhillyKat at 7:39:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Take That to the Bank" by Shalamar. Keep saving. Keep building. Baby. That interest on our love.
Currently Watching: Fastlane. It's really on for background noise. And the occasional eye candy. Bill Bellamy *slobber slobber* He's heineylicious.
Last thing I did to help someone: Made Sammy a few Celine blends, including 'Celine's Bad Hair Day'. He wanted her recent show in Las Vegas included, but I couldn't find a pix. For myself I made 'Separated at Birth' w/Celine, Joan Rivers, and Madam. Y'all remember Madam? The puppet? Wayland Flower's and Madam? Yeeeeah Madam! They look alike. Trust me they do.
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Mouf is here. She's been here about 12 minutes and she hasn't been quiet for more than 2. I put headphones on my head and I can still here her prattling on. Did you ever see The Music Man? They have a song that the gossipy hens of the town sing like they're in the coup and peeping called "Talk Alot.." Damn if she doesn't belong in there with them. Damn! I wish she'd just shut up!
My theme song just shuffled on: "Money's Too Tight To Mention" by Simply Red. Wooooooo it sure is. I think I have a better chance of finding me a Sugar Daddy (not the candy...but boy I used to love them and Sugar Mamas and Babies too), Sweet 'N Low Daddy, Equal Daddy, or sumthin...Fuck! How 'bout Syrup Daddy? Molasses Daddy? Alaga Daddy? (ew My daddy (real daddy) liked that. I can smell it now. P.U.) Some type of daddy. Any type of Daddy but Broke Ass Daddy. Dumbass Daddy. Ugly As Fuck Daddy. Or worse yet Brokedumbassuglyasfuck Daddy. That would sooooo not be good. I'd be looking for 4 jobs. "Him got 10 jobs and me think me love he!" Sorry my mind just pulled up a old tv show memory. Remember In Living Colour and the Headley characters? Good times. Good times.
Alright why did "The Glamorous Life" by Sheila E. shuffle on. Some cosmic advice or sarcasm? Or a coinky dink? You decide. Lemme say I don't need the g.l. just the 'you work, I stay home life.' Really. I'm serious. I need a Yenta. Do they advertise?
I also need a trainer. That's all I wanted for christmas. A personal trainer. Everybody who gave me a gift coulda just pulled their moolah and got me a trainer. I woulda been so hap hap happy! But alas they did not. It's all good though. I have a lot of nerve for someone who doesn't celebrate Christmas don't I? Hey! I like gifts! I like giving them too? So sue me! Send your suits, complaints, and affidavits to KissMyBeigeAss/Philadelphia, PA/USA. I get all my mail that way.
PhillyKat at 11:55:00 PM |
Went to the movies yesterday. Paid to see one, walked into the other, and if I had had time, I would've walked into another. "The Core" was aight. No big surprises. Predictable, but not overly hokie.
I'm gonna go against the grain and disagree with the rest of the world and say...."Chicago" is boring. I started to fall asleep. I realized I awakened everytime Catherine Zeta-Jones and Queen Latiffah were on screen, but Renee Zellweger (or however you spell it) was boring...extremely extremely boring. And my god, does she eat? No wonder people were saying she was anorexic. She had no shape (straight up and down). I kept wishing Marilyn Monroe were in the movie. Richard Gere was good too, but unfortunately too many of his scenes were with Renee. And why hire Lucy Liu for 3 minutes?
PhillyKat at 2:58:00 PM | Friday 5: I usually do this in Shelby's comments. But she hasn't posted them, at least I don't think she has, and I'm bored and I need something to do. To bored in fact to actually blog. So, here goes.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
shiiiiiit I can't even remember last week. Not that I was under the influence of something, the weeks have just rolled into one. Did the war start last week? That would explain it. Oh, that's sad. I really do need a life. So, to answer the question, it would be the start of the war. I'm feeling increasingly more melancholy.
2. What one person touched your life this week?
Well everyone in your life touches it. So, uh, next question.
3. How have you helped someone this week?
I dunno. Sometimes I wind up helping people w/o knowing I have or how. Oh, yesterday I sent JL photoshop pro. Does that count?
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I need to finish one of the stories on my hd or atleast start to finish them. I need to pay some bills too.
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
Pay utility bills cuz a sistah can't be without electricity or water. lol F gas and phone.
PhillyKat at 10:49:00 PM |
Madonna's "American Life"...ick, but judge for yourself.
PhillyKat at 4:12:00 PM |
Netfirms is booty man!
I've been wanting to show a couple of my blends but netfrims won't let me. They won't work with blogger (hence the reason my site and my blog aren't hosted on the same server), they won't allow audio links (i have audio ul to another site and link it from there), and the only way I can share a pix is to cut and paste the addy into a browser window. I don't want to do that. Oh well. The mood to share is waning.
PhillyKat at 3:34:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Cool Like That" by Digable Planets (and wondering how King is doing since I haven't seen him in about 2 years). For some reason this song reminded me to blog. Go figure.
Currently Watching: Nothing. Thinking about putting in a dvd. (Or going to bed)
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Today, I went back to my job search. I went through over 1,000 listings and only found 1 that I a) liked and b) am qualified for. At least I think I'm qualified for it. It was extremely ambiguous. I'm going broke being unemployed. I had accidentally surfed my way onto a job site in Nebraska and didn't know it. NE got the jobs yo! LOL Thing is.....I've never once thought about moving to Nebraska, not that there's anything wrong with it. It's just when I think of Omaha (that's where the jobs were), I think Mutual of or steaks. Plus, isn't Nebraska cold like nuclear winter? Man, I like winter and all, but not that damn much. Anyway, I say all this to say PA has no jobs. And the government wants to know people are moving. The damn companies are moving for god's sake!
After my 3-4 hour job search. (shut up! It started making me ill.) I started looking at templates. I really like one but it's a pain in the booty to use. So the hunt was on. I found 3 I really really liked. The leader was the cheschire cat. They don't host the image. Alright not a problem. How about giving me a proper link to dl the damn image then? I was ticked cuz I had finally found one and can't use it. I'd been looking for 2.5 hours. Oh well I guess I'll move to my 2nd choice as long as they don't have some ridiculous request.
I wish I could find a blogger that makes templates. All the sites I've been to are dairyland and most of these people act as if only dl users might wanna use there templates. I read some of their stuff and I'm like, to quote Shelby, "jigga wha?" Make a ring page? Put this in my box? "the hell?"
JUSTIN!!!!! Shelby!!!! Hurry up and make me a layout. I may just have to learn how to do this stuff myself. Who am I kidding? My first entry or so told that'll never happen.
I'd like to find a mermaid one, one using the pix in my guestbook, or some other Susan Seddon Boulet art work. I guess I'll keep searching.
PhillyKat at 11:54:00 PM | There once was a girl from Philly
Who is exceedingly silly
She hasn't a blog
Her heads in a fog
Isn't that a pickle of a dilly!
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PhillyKat at 10:43:00 PM | BLOODY HELL!!!!!! I just lost my entire blog. I clicked what I thought was an undo button...didn't really pay attention to the word cancel. Why in the hell would blogger use the undo symbol for cancel? fuck me! (exclamation not a request. however, drop me an email and we'll see what we can work out. lmao....that was a joke. you freaks!) Anyway let's get on w/Blog version 2.0
Currently Listening: Lonelyland by Bob Schneider. The link will take you to my music page. There's a link there to his site. I was on track 2, "Big Blue Sea" when I started v1.0. Now, track 8, "Madeline," is starting. One of my fav songs on the cd so its cool.
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Right now, I'm resisting the urge to blend pictures. I got a bit carried away yesterday and was up until way after 4am. But I guess that's the...uh...benefit's of unemployment (if there are any). Well, I told y'all I could do with a sugar daddy. sweet 'n low daddy. Acutally, I don't like the taste of snl. How 'bout a Splenda daddy? How's that taste? Equal is good. Stop me before I get into all that again. When was this? Uhhhh....I dunno. Last week sometime. I've only been blogging a month so it's not that long ago. One day someone is going to teach me how to link to my own entries.
I got a new idea today for a book/script/short story. It's a semi-idea. It's still marinating. No, I haven't started it. Why should I? It would be the 5th whateva on my hd that I may never complete. I need to be saved from myself. I really do. I need discipline. Discipline and someone to lean on when I can't hold myself up. I mean emotionally. I've never really had that. Not even as a child. I could use someone. Damn, where'd that come from? Anyway, I need an ass kicker cuz I can be "lazy as farts" is how I believe I put it on the 22nd. Yeah I remember that date.
ENIGMA'S REQUEST OF THE DAY:
If you have a femi-nazi story, share it. I shared mine. Your turn. Shrinkbobz shared his in comments. If you don't want it in comments, email me at enigmasconundrum@hotmail.com. C'mon you know you wanna share. If I get enough, and permission, maybe I'll compile them or post one a month. C'mon people let's rise up against the dreaded femi-nazi. In the words of late night infomercial guru, Tony Little, "You can do it!" Wait, Rob Schneider said that too. So, "Ju cain dooo eeet."
"Blue Skies" for everyone.....hmmm I think I may change files again soon. I need another place to upload. Netfirms doesn't support audio or w/e so I have to use the space provided by my isp. I need to find someplace else. I need to change files anyway. Since I have those artist you don't listen to, I may as well ul a file or 2 for your listening pleasure.
BTW, I've decided morals be damned! I'm keeping my nekkid pix of Brad!
PhillyKat at 11:34:00 PM |
I've been obsessed for almost 6 hours with blending pictures. "Like a kat to string. Like a kat to a shiny thing. Like a kat to a ball. That's me I tell y'all."
PhillyKat at 4:31:00 AM | O SHIT! O SHIT! Eminem won an Oscar for best song. GTFO! Go Marshall! Go Marshall!
PhillyKat at 11:05:00 PM |
Hey let's get to the story before I forget. Let me first define the type of woman I call a femi-nazi. A femi-nazi has those characteristics that she claims to loathe in men including but not limited to being domineering, cold hearted, a user, etc etc etc. They also feign disgust when a man opens a door, pulls out a chair, automatically reaches for the bill, yadda yadda yadda even when they secretly love it. They are also the ones who get their boxers in a bunch when said man doesn't open the door, pull out the chair, etc because he's not seeing her as a woman. Perhaps madam, it's the Old Spice you happen to wearing. While spouting rhetoric of how we are sisters at arms, they rarely will lift a hand to aid or mentor another female (unless something is in it for themeselves) for fear she will take their position. Most people just call these women feminists, but make no mistake these are the women that give feminits a bad name. I could go on about the femi-nazi for I have had many run-ins with them that usually turn into some type of battle of wills. Very rarely am I ever bested by the femi-nazi (I'm truly not the type to tread into her natural habitat.), but I have been so read on.
Let me preface this by saying I worked summers at Bloomingdales while in high school. I worked there part-time for awhile during my 1 year hiatus from everything educational. The first time a woman unfamiliar to me called me 'hon' shocked me, but I realized she called everyone hon so no biggie. Most of the women in my departement called each other babe or hon, I dunno maybe they had bad memories, but they did. Heck, a customer of mine once called me 'honey bunny' which slayed me cuz up 'til then only my sister had ever called me that. So, calling people hon and babe became a bit of a habit. Hell, I still do call people hon and babes.
After I graduated, I went from piece-o-crap job to p-o-c job. Basically, I was consulting and you know what that means...primarilly unemployed. I also went back to Bloomies on weekends (and worked Macy's special sales and holidays. hee! shhh) Through a friend of a friend, I got this volunteer gig with some organization that was opening their own theatre here in Philadelphia. I went there because once it was open they would need people in promotion and public relations. I was hired by the Director, a male, but I worked under his assistant, a female. He told her he wanted me brought to speed on all the promo/pr they had done. He was going ot be gone for a month, but when he got back we were to brainstorm. Sounds good right? Mmmm Hmmm and if wishes were fishes...you know the rest.
I come into work dressed in my suit ready to get down to business and girlfriend hands me a box of letters. Then, she hands me envelopes. That's right! She had me stuffing envelopes. Mind you the high schoolers that were there were working on graphics and stuff like that. The 20-something college grad (which apparently was a problem as I soon found that most of the people there were sans degree)....she's stuffing envelopes. I thought 'Alright' and got to stuffing. Day 1 over. Day 2? Same as day 1. The director told me if I had any issues, to leave him a messages because he'd be checking daily. Nievely, I did. I asked if envelope stuffing is what he wanted me to do because that's all I was doing.
Day 3 almost began like the previous 2. Me finding an unoccupied desk to sit and stuff it. The only difference is that the assistant let me know in no uncertain terms that if I had any issues I was not to call the director. I was to speak to her first. So, either he called or she got the message. Anyway, no one spoke to me and I spoke to no one until I needed more envelopes. I stopped these two chicks (yeah I said it. You don't like it? See that x up there in the right hand corner? click it and leave us in peace) and asked if they knew where I could get another box of envelopes. One spoke while the other looked me up and down. She told me and I said (remember I was at Bloomies during this time) "Thanks Babes, I appreciate ya." This woman freaked out! I mean she hyperventilated. She convulsed. I started to stick a pencil in her mouth so she wouldn't swallow her tongue. Yes, she was really that bad. She said "No one has ever called me babe before." I just stood there trying not to laugh and looked at her because I could not believe she was having such a reaction to the word babe (and no the pig movie hadn't come out yet). Then she says, "Well what do you say to that?" At that point I got a little ticked and was thinking 'who the hell did she think she is?' My response: "Oh well." I walked to go get my envelopes. Now I know I should've explained the whole retail thing, but her overaction took me aback. The only thing I could think was what I said or something much worse.
For the rest of the morning, that bia and her cronies attempted to drill wholes in me with their eyes. I thought it was funny so I started laughing and singing to myself. When I came back from lunch, the assistant calls me into her office. She says to me that she didn't think I fit in around there, (I smiked) that my skills were being under utilized (I laughed slightly), and that I should look elsewhere (A full gaffaw). Then, she says, [but] "I still want you to come and see (whatever play they were producing). I have your address, so I'll add you to the mailing list." (Imagine a dog. Imagine a dog with it's head tilted to the side. Now imagine the dog is a woman with her face scrunced up like 'the hell?' Yeah, that's me.) I remember I had some type of drink in my hand because I quickly thought about pouring it on her precious mailing list. Then she says, here's the kicker, "You can go back to your desk and finish the envelopes because we really need to get those out!" Can you hear it? The reign of laughter. You hear it? No? Oh too bad I thought I was louder than that. Everyone on the entire floor of that building heard me. You can be sure of that. I didn't even speak. I just turned on my heels and walked towards the elevator. Guess who was standing in the hall with crossed arms and a smug look? Yup, the little f-n herself. I turned looked her up and down and burst into laughter again. Why? Why not? It was the only form of revenge I had. I even pointed at her. She got so discombobulated that she ran. I laughed until the elevator started moving.
Now hindsight being what it is, I should never have left that message for the director because his assistant probably checked them. I also should have called the Director when he was due back or better yet shown up. But, I didn't. I just let it drop. To use my famous last words: "oh well" And I'm still on that damn mailing list.
PhillyKat at 6:01:00 PM | Boy, I hadn't realized I typed so much earlier. Damnit! I gotta story I wanna tell. I guess it will wait. Tomorrow remind me to tell you about the femi-nazi and the firing.
Oh, and I found some new blogs to visit too. Yea me! I'll update My Sites tomorry.
PhillyKat at 10:56:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Sunshine On a Rainy Day" by Emma Bunton (aka Baby Spice). I became curious last summer about the Spice Girls solo projects, especially since the only one with any type of success in the States has been Geri Halliwell for some reason. Well, I know the main reason, Emma's nor Mel C's (Sporty) cds were released here. I think Emma's cd would have done well. Mel's single w/Lefteye "Never Be the Same Again" has a good video so it may have done something. (I was rather disappointed with the cd though.) But not with Emma's. I liked it and understood why in the rest of the world she's had better commercial success as a solo. I even liked a song Posh had with some guy. I didn't think the Vicster could sing. I knew Mel B. couldn't though, so I expected her to tank and she did. But back to Geri....the heyll? I dunno man. I just don't know.
Anyway, I'm listening to a mellow summer cd I made last year called "Sounds Like Summer." The artists include Janet, the Jacksons, Emma obviously, Bill Withers, DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince (notice who I give top billing), 311, etc. I'd drive with the top down to the country or up into the Pocono Mountains listening to this cd, if I could drive. Alas, all I can do is dream it. Ahhh fresh air...ew what is that? Horse? Lemme put this thing up and turn on the a/c. Ahhh stale cold air. Nuthin like it!
Currently Watchin: Andromeda but its a repeat so the tv is muted. Why is it still on? Cuz mote is ober dere and I'm ober heeyah. Mmm that's some kind of lazy. When I figure out which kind, I'll let you know. Don't hold your breath on that though cuz y'all know I'm lazy.
Currently Chatting With: No one. No one loves me. booo hooody hoooo
random lyric: Then I look at you. And the world's alright with me. Just one look at you and I know its gonna be....a lovely daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy. lovely day lovely day lovely day love ly day. A lovely daaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy from "Lovely Day" by Bill Withers. If you don't know who he is and call yourself a fan of music, you should be ashamed of yourself. Ouuu "Ventura Highway" by America is up next.
Worse Thing Ever Right Now (LMAO): Being hungry as heyll, broke as fuck, lazy as farts with no gatdamn food in the fridge. I just made a pot of rice and beans. Needless to say I'll prolly be eating them for 2 days. *sigh* I need to go shopping. Oh I know what I'll do. I have some veggies I can juice. Nasty as hell, but nutritous. I'll drink my food. *sigh* This is pathetic. I need to find something for my lazy ass to do. Bigtitties4U.com is starting to sound better to me, not good mind you, but better. Hmmm maybe I'll go hang at the docks and prostitute myself. That's a joke. No but seriously, how much you think I can make? roflmfao
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Alright a few days ago, I bought you my first story about my friend Karl. Welp, he's at it again. No, no he hasn't told any strangers he has a 10" penis again. He's harrassing drivers while he's driving his rig up and down the highways. *tsk tsk tsk*
Ladies and Gentleman for the 2nd time on our show....Here's Karl......*clapping enthusiastically*...with advice of the day:
I forgot how many idiots were out there. I just will just have to run them all off the road. I like to play games in my tractor trailer. Like vere into the other lanes and scare the shit out of people next to me. At this point I know your thinking that you can see me doing that. (YUP I SURE AM) I love to do that to people.especially when they speed up and just cruise next to me. If your going to speed up like your going to pass me,just do it!!! They need to be more like NIKE and just do it. Do it and get the hell away from me. What if I need to get over and pass someone else? I act as if I'm going to run into them and they speed up again. Usually as they pass me I can see them waving their hand at me. I stick up one of my fingers at them in return. It's not like I don't know that I'm bastard on the road. However they will learn to drive and get it going...out of my way. I do love doing that to those stupid assholes. (WHAT OTHER KIND OF ASSHOLE IS THERE? I ASK YOU?) It is just amazing how many of them will act as if they drive along side or behind trucks they will somehow get to their destination faster. Hit the fucking gas and you'll get there quicker,but get away from the trucks.."
Karl's top five games to play while in a BIG TRUCK with stupid people:
1. vere truck into the other lane just enough to scare the shit out of other driver.
2. smile at them when they wave hands at you (with a disturbed look on you face as you smile.)
3. drive truck fast then slow down like they do and don't let them pass by doing step 1. in the process.(they won't pass, because they think you'll kill them.)
4. when one of those assholes with the new headlight that are brighter than normal or fog lights get behind them with highbeams on.(fair is fair)
5. pass them as close to their car as they do to your truck.(within inches, they back off big time.)
So, next time you're on the road and a trucker looks like he's about to run you off the road, say "Hi" cuz it's probably my friend, Karl (or some trucker who wants you to get the hell away from him/her).
PhillyKat at 7:10:00 PM |
Well it's a few. It hasn't even been 12 hours since I hit enter for my yesterday post that I entered this morning. I should hit enter now cuz knowing me it'll be 5pm and y'all think 'damn E trippin. They musta caught her and replaced her with a pod.'
Anyway, I came to a realization this morning. I'm a hypocrite sometimes. With all my people's rights, kill invasion of privacy bs I spout and say I believe in, I refuse to get rid of my naked pix of Brad Pitt. LOL Y'all thought I was gonna get all serious on you didn't you? No, but really, his privacy was invaded at a secluded home he had and nude pix of him and the really skinny bia he was with.. shiiit what is her name...won the Oscar and shouldn't....wore that pink gown....Blythe Danner's daughter..oh Gwynth Paltrow were published. He won his lawsuit against the National Enquire (reason why I didn't upload one for your viewing pleasure); I was all for him, but I'm not giving up my nekkid Brad. It's not that he looks all that great either, but he doesn't look bad either. Oh I feel bad, not that bad, but bad. I8 I don't feel bad at all. IT'S BRAD! LOL
This is my conundrum of the day. Do I stick with what I feel is morally right? Or do I keep my naked Brad? Would it be fair if I get rid of nude Tom Cruise (trust me ain't worth a view but he was coming out of the ocean and men do claim shrinkage) in exchange for keeping nekkid Brad? Oh well, I'll think on it. Meditate maybe. I'll let ya know lata. Drop me a comment tell me what you think.
PhillyKat at 2:08:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Hush Now" by Holly Valance. She's an Aussie export...to everywhere but the states. i would never have heard of her if it weren't for Zac. Speaking of Zaccypooh....where the hell are you boy? Anyway, I don't know why Holly hasn't come to the USA. I like her better than Kylie....ew.
Currently Watchin: some crazy movie mouf has on
Currently Chatting With: Justin T. No, not Timberlake..lol. I'm not insane yet. I'm trying to help him find a name for his blog. He use to have one but it disappeared. I'm coming up with some good ish and they're all taken dagumit!
Currently Ticked at: Myself for being fully awake. I mean wiiiiide awake. its 2:10am and I'm like its pm. I think I'm ready to change my background though. I have one I like for spring, but it's gonna be a pita (pain in the ass). I may just find something else.
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I'm a little disillusioned too. I think this war is gonna screw up my summer plans. Yes, I know, that's incredibly self centered, but damn man, I was looking forward to going to Florida! Oh well, not sure how I would get there. Sure as shit am not gonna fly.
You know what? I need me a man. I8 first I gotta find one that's attracted to me and not scared of me at the same time. I swear I'm not initmidating. I'm just honest, opinionated, and intelligent. I swear....I gotta move. So where should I go? Somebody ask Connie Francis "Where the Boys Are" and let me know. No wait, I can get a boy....find out where the men are and then get back to me.
Damn I'm sleepy now. Hey thanks. You bored the hell outta me. LOL Without you, I'd still be wide awake. I'm gonna take full advantage of this and go to bed. Niterz. See u in a few.
PhillyKat at 2:31:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Made to Love You" by Gerald Levert. I love this song. It had to be my destiny. I was made to love you. My hands to touch you. My arms to hold you. My legs to stand. My time to spend with you forever a life together. I was made to love you. Ahhh so pretty. Well that's off...time for another favorite....winamp is doing its thing! "Happily Ever After" by Case. It has turned into wedding song night.
Currently Watchin: Penn & Teller: Bullshit! on Showtime.
Current State of Being: good. Between laughing at PixieDust and Shelby, I couldn't be that bad.
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Alright a few days ago Sammy said that J.Tim was stalking him. At first, I thought my poor dear dear Sammy was off his nut, but I've since changed my mind. Why E? Why did you change your mind about Sammy and his nut? Why, thanks for asking. I shall tell you my dear reader. I changed my mind because it is my belief that JC Chasez is now stalking me. Yes, that's right, the man with the voice that can sing a woman nekkid wants my clothing. (I think he has some sort of fetish.) So, how can I in all fairness say Sammy is nutso because he believes he is being stalked by the ever elusive wild Timberlake when I know JC won't leave me alone? I can not. So, Sammy, I apologize.
Why does JC want me nekkid? I dunno, maybe he's a breast man. All I know is that my winamp keeps seeking him out (as does my search engine (from time to time) and my remote). I mean out of 300+ files I keep hearing that bedroom smoov voice telling me he wanted to "Digital Get Down," askin' if I would be his "Girlfriend," telling me he wanted me "Up Against the Wall," and, when I declined, calling me "Selfish." I got to the point where I removed all files with JC's voice or so I thought. A littel while ago "Bring It All to Me" by Blaque shuffled on...it features JC and some how, I dunno how he did it, but I found myself standing in the middle of the room pantsless. Just now, JC told me he wanted me to "Blow [Him] Up (With My Love)". I had to fight myself to keep my tee shirt on. I dunno, but this guy can not take no for an answer. I'd call the Police, but Sting isn't as menacing as he once was (well he was in Dune). I guess this is what I get when I relax my Pink Dick rule (see blog entry 3/14). Well as Winnie would say...."Oh bother!"
Music Update: It has changed from a wedding song night to a divorce song night. I've gone from "Happily Ever After" to "Stop Cheatin'" by Jene and "Miss Me Blind" by Culture Club. Oh well, all good things must end sooner or later.
PhillyKat at 10:52:00 PM |
Funny happenings: I don't even wanna get any of this wrong, so I'm going to cp a convo. and you can get it directly from the horses mouth. Ladies & Gentlemen: Ms.PixieDust. (lemme preface this by saying: She went to Atlanta for the weekend.)
Night 1:
pixiedust: leme see.. i went clubbin and was chased by a dog who fell in love with my leather pants.. he kept on cuddlin me and followed me 6 blocks
Night 2:
pixiedust: oh yeah and one guy i am cool with.. he smutted this chick with one leg.. this ho swore she was the shit until i asked why she had a bulge in her stockings.. we walked in on them so i thought it was her panties.. then the ho gone show me her fake leg and then threaten me.. i tried to grab that damn leg but it was stuck on too good and they pulled me off of her
me: *roflmfao*
pixiedust: she dont know man... this is philly style.. i'll kick her ass with her own foot
me: i was just seeing u hit some girl with a fake leg!
me: oh man i'm rolling *tears*
pixiedust: lmao man the ATL aint ready for me
me: noo apparently it isnt
Welp, that's my niece!
PhillyKat at 7:58:00 PM | OMG....I8.....um y'all know the game, 6 Degrees to Kevin Bacon? Well, Shelby and I can play 6 Degrees to Justin Timberlake (with modified rules). That boy is all over the place. I can connect JT to DeNiro in less than 6 moves AND to Bette Davis...yes that's right the best actress to ever grace the screen...in 6. Is this sistah good or what?
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
HEY PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T SIGNED MY GUEST BOOK I HAVE A QUESTION?
Why the hell haven't you signed it? Get to it. chop chop! Don't make me pinch u! I will. I will get planes and zig zag the planet and pinch every last one of you! You could also comment on the blog too. I mean dang...am I hear to entertain you? I rip my heart (and various other organs) and lay it out for you people. What do y'all do? Go skipping willy nilly off into the vast wasteland known as the internet. Well no more my friend! Put up or shut up. Alright, I won't know if you shut up so uhhh....put up or peace out! Yeah yeah that. Put up or peace out. That's the end of my chastising. I will not say any more personal things to you. I may; however, step on your belongings. LMAO
PhillyKat at 10:52:00 PM |
I didn't exercise today and for the first time in months I didn't feel guilty. I just remebered a thought that went through my head when I was saying to myself 'you know u need to exercise'. That thought was: 'Why? So you can be an attractive corpse?' So, I didn't. That is so not good. I gotta do something about my subconscious thoughts ruling me like that. I'm about to throw months of work down the drain? That's crazy. I hope I do better tomorrow.
PhillyKat at 10:32:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Take That to the Bank" by Shalamar. Before that was "Freeek" by George Michael. I woulda never thought they would blend well but they did. Go figure.
What's been running through my head all day is that song from the 60's that goes: It's the end of the world as we know it. I wonder if it's on my Forrest Gump soundtrack.
Currently Watchin: I dunno. I was flipping. I'm waiting for the "Star Search" finale and "Angel". I usually don't watch "Angel" but Willow is crossing over and Cordelia is bad so it may be interesting. Plus, Faith is on Angel now. Yeah I know that means nothing to u right?
Current State of Being: disconnected.
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I wanna move. I wanna go west. Problem: moving takes money and I seriously lack in that department. I also have it in my mind that there are a better quality of men in the west (excluding the coast). I wanna git me one of them. Wanna wrangle me up a cowboy or a plainsman. They're like 'real' men to me. I just can't explain it. If Manny was here, he'd explain it.
Well since I'm feeling disconnected, I'll disconnect. Be back lata mebbe. Peace
PhillyKat at 9:03:00 PM |
Just a quick note to say...
When I really need something to laugh at and my usual haunts (sites I go to for stupidity) just aren't hitting the spot, Sammy never lets me down. I love that boy! He's totally off his nut! (That's a new saying of mine. It just came to mind one day and I've been saying it ever since. I need to trademark or copyright it. lol) Don't believe me? Ask Shelby.
Oh and btw, Sammy, if Justin Timberlake is giving you unwanted attention, I'll take him off your hands no questions asked. Just let me know.
PhillyKat at 12:36:00 AM | Oh wtf! On the 20th of February, I sent Melissa (from Real World New Orleans) an email stating I really liked her site and artwork. I made a suggestion of her making tote bags. Matter of fact let me cp that bia:
I just wanted to say I thoroughly enjoyed your site, your art, and your writing. Your artwork reminds me of Laurel Burch. I dunno why, but it does. You should get into some boutiques. Granted most people wouldn't be able to afford you afterwords, but you could maybe have do nothing Mondays once a month. Ever thought of tote bags? I could use a gym bag saying brave cuz,honey, me taking my beige ass to the gym is all kinds of brave. Uh Uh...what about greeting/note cards. That would be so cute.
So how 'bout Shelby just contacted saying: "heeeeeeeeeeey didnt u suggs melissa make tote bags?" Doesn't this bia now have tote bags in her store on her site. I mean damn! Hello, how about a thank you. A good suggestion. Or even we're doing just that stay tuned. Mind you, I never expected to a return email, but if you're gonna use my idea its common courtesy to say "Thank You" damnit! That's just fucking rude yo! Anyway, I won't be buying one cuz that's just what I do. I'll just go and buy another Laurel Burch. As for the link I had for her site (notice how I haven't mentioned it), it's ghost.
PhillyKat at 12:20:00 AM | Currently Watching: My soaps. Currently up, Port Charles. Yeah I like the hokey ones. Plus this soap features vampires. You know I go for vamps.
I was just watching MTV's new show, Punk'd and I was roflmfao. I love seeing good pranks, especially played on celebrities. Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz saying fuck was just too much for me. This 16 year old has a $350,000 car. A one in 200 Porsche roadster to be exact. Ashton, the host, got him for that and that alone. Shit, he better be squirreling money away before he winds up like Gary Coleman.
It was the prank on Justin Timberlake that had me almost in tears. It was wrong. Just wrong on so many different levels. Wrong and funny. Oh man to tell someone they're house and possessions in 3 different cities have been seized for back taxes. That's just wrong. They pretended to destroy his guitar. Said they seized his dogs. The poor thing was on the verge of tears, "You took my dogs?" (Enigma's thought: At least one was a little ass dog, they coulda took it. Ick! Cain't stand little dogs.) His best friend was no help. "The fucking house is worth $8 million!" He soooo wanted to hit the dude that was supposed to be the lead agent. Dude told him that he was handsome and young and could make the money back. Justin goes "Are you saying personal things to me?" Trace: "Yeah, he asked if he could get an autograph when you got here." Dude brings up Jermaine DuPri (or however you spell it) and Willie Nelson. Justin: "...cuz i feel like you're chastising me" *tears from me not JT* Oh po' po' Justin. At least he was a good sport. His mom and best friend set him up. If I were them, I'd beware cuz JT gon prolly get them back. (Can you imagine if they did this ish to Snoop? The entire segment woulda been ..."wait a *bleep bleep* how *bleep bleep* I might as well shoot y'all *bleep bleep* right now. *blllllleeeeeeeeeep* )
Current State of Being: Fluctuating. I've gone from being in a good mood to melancholia (ala bush) to feeling good again thanks to MTV.
Gonna end it here as to stay in a good mood.
Cya....hopefully
Ohhh, btw, Justin apparently has a Cadillac Escalade and a home in 3 cities. You think if I ho myself, he'd hook a sista up? They ran down a list of like 20 vehicles land and water that he owns. I'm saying...can I have one? I will get a license for one of those muthas. Oh and as they read the list of course Trace had something to say, "They're not even in your name." Oh, I'd really get his ass.
PhillyKat at 11:29:00 PM | Damn! My ISP had some serious issues yesterday. I lost my net connection last night. I was justa typing away and didn't know it. I also didn't know how long it was. Beware.
Currently Listening to: "You Don't Have to Call" by Usher. You know Usher saying mah nigga (actually he says nigger) just aint right. He can't pull it off. No one actually should, but he definitely can't. Is he a burbie kid? He sounds like a burbie kid. Burbie kids should chill on slang and colloquialisms. They just sound like Opie trynta be on point. Imagine, if you will, little Ronnie Howard saying "I'ma be with my niggas for real." *2 mouth smacks* Meh! Bad taste in my mouth. Oh glad that ended....ouuuuu Diana Ross' "Love Hangover." One of the few songs she ever recorded that's worth a listen. I'm sorry Ms. Thang's voice...uh....eh.
Currently Watching: I was watching "The Agency" until they tried ramming anti-Arab rhetoric down my throat. There was something about dismembered fingers. Wait can fingers be dismembered? Usually that word is used for limbs not digits. And why are fingers called digits? Is it cuz most people use them to count? Hmmmm I'll hafta look that up. But I digress... So, they thought the fingers may be Bin Laden's or his peeps. *sigh* Apparently one finger matches the dna of a dead guy dead for over a year killed in another country. Alright they have my interest. Then suddenly the dead guy is attacking the wives of G.I.s on army bases. Seems the dead guy has an identical twin. Blah Blah Blah terrorist. Blah Blah Blah. Man o man. Ever since The Twin Towers were brought down, someone always trynta blow us all the fuck up. I guess the next episode is gonna show people putting up plastic and duct tape.
Current State of Being: Same as on the 14th. So, uh, y'all never answered me on that kidnapping Orlando Bloom thing. I'll settle for Justin Timberlake though. Then again, David Fumero is closer. So yeah, someone figure the probability of my getting my hands on Bloom, Fumero, or Timberlake and making them my sex slaves and get back to me asap.
Ouuuu "Hot in Herre" has shuffled on.....funny thing.....I'm gettin cold. Lemme get up close and personal with the thermostat.
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Alright, I was thinking today, I do that from time to time. I must be stopped. Anywho, I started recanting to myself (shut up!) some funny things that have happened to me. Actually, I've been doing that since I shared my P.D. story yesterday. I was gonna tell you guys at least one thing, but blogger was having issues so I couldn't. Now, I've forgotten. Alas, poor memory. I knew it well.
You know what I wanna do. I wanna go see some male strippers so I can laugh at the women. That's the best part about seeing male strippers, watching other women. One time I laughed so hard I slipped off my stool and almost banged my head on the table. lmao Alright, that wasn't one of the stories I was gonna share, but if you laugh at my pain feel free...Freak! Anyway, one time ole girl was on stage gettin' a lap dance and she had holes aplenty in her pantyhose and no crotch. Oh yes she also had no panty lines. Why? No panties. Hair mo' lotty. I was like 'Oh noooooo an ObGYN view not for me!' She kept trying to push the dancers head between her legs. That shit was hilarious. He was running from her. Matter of fact all 4 of them were. They all said she didn't smell so fresh and so clean clean. Now, that makes you wonder, if she hadda been minty fresh would they have ventured down below? I didn't ask. I guess we'll never know. The one dude she was on came to our table to hide. I had to pretend I was his girlfriend to get this woman off of him. Dang and I can not remember his name. Oh well.
You know I talk a good game, but I'm a big chicken. If George Clooney came up to me right now and said 'I want you. I want you right now!' I'd be like....you want me to do what? lmao Then I'd probably run. I'm always running. I'm a running fool. I should be anorexic supermodelish thin with all the running I do. I'm just not attracted to the men who are typically attracted to me. Sucks monkey balls, but true. Oh by the by, I'd go like half a block before I realized I was running from GC and turn my beige ass right round. [random lyric: You spend me right round baby right round like record baby right round round round. - Dead or Alive]
K so back to Justin Timberlake....yes, I know I'm all over the place. shut up and go with the flow......if you know him, tell him to c'mere. LMAO See, Zac asked me if I had written any love poems. I had not. I sat down to try my hand at it (not a topic I'm good with), and I was failing miserably. I finally gave up and hit play on my keyboard. The cd in my rom happened to be Justified . While listening to Justin, my thoughts began to gel. I wrote 1 well 2 scribbles (you call them poems). I had to stop writing one to finish the other. A week later I wrote something else listening to Justified. The last scribble I know I didn't plagarize at all cuz I know what inspired it. The other 2 I'm only 99.99% sure I didn't. Yeah, I know thats sure enough for anyone. But that .01% irks. So, like I said, tell that boy I said c'mere.
ENIGMA'S SPECIAL SECTION OF WTF R THEY?
WTF (this w is where not what) is Nelly Furtado? Some people come out with new albums too quickly, but not our Nelly. She figures 3+ years between albums is a good thing. If only Alicia Keys would wait that long. No longer. *big wishful eyes* Oh if only she finds God and takes a vow of silence and joins a nunnery in the wilds of some nation state yet to form never to be heard of again. praying hands Oh wait, did I say that aloud? Bad E! Bad E! Don't worry I'll spank myself later. Unless of course you have that Orlando Bloom information I requested.
rt: ouuuu "The Remedy" by Jason Mraz. I like this song. He was on Last Call w/Carson Daly so I downloaded. Good song. Go buy it.
Ever heard of the group from the 80s, Curiosity Killed the Cat? I loved them. Ben, the lead singer, was the man. His voice is smoov man. Me lovey'd Ben and his little skinny ass.
rt2: ouu! I just saw this football player that left the Eagles for the Jacksonville Jaguars. My sister met him said she wanted me to meet him. She said he was choco and cute but she didn't say that cute! Gatdamnit! That bia made me miss my sugar daddy. I may just hafta slice her. Where's my plastic knife?
rt3: ouu "Bring It On" by Blaque f. JC Chasez. I know I've mentioned this guy's voice before but gatdamn! This fucker could sing a woman nekkid. That's a dangerous power to have. JC must've escaped here in a pod. Damn pod people! And he gotta hella nose. Wooo and long eye lashes. Lawd....I need ice. brb
Alright where was I...shit I dun forgot wth I was talkin' 'bout. Alright note to self, when blogging leave JC's voice and Justin' bottom lip (mmmmm that lip shivers me timber) out of playlist. K, I'm laughing at myself now. I gotta dirty li'l mind cuz what I just did to the that kid's last name in my head was wrong. Just plain ole wrong. Funny as hell. But wrong. No. No, I won't share. Just take my word for it.
PhillyKat at 8:05:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Lay It On Me" by Heatwave. I'm in a smoov mood. I guess I'm in a smoov 70s mood. I love Heatwave. Hmm maybe they'll be up next. (random thought: my wrist is hurting. right where it was broken back when I was 13. damnit!)
Currently Watching: Farscape on Sci-Fi. When this thing started it was real crappola, but nothing that came on against it ever lasted. Now, it has it's interesting moments, and it's been cancelled. Isn't that always the way?
Current State of Being: Bored. Daydreamy. Disconnected. Oh yeah and horney...but I'll keep that to myself.
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I made some changes to some of my sections on the main page. Deleted some things (like Amerie's skank ass), added some things, and edited some stuff (thought I was gonna say things didn't you? c'mon admit. I threw you a curve.).
I'm off my Kevin Smith kick, hence my deleting it. I never did do my marathon. Oh well. I'm off movies completely right now. The Oscar crap is annoying me. None of the 'big' nominated movies interest me. I do want to see The Piano though. The rest of those movies...meh. I do hope Daniel Day wins. (Actually, I'd like Adrien Brody to win to be perfectly honest.) Not that I don't like Jack Nicholson. I'm just tired of him winning. He hasn't deserved the last 2 Oscars he's received imo. I think they just vote for him because he's Just Jack (Will & Grace comparison intended).
Man, I did absolutely nothing all day. I was disheartened yesterday when I found out the cut off date for my grant was last week. Oh well. So, today I just daydreamed. Unbelievably unproductive. I didn't write anything. Stories/books/scripts (you know its bad if you don't know wtf you're writing) are incomplete, no new ideas...I just zoned. Just fantasized. Ahhhh.
Man, I'm gonna hafta get a p/t gig if I can find one. (Isn't quite easy at this time.) Lawd help me. I may have to go into retail.....awww heyll no what am I saying? That is not gonna happen. I may just take pictures of my breast and start up tatalicious.com or bigtitties4U.com. Make it a pay site. Make these 2 big albatrosses on my chest earn their keep. They've been leaching off of me quite long enough!
I wish my mom hadda been one of those 'nah honey chile you know you gotta get a rich man.' Instead, she was a 'fuck 'em! I'll do it myself' type of dame. Goddamn independence! Who needs it? I WANT A SUGAR DADDY! He doesn't even have to be that sweet. He can be a sweet'n low daddy. Equal even. Sucrose Daddy. Shit I don't care. He works. I stay home. I can cook. I can hire a maid and make sure she cleans. "Alice! The windows hon. The windows." I'd do the parttime volunteer thing too. Have my little charities and what not. Ahhhh. Yeah boy! That's the life.
But nooooooo. Men find me intimidating. 'Dang Cleophus, dis girl be smart and purdy.' Gatdamnit! I gotta move. I'm tired of Philadelphia any damn way. Oops! I just told y'all where I was...I'll be editing the section on me in a few days. Oh well. Where was I? Yeah, I gotta move (that needed repeating). I wanna go to Wyoming. I dunno if there are any brothers in Wyoming, but hell I don't even care anymore. My grandmom was a Cherokee. My granddad was Tuscarora, Crow and Blackfoot. My peoples up there some damn where. I'll find them! Shit, gimme a 'white' guy if he looks like JT or GC (go to the watchin men's section). I'm relaxing my 'no pink dick' (yeah I said it) rule. Brothers are getting on my nerves! Damn scarey assholes.
Alright, let me explain the whole P.D. thing quickly. I was a teen and very proud to say a virgin. I was on the bus. The bus stopped. I looked out the window and there was the guy from a newsstand standing there peeing. When he stopped he just let it hang there. I was horrified. It was the ugliest damn thing I'd ever seen. Bright bright...man I'm talking neon 80s bright...pink. Mary Kay ain't got this shade of pink. I mean P~I~N~K~ pink! It had tuffs of black hair. Man his schlong was groodie. Ever since then, I've had a policy, 'No Pink Dick.' Mind you that wasn't the first time I'd seen a white guys piece (thats a whoooole nutha story) nor the last (yet again a nutha story...question...Why do white guys like to show complete strangers their penis'? If you know, please comment and tell me.), but it's the one that unfortunately made a lasting impression. Boy, that's the first time I've ever told anyone that. Thanks for listening.
Alright, I've been babbling like a..a....a....a chick who babbles. So, I'm out.
Peace & Blessings my lovelies (wtf ..... ok I need rest). I'm out!
PhillyKat at 11:24:00 PM |
I just had a good laugh (and I sooooo needed it....read yesterday's blog). I wanna share it. Weight Watcher's recipe cards circa 1974.
PhillyKat at 1:13:00 AM | Current State of Being: Pissed the fuck off!!! I hate people who do not think without speaking. Yes, I know, everyone has or can have those moments but few always have those moments. Those few are idiots. My sister, Stephanie (aka mouf), has got to be the dumbest fuck on the face of the planet. She is always saying something that she feels justified in saying which is either petty, malicious, or just plain dumb. When I call her on it, I seem to be the only person in her life that has ever done this including my parents, which is exactly why she is the way she is, I'm the bad guy. My mom had guilt about her. She covered ish up for her, mandated people not to say shit to her cuz of her precious little feelings, and lied for her......constantly. BTW, mouf is 12 years my senior. Yeah. Exactly.
What has she said to piss me off today? Glad you asked. I walked passed her in the breakfast room and she says, "You know with the sand storms they have over there, they're gonna get their asses kick." I ignored her and kept walking. I don't really talk much and when I do I don't really talk to Mouf cuz she doesn't listen. Plus, I just don't feel like talking now. She comes in from the kitchen, hears a commercial for the 11pm news, which of course mentioned 'war', and repeats her sand storm bit and adds something (I was trying not listening). Then she says and I quote, "I hope they do go over there and get their asses kicked. It'll be like Vietnam. They didn't think the Vietnamese could fight. And they don't think they can fight either. They just need to go over there and get their asses kicked." Yes you read that right. No need to go back and re-read it.
I said, "No no because 'they' are not the ones going. 'They' just make the decisions." She attempted to stand her ground. So, I say, "So, you want people to go over there and get killed to prove a point?"
"No, that's not what I said."
"Yes, it is what you said." I repeated that "'They' go no where." To which she said, "Well yeah politicians don't go, but some of them do." Imagine a face. Imagine that face scrunched up. Yeah, that's me. "No 'they' go nowhere! You're hoping that the people in the service die for no reason."
"Well they shouldn't be over there. That's what they get."
"They should be over there if it's their job. If they get drafted, as the case may be, they will have to be there."
No response as I expected. Everytime she realizes that a) she has said something extremely stupid, petty, etc; and/or b) she is not gonna win with me (alright she never does but sometimes it takes her a bit to realize it) she shuts up. About a minute later what she will do is say something to herself as to change the subject. Then, a few minutes after that she'll ask me a question like she's trying to start an empty, fluff type of conversation. I take that as a way of gaging if I'm pissed or whatever. Well, I'm pissed.
[edit: I just went to Conundrums & Sh*t to vent but no one was there. I did post something that bears repeating... I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE MIND THAT THINKS THAT MAKES SENSE. And I should add that thinks that is a proper thing to say.]
PhillyKat at 11:13:00 PM | Currently Listening to: Some tune I'm making up in my head. I don't know what it is.
Currently Watching: Today's soaps. Currently up to bat: Passions
Current State of Being: I'm sleepy as heyll. I had less than 5 hours of sleep. I've been up for going on 12 hours, but it feels like 24. Plus, I'm supposed to go to AC (Atlantic City). I just wanna curl up and sleep like a cat in the shape of the letter 'c' with my head twisted round. Ahhhh double jointed...it's a good thing. LMAO And y'all wanna know why I go by Kat. *hmpf* Wouldn't mind spoonin', but alas I'd be a lonely spoon in the draw by myself. I need a massage. I also need some money, but what's new?
Here's a thought: Ever notice that when it's 2, it's spoonin', but when it's 1 it's the fetal position? It's like you revert to gestation. You become pre-baby. Damn society sucks! If you're alone, you're worse off than a baby. You can't even breathe for yourself. That's some fucked up shit. I8 now I'm gettin' ticked. lol Is it a woman? Is it an infant? No, it's Enigma, pre-baby. See told you I was sleepy.
Current State of Mind: Melancholy. I think our crazy pres. is gonna kill us all. If anyone survives, it's gonna be like Jeremiah (tv show starring Luke Perry and Malcolm-Jamal Warner on Showtime) or Night of the Comet. At any rate, it's not gonna be good people.
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Wooo I'm sleepy. I don't think I'll be seeing AC.
edit: why is geri halliwell a judge for 'all american girl'? can't we find our own hasbeens? oh wait they're on surreal life. n/m
PhillyKat at 6:37:00 PM |
I decided to check my guestbook and much to my surprise I got my first entry by someone who I don't know. So, thanks for signing E-gee and welcome to my brain. You poor poor man mmmwwhahahahaaaa *manical laughter ensuing to my head aches* (sidebar:Oh, jeez Don Johnson in trouble with the law again. What is with celebrities? Isn't being rich enough for them?)
But I digress, back to My people (y'all don't mind that I own you do you? lmao you know I have that ownership thing.) (sidebar: LAWD NO THE CHURCH HAS DISCOVERED TELECOMMUNICATIONS! I just got a telemarketing call from a church memeber wanting to share scripture. I was wondering why I hadn't been hiding from The Witnesses lately.) Digressing again...My girl FoJ left a little something for me. Me likey enough to make sure you read:
You see the light yet you are afraid to walk closer to it. The haunting images that take you towards the edge of creativity is compelling. Yet you refrane from the chances to be seen. As I aimlessly watch by and await for the truth that will set you free, set us free. I sip my clouded coffee in my blue jeans and t- shirt upon the rock and I wait for you. My Friend!
PhillyKat at 11:49:00 AM | Currently Listening to: the tv
Currently Watching: My soaps from yesterday. I gotta clear off my tape for tomorrow. lol
Best Thing That Happened Today: Talked on the phone to one of my best high school buds. She started talking and I heard all these names I haven't heard in years. It was in her house I was supposed to get my massage on the 8th. It was nice to catch up. Well, with her, I don't have much of a life so...
Funniest Thing I Read Today: Well not gonna cp the entire email, but suffice it to say that my insane friend, Karl, has taken his sick mind on the road. He was on vacation and meeting his girl's family when he did this.... (directly from the horses mouth..names changed to protect the innocent. lol):
We were sitting at a long table and one of her sisters friends came over to my side and sat down next to me. The guy looked
at me and said "How's it going?" I looked him dead in the face and said very loudly and serious look. "I HAVE A 10 INCH PENIS!!!" The poor guy just got up and walked very quickly back around the other side of the table. Kelly's sister who was his friend turned to Kelly and told her "Well we know why your happy." Her brother in law sitting next to me was practically pissing himself
laughing. I thought it only right to aploagize to the guy and tell him I just like to fuck with people.
Welp, that's my Karl! What's yours like?
Funniest linky pooh: Pumpkin Issues
Niterz kiddios. Gotta be up early tomorry! My door is being installed. Thats a story y'all do not wanna know. I'd be typing for days about my contractor/house improvement woes!
PhillyKat at 11:20:00 PM |
UPDATES IN LISTENIN AND MY SITES
PhillyKat at 1:29:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Wherever You Will Go" by The Calling. I like the words to this song.
If I could, then I would. I'll go wherever you will go.
Way up high or down low
I'll go wherever you will go
If I could turn back time,
I'll go wherever you will go.
If I could make you mine,
I'll go wherever you will go
Yes, I'm in that type of mood again. I just popped in a cd I made about a year or so ago and there it was. The first song was "It's Been Awhile" by Staind followed by "Criminal" by Fiona Apple. Now, its "Drive" by Incubus. Damn I make a nice flowing cd. LOL I guess I'm in an alternative mood. If I wanna hear good lyrics I look there. Whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there with open arms and open mind Sorry, I can't look to rock, pop, r&b, or hip hop for that (some exceptions, like U2, but few). I thought I found it in India.Arie, but alas no.
Currently Watching: Nuthin. TV's on, but I'm not watching it. It's muted. I need to just get up and light candles. Oh maybe some incense. (Ou Nickelback....Not like you to say sorry I was waiting on a different story. I've been wronged I've been down to the bottom of every bottle. These 5 words in my head scream 'are we having fun yet!?'.
My current playlist: "It's Been Awhile" - Staind; "Criminal" - Fiona Apple; "Wherever You Will Go" - The Calling; "Drive" -Incubus; "Control" or as Shelby calls it "Smack My Ass Song" by Puddle of Mud, "It's Been Awhile" - NickleBack; "Hemmorhage" - Fuel; "Lucky" - Bif Naked; "Long December" - Counting Crows; "Stuck in a Moment" - U2; "Crash" - DMB; "Kryptonite" - 3 Doors Down (I dunno y I have that on here); "Black Hole Sun" - Soundgarten; "Everything You Want" - Vertical Horizon (I really liked these guys. Wonda whats up with 'em.); "Crawling" - Linkin Park (so far so good on new cd); "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana; and "Bittersweet Symphony" - Verve
Best Lyric in the Bunch: Hike up you skirt a little more and show your world to me "Crash" Dave Matthew Band
Worst Omission: No Goo Goo Dolls. hmmm Oh Well. I really like Johnny Rzenick's "I'm Still Here" Matter of fact, I may just have to play that.
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Well that was a crap load of typing to say absofuckinglutely nothing. I will admit I'm worried about this crazy ass president dessimating my family. One of my nieces told me yesterday that she keeps getting phone calls from Army and Marine recruiters. About 4 or so years ago she contemplated going into the Coast Guard. She passed all the necessary tests. I dunno why she didn't go, but now they want her. I will take her ass to Canada myself.
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
UUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
*sigh* Well, everyone should be able to hear the file on main page, but now either blog is taking its sweet old time updating or the file is f.u.b.a.r. (fucked up beyond all recognition). damnit damnit damnit
edit: 9:09.....yeah the file is working!
PhillyKat at 8:49:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Senorita" by Justin. I was listening to Mystikal, but it was only serving to make me even more hype.
Currently Watching: the News. Boomtown just went off.
Current State of Being: PISSED THE MUTHA FUCK OFF! This has been a bad weekend. I have accomplished nothing. All I wanna do is forget this bday weekend...heck week! Compaq tech's managed to get me to f'up my system even more than it was. I just don't wanna get into it. Plus, I don't have tix to see Justin and Xtina. Auntie Flo, the destroyer of life, caused me to miss my massage. Then Mouf's normal behavior. I just..mayn I just don't know. Shiiiit, I may go back and listen to "Bouncin' Back" But not on here though, cuz I can't see the players. I can't hear a gatdamn thing on my site. Yea me! I wanted this weekend to end so badly, I woke up this morning thinking it was Monday. I8 gonna hafta stop listening to Justin for a bit cuz I'm feeling sad now. What song is this? *rhetorical* It's making me lonely.
Alright I'm out. Ticked off. Lonely. Sad. Jeesh! I'm feeling downright pitiful.
PhillyKat at 11:10:00 PM |
All I wanna say right now is that the tech support people for Compaq Computers are stupid. That's all.
PhillyKat at 10:35:00 PM |
Alright so I didn't go to bed. I decided to do some C&S stuff before retiring. Then I got carried away and decided to change the audio files which entailed extracting, ul, and then linking. ez but time consuming.
Meanwhile (back at the ranch), I go in the kitchen with my dishes (approx. 3.5 hrs after I walked out so you know the plate is crusty) and saw moufs bags (had forgotten about them). Considering she wasn't back yet. I decided to go in and make sure she didn't leave perishables on the floor. She did. She left her meat out. So, I said "I8 this dumbass I'll put this away."
She comes in like 15 ago and I go why would you put your bags on the floor and leave meat out. She says I didn't, I gave it to you. (She asked...no told cuz mouf doesn't know how to ask she thinks people should just do things for her cuz she's Queen Stephanie and everybody loves her...to take 2 white bags in and put them in the fridge. After giving her a hard time for not letting me know she was going to the market, I took the 2 bags from her...the same 2 bags she tried to hand me earlier. Note that cuz it comes back up)..I told her she gave a bag with eggs and a bag w/lemons and limes. All the while thinking, OH NO THIS HEFFALUMP DIDN'T! "No, I didn't. I gave you...." Now mind you I began to get pissed. How in the hell are you gonna tell me what I had in my hand? "Did you hear what I said? YOU GAVE ME EGGS AND LEMONS!" "Well, I originally...." Cut this right in the bud I did. "You only handed me something one time, thus you originally gave me eggs and lemons goddamn." "Well I must have put them in the bag cuz at first I was handing you 2 white bags...." "You did. Eggs and lemons/limes" "...I must've picked up the wrong bag." I8 let's go back to that note...hoooo How 'bout the only 2 white bags on the floor were the ones she handed me? How 'bout the bag with her sausage in it wasn't even on top of the bag I found it in so there's no way she had 'just' stuck it in there? How 'bout her turkey chops weren't in any bag so her whole point in moot cuz her dumbass still woulda left meat on the floor?
Remember when I told y'all mouf got issues when admitting she's wrong and thinks she knows all? Mmm Hmmm (Now she looking for onions..how da fuck do u loose onions?) Anyway, if I were like Deborah, my mom, I woulda been jumping up and down with my blood pressure boiling saying she was calling me a liar...and technically she was.
Boy oh boy. Mystikal don't know what he did by recording Bouncin' Back. He just doesn't know.
PhillyKat at 1:52:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Lap Dance" by NERD. Why? Cuz it's on my main page (Sanity) that's why. I love the lyrics. "It's so real how I feel. It's this society that makes a ni**er wanna kill. Or get straight ill riding my motorcycle down the streets. While the government, they sounding like strippers to me." Now how many of y'all thought it was about real lap dances? Only thing I can stand hearing Pharrell sing in.
Currently Watching: nupin
Currently Feeling: Kinda pissed off for a variety of reasons. Guess I've been in a so-so mood ever since I found out that the tix to see Justin and Xtina went on sale this morn and the only seats left are like a city block away. 2 shows were announced but only one is being sold and only one is on the concert listing for the venue.
Then mouf comes up in here and leaves her food shopping on the floor near the fridge and leaves like I'm supposed to put her shit away for her. She asked me if I wanted to go to the movies. I didn't...nuthin to see. She did not, however, ask me if I wanted to go shopping. She does this shit. She goes and buys her crap, fills up MY fridge/freezer, then I can never fit anything in there. Well she left her shit there. She can move it. I am no ones maid.
I'm also pissed at blogger cuz it's not updating my template, hence the error for the audio file. Originally, I had forgotten to change all the code, but I've done that and it still will not play. Irksome I tell you. Just irksome.
[edit: I don't believe this mofo just updated. Blogger be trynta front on a sista.]
Currently Thinking 'bout: Taking my beige ass to bed. Think I will.
PhillyKat at 11:26:00 PM |
Hee I just read a comment by Shrink made on here (3/7) and it got my warped little mind a working. He stated wouldn't it be something if a bunch of entertainers were to be drafted. I wondered what they might say if they either received the card and ran or if they actually went into service. Find my thoughts below.
DMX (terminally late in the army as revelry is being played): u don't know who i be!
Bone Thugs: yo mayn i'm at a x-roads. mexico or canada?
Nelly: if you wanna come and take a ride with me cuz i'm crossin over into canada. oh why must it be this way? huhsh must be buhsh
NERD: Who? Bush you want me? Who? Bush you want me?
Missy: Why I gotta do drills? I've had my fill? Lemme know if I can go. Cuz a chick got dough.
I8 I don't know enough rap songs or lyrics to any more.
PhillyKat at 8:18:00 PM |
Currently Laughing at: Myself again. Why? Cuz I sang part of the theme song to Marsupalami for one straight hour almost. Why? Well, I was comparing someone's hair cut to bristly down or fur on one of those little rodenty animals. Well I meant guinea pigs but the Marsuplami cartoon came to mind and well....that's all it took for me to go..
Marsupalami got me running through the jungle
Gotta tale to tell you
Hava swinging time
Say hooba.....
lmao....ahh u had to be in my head! ROFLMAO
PhillyKat at 2:20:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "I Get Lonely" by Janet Jackson. Awww heyll this is my ish! Who does not love this song? I dunno, but they're nuckin futs. Velvet Rope is Janet's creative watershed. It's her best compilation of songs ever.
I looked forward to All For You, but it fell flat. If VR was filet mignon, it was a happy meal. Nah maybe not that bad but it fell. It took weeks, nay months, for me to warm up to it and I still didn't get above luke warm. I stopped listening to it....wait....I never really did listen to it. I uploaded "Son f a Gun" and Truth" and called it a day.
She's in the studio now working on a cd that should be released by October. I hope she steps up her game. Bring back that fighter from "Rhythm Nation" and leave the wimp at home. AND I could stand not to hear her giggle or moan in or between every damn song too. Those interludes are annoying as hell.
Currently Watching: Trakker starring Adrian Paul. Any chance to see Adrian in his briefs is, to quote Janet, "Alright with me!" The show had just started getting good when it was cancelled. Well I guess I shouldn't say cancelled cuz it may be on somewhere. But I doubt it.
Oppski Moment: Since I opened my presies early, I forgot that I did get 2. My J sent me 3 movies (Eeeee!) and Stephanie got me a pair of sandals that I had picked out and forgot about. (Eeee!) Plus My Michelle (that's what I call my sister Chellie..My Michelle...see I must have ownership. lmao) said we're going out to din din at the end end of the month month. Awwww Yeah! Happy True New Year.
Question: How would you react if you received an email or comment from someone famous (or infamous) that you've made not so glowing comments about in your blog? Would it change the way you blog? If you would please answer in the comments, I'd appreciate it.
Me? I'd probably laugh depending how they came at me. I doubt very seriously, that I would alter my comments previous or future though. I write like I type; hence, the fragments, run ons, snarkiness, etc etc etc. It's just me.
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I'm a little bit excited to see if this guy posts anything on that site I posted a couple of days ago. (edit: i stopped smoochin long enuf to say the site is gone. apparently server problems. hmmmm sounds ify to me)
Oh I continued with my grant search today. I hope I can find atleast 3 to apply for. I'm getting an understanding of RFPs but I don't think I'll quite understand them for a few months.
I'm a little worried cuz I haven't written anything. Not that I don't have things on my HD or disk that need tweeking or sussing out, but I haven't done anything. I think about it, but I don't do it. I need motivation. Actually, I think its fear. Nah, I lie. I know its fear. I don't like rejection...like someone out there does. Heck, I dunno. One of y'all may. FREAKS! But I digress, fear of rejection plays a part of why I haven't done anything. I can not abide the thought of not being good enough. I've come to the realization that fear has run most of my life and been the determining factor in almost every major decision I've made. That has got to stop! And it will.
Smooches, E
PhillyKat at 11:03:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Everybody Wang Chung" by uhhh what was there name? oh yeah. Wang Chung, lol. My favorite part is at the end "will you tell me what a wang chung issss?" That tickles me for some reason. But y'all know me. Like a kat to yarn. Like a kat to yarn. ouuuu a shiney thing....zoom....i'm off!
Currently Watching: Comic View on BET, but ...
Currently Laughing at: Myself. I'm simple. LMAO Sometimes I write or say something that makes me giggle. The last thing was on the 5th...'Gimme dat belly boy!' Why does that tickle me? I dunno. It just does.
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How was my birthday? boring. boardering on miserable. I have the curse of the red demon going on right now. Plus, it rained and sleeted all day. To top it off, I thought Dubya, Court Jester of Ramalamadingdong, was about to declare war on my birthday. Instead, he decides he's gonna institute the draft and draft women. Well as I told Shelby, "well all those crazy ass bitches who fought for the 'right to die' for their country should all be sent. i dont care how f'n old they are." I think he did this because of all the protests that went on this week. I figure a helluvalotta births gon be going on in 9-12 months. I currently have .....SHIT I JUST FOUND OUT THE DRAFT IS TO AGE 34 or 35! I'm moving....8 nieces and 1 nephew (and myself) between 18-35. That ain't even cute.
Well I hope all those that are in school overseas stay there. I think the 20something celebs should find that a South American tour would behoove them, especially my baby. You know how the press would love it if another Memphis boy were drafted to fight for his country.
PhillyKat at 1:52:00 AM | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
well somebody's gotta do it. lmao
PhillyKat at 5:01:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Something Like You" by *Nsync. Shelby sent me this file. Theres a harmonica solo. Everytime I hear a harmonica I think its Stevie Wonder. Good Gawd J.C. Chasez can sing! Man if I were his woman he'd never have to talk. Or if we we're having an arguement, he could end it by just busting out in song. It would go like this....me: 'Listen damnit! I'm tired.." him: *la la la..insert a song here like "The One" by Elton John or "La La La Means I Love You" by the Stylistics* me: "I love you. You want a back rub or a sandwich or something?" LMAO I'm from Philadelphia...you know a Phila native can make some hellified sandwiches. Gimme dat belly boy!
Currently Watching: YEEEEEAAAAAAAAA CHRIS WON! I'm talking I'm a Celebrity Get Me Outta Here! The 2 I wanted to be left standing were Chris and Melissa and I got my way. Chris is really a good guy. I'm so sorry he got hurt. That's so sad. I guess Chris wasn't light enough. I've been there.
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My friend, Dave, who has never seen fit to venture his ass to my site let alone read my blog the asshole, posted a link to a site that has me fascinated. If you're a conspirarcy theorist, you'll love it. Not sure if I buy it though. Here are the links: first read and then try this site: http://www.8march2003.com/ (hyperlink and blogger giving me headaches. that or the site was taken down that fast)
Btw, I wear my sunglasses at night. I wear my sunglasses at night. I cry to you. I wear my sunglasses at night. Yup winamp has gone 80s..hee...ouuuuu Cyndi Lauper.
Peace & Blessings, Me
PhillyKat at 11:19:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Break of Dawn" by Michael Jackson. I must admit. I felt that Invincible showed that Mike could still sing. It didn't sell well supposedly so I guess I'm kinda alone in that feeling. Mind you I only like 5 songs, but they're good. They're not kinda sorta songs. Maybe Mike needs to just write for other people. I really wish he and Randy would collaborate again. They were a good team. Randy is actually more talented when it comes to writing. At least he was. I dunno about now.
Oouu "Money For Nothin' (I Want My Mtv)" by Dire Straits just shuffled on. Gonna put me on an 80s kick.
Currently Watching: that Salem Witch movie (part 2) on NBC. Alright.....I so didnt pay attention to the end cuz I was jamming. winamp kickin some bootay!
Number 1 & 2 Pet Peeves: Liars. I hate a liar. I also hate someone who constantly wants to be right or pretend like they know everything (and when you call them on it point a finger and say no 'thats u"...how's it me when u da one talkin shit?) Anyway, one of my sister's embodies both of these pet peeves. Why do you think they're 1 and 2? It ain't a coinky dink. She goes to a family members house to drop off her bday card and brings back cake. a) She knows I don't like cake for the most part and am not eating any sweets (she is an enabler. She just can't bare the idea of being fat alone.) b) I'm guessing she thinks I'll give it to her. I won't. Now when she walked out of here, she knew was going there. And knew I had forgotten to mail cards. (Let me preface this by saying this is a person who's mouth is never shut. Constantly talking. Constantly isn't even a good word. Think of a word that is more constant than constant and more always than always and you'll have it.) So when I said, "Why didn't you come and get my cards," she got all indignant and fussy (another one of her annoying traits). "Cuz I didn't wanna come back and go out. I've been out all afternoon." "So, why didn't you just say you were going there when you left." "How am I supposed to know you haven't seen _____. I don't know what y'all do." (That last bit is true. But considering I have only been out the house 1x in 2 weeks and I was with her that first bit was a straight up lie.) I was like thats a bs excuse. "No it's not" "Yes it is. You want me to know everywhere else you go. Why didnt you say you were going there?" NO ANS. Now going back to my first question of 'why didnt u let me know,' what is wrong with 'I forgot' or 'I thought I had?' Nothing right?
Something is seriously wrong with her brain. No really there is. I'm not joking. From blackouts, to memory loss. She will say she doesn't know or remember something she's known all her life and then turn around and stand you down saying she didnt say that. I'm contemplating walking around with a tape recorder in my pocket at all times. I actually talked to someone in the psych. profession and described her behavior cuz I thought she was friggin schizo or had the onslaught of alzheimers or something. They said it sounds more like a...a...damnit I forgot. I remember the words fugue and dementia. Here's the thing....she goes around telling people it's me. LMAO. I dunno...maybe this is what happens to a creative mind after 30 years of drug use/abuse. Or is this how all middle children behave as adults if they still feel 'less' or think 'they liked/loved you best' bs (even if its true...hee!). If so, GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
wow! didn't know I was gonna type all that.
PhillyKat at 11:45:00 PM |
man i came here to write something an hour ago and now i forgot what. po' po' me. (btw, its not a good thing to be po' po'd...that's how i give out pity. i mostly just po' po' chris. he needs po' po'n often.) anyway, onward and upward as i never say.
Currently Listening to: "Rescue Me" by Madonna. This is Ma when no one could touch her imo. She's very attainable now if you ask me. I'm hoping she's dumped William Orbit and the Orbital Sound for her next cd. AND I hope the clip I heard of her rapping was either a joke or will be mixed low. Seems like a desparate salvage attempt. Next to Prince I have more Madonna than any one. Hell, I gotta count, I may have more Ma than Prince.
Currently Watching: Nuppin. The tv's off. I'm a good li'l Enigma. Nah actually I'm tired and Carson ain't got ish goin on for me.
Squeal (Eeee!) Moment *insert cheesy grin*: We finally got information on *Nsync's Charity for the Children. I've been wanting to go to a celeb game since Dan Cortes was on Mtv hosting RocknJocks. Apparently *Nsync hosts a celeb game every year. Wish it weren't in Florida, but hey. It's 3 days long. I dunno what the events are but I hope its fun and I hope we get tickets. I hear they sell out quickly. Part (or all) of it is in Ft. Lauderdale. I gotta call my cousin. Gee, I hope he still manages a resort. A sista could use a discount. lmao I hope Missy performs or w/e. I wanna see her up close. lol Don't ask me why.
I wanna wish Tia a Happy Birthday...like she'll read this. She doesn't read my blog. *sigh* Where is the lub? Damn if "Where Is the Love" ain't in my head now. Who sang that song? Some old head. Oh well.
edit @ 2:03a....ytf am i still puttering around as sleepy as i am? i dunno. anyway, i just came from sammy's place and laughed myself stupid. lmao anyway mouf came in and turned on the tv. i saw a commercial...get this...they're doing a world wide seance to contact princess diana. LMAO wooo lawd that added to sammy's blog exercised my abs big time. u know i'm gon watch that shit right? i may even pop some popcorn or something. shiiit, i may even bring out my cards. i wonda if ms. cleo is gonna be there. diana caaaaalllllll me nooooowwwwww. rofl
PhillyKat at 1:12:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "The Greatest Romance That's Ever Been Sold" Neptunes Remix by Prince feat. Q-Tip I ain't no thug tonight. I'm a stay home and make love tonight. Hee The lyrics tickle me. Still I like this remix better than the original. Hmm maybe I'll put on "Pussy Control," a song I've taken way too literally. lmao
Currently Watching: You. I can see you through my monitor. F big brother...It's big sis you need to watch out fo....HEY! You there! Getch yo' gatdamn clothes on and stop touching that. That's just nasty
Oh...a thought but not random...I watched the awards again. They always repeat. I noticed Justin Timberlake admired Amerie's stank ho costume. (The only reason why you wear that ish out is to say to some man..any man...You can fuck me if you have the dollas. Holla!) Then I noticed Mr. JT was sitting next to her later on in the show when he hadn't been earlier. Then at the end when they panned the audience before closing, there were 2 empty seats. I didn't see Mr. JT...I figured he had to be the lightest thing in the first few rows. Does the boy work fast? hmmmm good question.
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Didn't exercise today. Feeling guilty eventhough it was my day off. WTF is happening to me? I've been invaded. Lawd I hope I don't have a pod.
I made some killer, literally, chili yesterday. Its hot yo. I don't like hot. I'm ret to tell Rudy to come get this mess. Nah it ain't that hot but sweet mary! I keep forgetting that when I sent Mouf out to get me some pasilla peppers she bought back pasilla and chili mixed. So, I wind up putting in extra chili peppers. That ain't cute! I ate some and had to water it down. Ain't that a biatch!
Random lyric wafting through my cerebal cortex: "It must be the asss that got me like damn. And if it get any fatter man the Rule gonna hafta get at her." Yeeeeah. uh, here's the thing.....I'm a woman and rumor has it you get high off of X and get rammed up the rear. So, ummmm, let's keep this ish platonic. Aight? You know what's funny? One of the versions of "Ain't It Funny" that I have has Ja singing: Baby is that you're girlfriend? I got my boyfriend. Maybe we can be friends. LMAO Why in the world would he do that? Glad Jennifer sang that part herself when it was released. Did I just say I was glad JLo sang something? I must be ill. Lemme go take my temp.
Oh speaking of Jenny Lo...Chris Judd is such a little sweety. Anyone watching I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here? I hope either Chris or Melissa wins because they're both playing for The Make a Wish Foundation.
I8...Something about vampires is on. You know I'm there.
Random Thought: I MISS EASTENDERS! My local PBS station took it off. The bastards
PhillyKat at 11:50:00 PM | Currently Listening to: nuthin' I was listening to Amerie singing "Talkin' to Me," but she was killing her own damn song. Absolutely horrible. My little pseudo-niece, Katharine..9yrs, called her radio girl. I agreed. She doesn't need to be off it. I mean ewwww. I sing better than that. I'll give her props for singing live but she no should do dat no mo. wooo lawd She was hard on the ears. She got that contract eitehr cuz she's ez on the eyes, back, knees, or some combination. damn!
Currently Watching: Ode to Nelly on the Soul Train Music Awards. I'm glad he was up early cuz I'll be turning in 15. Oh Nelly's entertainer of the year...that's cool. WTF is up with the teefusis Nelly? Looks like he blacked out one. And he's all smiles. Awww he's verclemped. I'll talk amongst myself. Oh, I gotta say this: LL Cool J performed. I had no reaction. No, I lied by the end I had a negative reaction. Why? He looks more like he did when we were teens. I didnt like him when we were teenagers. I'm gonna have to start disliking him now.
Random Thought: Did I already r.t. about Pharell of the Neptunes singing ability or lack there of? I think I did. If not, SOMEONE PLS tell dat boy he cain't sing!
R.T.2: My tummy hurt.....YES IT'S MUSIQ SOUUUL CHILLLLD. dang he singing the I'm not impressed more or less song. WTF does that mean? See he and I would be arguing right there. Yo' ass is not gon come to me telling me you love me and then turn round and say 'you're not impressed more or less by models'. Your ass not s'pose to be watching models. NOTE TO MEN: Do not bring up other women (that you know or not including celebs) while professing your love to you're woman. Enigma's advice of the day.
Alright I lost my train of thought. Perhaps, because I never boarded that damn train and was just babbling incessantly like..like..like someone who babbles incessantly. lmao.
R.T.3: jigga wha? Justin Timberlake? I didn't know JT was gon be up on this thing. gat dayum! Well, his skinny ass (SOMEONE PLEASE FEED JUSTIN) has 9 minutes before my movie comes on. I watched his new video again and I was too mad at him. He looks like he's 140lbs soaking wet. At 6'2" he's needs to be heavier. O LAWD JLO AINT SINGING IS SHE? THANK GAWD (oh that was a r.t. in a r.t.) He (oh rt.in a rt again....JLO is more covered than Amerie) can eat more. I've seen him heavier. His mama needs to travel with him and make his ass eat.
Oh see I guess this whole blog is gon be about the awards...cuz wtf is Queen Latiffah wearing? She looked good at the Golden Globes and the Grammys comes home and fucks up. How dat happen? Why dat happen?
Nelly singing that damn sneaker song. I know it got Nike to make some Air Nelly's or w/e the hell they're making for him but dayum. I'm turning on my horror now. F this ish. Mermaid here I come.
EDIT: I've decided that I'm gonna start my own awards. Shelby was right. Everyone has one, why not us? So look out for the link to the Skrait from da Skreet or Skrait Up Ghetto Awards link. Coming soon.
Random lyric wafting through my cerebal cortex: "Good gracious! Ass is bodacious" Don't ask me. I do not know. I do know that my big asseded (not a typo...her ass requires an extre 'ed') sister got up and walked in the opposite direction. Hmmm I wonder if I start singing "My dingaling" will a big d....oh nevermind.
PhillyKat at 9:03:00 PM |
