unraveling the enigma...sorta
SAME DAY BUT IN THE PM:
k, the music was gone for a bit. i had a helluva time gettng it back. i think it was bootleg iex. not to mention i couldn't hear it on this page but shelby could. wtf is that? i'm not changing codes anymore. just files. it took over 2hrs to get this working. i'm tired. i was about to drink.
PhillyKat at 7:13:00 PM |
Currently Watching: some comic on Conan O'Brien and wonderin' where's Conan
**edit: i just found out (thanks to access hollywood) that it was letterman.....see how tired i was i couldn't tell.
Reason to do my Dance of Joy: I got music up on my site. Hot damn! Y'all don't know how long this took me. I mean really!
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alright, i'm sleepy and tired and i'm going to bed. cya
PhillyKat at 12:21:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Worthy Of" by Justin T. just shuffled onto winamp. It's the bonus from the Japanese release of Justified. Sucks they got it and we didn't, but I've ranted on about that though. IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF HOWEVER!
Currently Watching: XXX (that's Triple X the movie not porn....hmmm got any?) I've seen this travesty already. Wooo lawd is it ever stupid. 'Well if it's so dumb why u watching it then?' *sista head turn w/suck teeth sound* Cuz it ain't nuthin else on biatch. f' u anyway dayum! It's my gatdamn television!
Random Thought in 3-2-1: MY THIGHS HURT! The upper thigh hip area mostly. Those damn leg lifts for the adducter muscles or whateva u call 'em. They take their toll. I gotta find an aerobic thing I can stick to besides belly dancing. sidebar: Did I tell you I was belly dancing? No. Um, k...forget I mentioned it then. I know return me to my regularly unscheduled bullshit....duuuuuuuuuu (did you make the ebs sound? I know you did)...Can't do Tae Bo no mo (hee I rhymed). Why? Not telling. Just trust me. It ain't pretty. It just ain't...arms and tata's errwhere...so not fem. I don't do aerobics. All that bouncing and arms up and down. shiiiiit My breasts are entirely too large and I do not dig sweatin to the oldies wit a bunch of women. Feel me?
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I8 well what do I have to say tonight? na ni na ni bo bo I got nuthin. Peace....oouuuuuu Justin and Bubba Sparxxx just shuffled on. mmmm me likey dis song. Almost makes Bubba sexy. Shit am I high?
PhillyKat at 11:30:00 PM | oh i've got 1 more thing to say...and it ain't sashay chante.......tyson is playin' himself. he's coming off as a prissy little bitch ass diva. boo hoo where's my manager. boo hoo where's my lawyer. boo hoo i want my mommy. Butch Up asshole!
PhillyKat at 9:35:00 PM |
Currently Watching: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Well I've done a complete 360 on Melissa and Nikki. Plus, I like their charities, Make a Wish and Special Wish respectively. Chris Judd also has Make a Wish. So, I want one of the 3 of them to win. screw the rest of 'em
i8 I gotta go to bed now. I'm fading fast.
PhillyKat at 9:28:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 6:53:00 PM | YES I'M EDITING AGAIN: Did y'all see ReRe (Aretha Franklin)? WTF is she wearing? look like a new age table cloth with stars embroidered on it! (o fuck! norah dun won again. somebody(ies) was givin head on her behalf yo! this goes to show that most of the music released last year was mediocre at best..i need to trademark that. back to rere) Aretha only looked presentable when she was married to Glynn Turman. He musta fired her stylist or picked out her clothes or something cuz as soon as they split, she was back to looking shit. The 1 time....I mean 1 time....she looked good was when she took Placido Domingo's place and sang w/e she sang on some award show that time. She was covered up and was tasteful. Somebody else musta picked that out too.
PhillyKat at 10:53:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 10:35:00 PM |
Currently Watching: the grammy's. lawd lawd lawd i'm more bored than a little bit. i wish they'd hurry up with the salute to the clash and the bee gees. i'm glad my baby, eminem, won best rap album. ohh and my little baby, j tim, looks gooood. mmmm i saw lenny kravitz yesterday looking good. now justin. all i need is to see the rock's thighs and i'll be in heaven. still don't know wtf dustin hoffman was doing on the show. he embarrassed himself.
edit: k...bhbr (big headed belly rubber) as my niece calls her aka ashanti just took the stage. she has on a very niece sequined gown. the skirt is sheer. i guess no one told her it should've been fully lined or that she needed a slip cuz she looks like a tack head playing dress up. you couldn't tell 'til the lights hit her. SHIT I FORGOT EM IS PERFORMING. lawd i gotta stay up.
Currently Grateful About: not picking up those tickets for the grammy's. i'd be in the audience sleep and drooling. not a pretty picture y'all. not a pretty picture.
PhillyKat at 10:22:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Mama Used to Say," by Junior. I got on an 80s kick a few days ago, but almost all my 80s is on vinyl (12" remixes and ish). I don't have a stand alone cd burner, quite frankly I don't have the space for it, but I want one. I have alot of vinyl and cassettes that need converting. I went through my albums and then dl'd some of the songs (if I could find them). I'm still trying to get "Don't Stop the Music" by Yarborough & Peoples. I've been jammin. *singing: Let it whip. let's whip it baby. let it whip. freaky behavior its a funky new wave ah (neva knew what the barkays were sayin there) murphys law sure out to getcha rock rock to the planet rock dont stop.* THATS MY OWN LITTLE REMIXY THERE. ou ou Notorious by D2 just shuffled on. *singing: no no notorious...dont ask me to bleed about it. i need this blood to survive. u own the money, u control the witness...i leave u lonely don't monkey with my business. u pay the profits to justify your reasons. i heard you promise, but i don't believe it. thats y do it again. no no notorious!* awwww yeah. i8 its 130a and i'm lookin for a party. gon have my own. cya
PhillyKat at 1:23:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Feels So Good," by Jamiroquai. I can not say this enough..if you don't know anything but "Virtual Insanity," you're cheating yourself. I'd rather listen to them over anyone, especially now. Yes, even Prince. See I can feel it in my bones. Y'all gon make me travel to Europe for a concert. You know they'll prolly hold a sistah. Dubya will do/say something stupid and I'll get held in some type of interment camp for American Infidels in the middle of Sussex, England. I'll be forced to listen to German dance music like I'm in Dieter's Danceateria (touch my monkey) and eat croissants and ish.
Currently Watching: the news. Dubya dun lost his peanut! He is itching to go to war with somebody. Can't you just see him as a child with his little green army men and tanks just killin' errbody? I think we should grease him up and put him in a jello pit with some chick from the WWF. Or have The Rock let him smell what he's cooking. He wants to sanction France and Germany. FRANCE! I mean lawd I ain't gon say nuthin wrong bout da French, but their men aren't the most macho of nationalities. LOL They'd be on the front line with a bottle of wine, some brie, and a loaf of bread trying their best to call a truce, but refusing to speak english. And Germany? Man if my dad weren't deceased, he'd die without his knautwurst (spld?). WTF! What are the frat guys gon do without beer?
Shiiiiit I best stop talking about him befo' he sends UN inspectors to my basement looking for my old Tipsy Tumbles doll claiming she's a spy. That bia tumbled her ass to the dump years ago.
Pet Peeve of the Day: big ass mouf'd people. That's all I'm gonna say. I got no mo confidants. Thaz all I'm saying
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I was just informed my 3rd for my week in Orlando is bailing on me. Which basically means my trip is off for right now. I really really wanted to go to the celeb bball game. This sooooo sucks booty. Y'all just don't know. It'll probably be in Florida....I dislike FL...but I was ready to go back. Take one for the team. Ya' know? But noooooo. *TEARS* I so sad. The tears of a clown when no ones around. Hey where is Smokey?
Hey Nsync featuring Left Eye just shuffled on to my winamp. I must admit I do miss me some Left Eye. She was fun. The TLC cd definitely needs some more LE not to mention they're videos. are, well snoring comes mind. She was a cool ass North Phila. girl.
I didn't exercise today..well yesterday. I feel bad. I'm also shocked as shiznit that I feel bad. Mmmmm Y'all just don't know this either. Hell, y'all don't know much huh? I had pie today too. It was soooo sweet...I rarely eat sweets nowadays so it was a shock to the system. Won't be doing that shit again.
Oh, I saw Justin Timberlake's new video today. The video was good, but JT .... lawd who told him he could grow up sexy? I feel all peddy-ish and shit. Those tell tale signs were showin yo. Think the coloring of Eddie Murphy in white face. (or Michael Jackson lmao) I'm seri! Anyway, Mr. JT was:
mmmm mmmm foine
mmmm mmmm foine
thats how justin t. looks
mmmm mmmm foine
edit: i tried changing the text font size. i must be sleepy cuz i don't even see it in the code. i'll find it though...if its there.
PhillyKat at 3:13:00 AM | Currently Listening to: Work It by Nelly feat. Justin T. ...u talkin' to me like u talkin' to an adolescent. The man says herre and therre but pronounces adolescent perfectly. That fascinates me for some reason. I tell ya like a cat to a piece of yarn I am...like a cat to a piece of yarn. It's the little things in life.
Currently Watching: BarberShop. ICE CUBE is so adorable. I'd attack him in a dark alley. And who is the actor that plays Ricky? He's quite attractive (read...wooo he cute!)
Pet Peeve of the Day: Music artist from the states or their rekka co. (welcome to the Under Cherry Moon school of spelling record) releasing bonus ish to the Japanese and to Europe. I MEAN LIKE DAYUM! Nelly's video for "Work It" was only released in Europe. That sucks big sweaty monkey balls! His buddy Justin gives us a double slap. Justified bonuses errwhere but herre. Euros got "Why When, How" and the Japanese got "Worthy Of," which would have easily been my favorite song on the lp IF IT WERE ON MY VERSION!! That sucks big sweaty smelly monkey dick! Yeah I said it monkey dick. And u know what? Whoever makes the decisions to do that ish to us sucks it too! So you monkey dick sucker, fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!
The artists should have some say I would think. I'm still pissed at how Janet. was release to the Japanese as compared to us. Did y'all know they got 2 cds and a book of pix? What kinda shit is that? I try to be good. I try not to dl (download), but y'all cain't (msplg on purpose so y'all will pronounce it right) help a sista out. So you know what? Fuck you too! (Man I'm gon hafta stop listening to Eminem and watching Jay and Silent Bob BONG!)
Glad I finally got that off my chest. Speaking of chest. Mine is too heavy. Big boobs suck! Women pay good money to get what I got. I have no idea why. How'd I get on the subject of my being tatalalicious? Oh yeah, my chest hurts. I think I may have walking pneumonia or something. I've been feeling weird-o for a bit now. Well, if I suddenly stop posting, I died or something. Shelby will let you know. Now back to my boobs.....just joking.
Here's a question for you to discuss while at work and bored senseless:
Without your kidney as a transplant, someone close to you will die within one month. The odds that you will survive the operation are only 50%, but should you survive you would be certain of a normal life expectancy. Would you consent to the operation?
I post questions almost daily on . There's a link to the forum in contact and in my sites link (I think). To read or answer any of them, you will have to register however.
I'm off.....SHUT UP! I mean I'm logging out. :D
Peace & Blessings,
E
p.s.
Q: Who in their right mind attempts to give themself a pedicure after midnight and then cuts the bottom of their foot?
A: My crazy, lame brained, older than me by 12yrs sister. That's who. She calls me all frantic. I go up stairs and she bucket nekkid (eww) on the bed talkin 'bout "I cut my foot and I can't see it" imagine a face. now imagine the mouth slanted like / and the right eye lookin' like - and the nostrils flared. u got it? Yeah, thats me! I was like 'Jigga Wha?' (dang u Shelby!) "Could you get the peroxide and a band aid?" Man I wish my daddy were here. He would have had some ish for her. I'm gonna go right out and get some iodine. *creepy crazy laff* I'm gon have something for her ass next time. hee hee *rubbing hands*
PhillyKat at 12:39:00 AM | Brain Fart: My thighs hurt!!! gatdamn exercise! shiiiiiiit i'm thinkin big ass, big thighs are alright wif me! SIKE
PhillyKat at 5:37:00 PM |
convo:
me: *mouth hanging open* oh giiiiiiirl u gotta see this pix...*praying pls pls pls link work* sorry for hella link ***extremely long hella linky***
her: oh my gawd
me: it worked? do u see that shit!
her: is that gucci? why oh why????
her: and u juss know they thought they were the shit
me: giiiiiiirlllllll
me: and girlfriend got them flipper out the shoe like her polish was chipped and ish
me: now was girlie prom queen or did she come wit da tiara?
her: lmao
her: prolly came w/ that ish...im hopin she aint get crowned there
me: and where da 3rd girl. she musta looked normal lol
her: lol
PhillyKat at 12:04:00 AM | Listening to: Lap Dance by N*E*R*D* (k u know what...i love the neptunes but why in god's green earth does pharrel think he can sing. i previewed the cd on their site. i loved the beats. i loved the words. but the singing....woooo lawd. my ears bled yo! my ears bled and i wept.)
Wonderin: still trynta figure out why song producers get writing creds nowadays. hmmmm i feel like winnie the pooh (enigma the pooh) *tapping finger against forehead* think think think oh, bother! who's got some honey?
Watching: Judging Amy (when I started writing it was 24)
Feeling: eh. feh. that's it. i'm bored. i need entertaining. *ohhh lawd.......i need to get my dirty little mind out the gutter.* it's j's fault. she said something that set me off. damnit! :D
Alright listen up cuz I'm only gonna say this one blippin time so pay attention.....Michael Jackson crossed that fine line between genius and madness a long fucking time ago yo! I mean seriously....dayum I still wish it were possible to go back and arrest every adult that had direct contact with him and made money including his parents, agents, and Berry Gordy. These muthas had to know that as a child the need help and because of the money they did nothing to help a child. There is no fucking way he wasn't screaming for help. In some way that little boy was screaming and the adults in his life that were supposed to protect him ignored all the clues. Thus, we now have a 44 year old, nutty as hell man child. Thats all I've go to say about Mijack. So, can I stop seeing his arse all over my television? ewwwww I just saw it. See I'm a very visual person. So I just visually saw Mike's boney ass. *bleh*
PhillyKat at 10:29:00 PM |
PhillyKat at 2:50:00 AM | You know what? I'm getting ticked. I feel a bad mood on the rise. I can tell its like a wave and everything is getting on my last nerve, especially things or people that usually do. My patience is wearing thin and it's not gonna be a pretty picture. Moufalmighty is irkin' and she hasn't done anything but NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! oh that feels better. If I have more, I'll be back. Off to finish watching Joe Millionaire. I think Zora may actually be rich. Somebody on this bia best be dollalicious damnit!
PhillyKat at 9:20:00 PM |
It's almost 2am and it's been snowing in Phila (hey you know where I live...see you gotta read about me to get that) for about 21 hours now. Hope its not gonna be the 40 days/nights thing. A sistah be out their looting the grocery store. roflmao and trynta get south.
Yeah so I hope this is enough to satiate li'l Ms.Shelby. and if it's not guess what....pucker up baby cuz a beige ass is coming at 'cha LMAO yeah luv u 2
edit: Midwest Thang just shuffled onto winamp...random thought: Must remember to ask Nelly why his cutlass is blue.
PhillyKat at 1:54:00 AM | i8 little miss anxious keeps wants me to have a blog so badly she not only started this one for me, she started making entries. *sigh* my life. what has happened to it? rofl
PhillyKat at 7:34:00 PM |
k, the music was gone for a bit. i had a helluva time gettng it back. i think it was bootleg iex. not to mention i couldn't hear it on this page but shelby could. wtf is that? i'm not changing codes anymore. just files. it took over 2hrs to get this working. i'm tired. i was about to drink.
PhillyKat at 7:13:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: "Son of a Gun (bad boy remix)" by Janet Jackson. Best version of this song. A good song made better.
Currently Watching: some comic on Conan O'Brien and wonderin' where's Conan
**edit: i just found out (thanks to access hollywood) that it was letterman.....see how tired i was i couldn't tell.
Reason to do my Dance of Joy: I got music up on my site. Hot damn! Y'all don't know how long this took me. I mean really!
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alright, i'm sleepy and tired and i'm going to bed. cya
PhillyKat at 12:21:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Worthy Of" by Justin T. just shuffled onto winamp. It's the bonus from the Japanese release of Justified. Sucks they got it and we didn't, but I've ranted on about that though. IT REALLY PISSES ME OFF HOWEVER!
Currently Watching: XXX (that's Triple X the movie not porn....hmmm got any?) I've seen this travesty already. Wooo lawd is it ever stupid. 'Well if it's so dumb why u watching it then?' *sista head turn w/suck teeth sound* Cuz it ain't nuthin else on biatch. f' u anyway dayum! It's my gatdamn television!
Random Thought in 3-2-1: MY THIGHS HURT! The upper thigh hip area mostly. Those damn leg lifts for the adducter muscles or whateva u call 'em. They take their toll. I gotta find an aerobic thing I can stick to besides belly dancing. sidebar: Did I tell you I was belly dancing? No. Um, k...forget I mentioned it then. I know return me to my regularly unscheduled bullshit....duuuuuuuuuu (did you make the ebs sound? I know you did)...Can't do Tae Bo no mo (hee I rhymed). Why? Not telling. Just trust me. It ain't pretty. It just ain't...arms and tata's errwhere...so not fem. I don't do aerobics. All that bouncing and arms up and down. shiiiiit My breasts are entirely too large and I do not dig sweatin to the oldies wit a bunch of women. Feel me?
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I8 well what do I have to say tonight? na ni na ni bo bo I got nuthin. Peace....oouuuuuu Justin and Bubba Sparxxx just shuffled on. mmmm me likey dis song. Almost makes Bubba sexy. Shit am I high?
PhillyKat at 11:30:00 PM | oh i've got 1 more thing to say...and it ain't sashay chante.......tyson is playin' himself. he's coming off as a prissy little bitch ass diva. boo hoo where's my manager. boo hoo where's my lawyer. boo hoo i want my mommy. Butch Up asshole!
PhillyKat at 9:35:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: nuthin...but i'm on strike cuz i can't find a site to host audio (.mp3 or .rm) files.
Currently Watching: I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. Well I've done a complete 360 on Melissa and Nikki. Plus, I like their charities, Make a Wish and Special Wish respectively. Chris Judd also has Make a Wish. So, I want one of the 3 of them to win. screw the rest of 'em
i8 I gotta go to bed now. I'm fading fast.
PhillyKat at 9:28:00 PM |
I know the Grammy's were 2 days ago, but I hafta say this. Missy Elliot looked like she and comedian Eddie Griffin were separated at birth. The only thing she didn't do was blink alot. That is all.
PhillyKat at 6:53:00 PM | YES I'M EDITING AGAIN: Did y'all see ReRe (Aretha Franklin)? WTF is she wearing? look like a new age table cloth with stars embroidered on it! (o fuck! norah dun won again. somebody(ies) was givin head on her behalf yo! this goes to show that most of the music released last year was mediocre at best..i need to trademark that. back to rere) Aretha only looked presentable when she was married to Glynn Turman. He musta fired her stylist or picked out her clothes or something cuz as soon as they split, she was back to looking shit. The 1 time....I mean 1 time....she looked good was when she took Placido Domingo's place and sang w/e she sang on some award show that time. She was covered up and was tasteful. Somebody else musta picked that out too.
PhillyKat at 10:53:00 PM |
I GOTTA EDIT AGAIN: nsync was good. chris must be laying back eatin doughnuts or something. y'd jc and lance have on tee shirt with suits? the other 3 had on suits and they well i dunno. they looked like they had shown up to a restaurant that requires jackets and had to wear ones that were just laying around. RICH PEOPLE! and i swear to god, if i ever meet justin i'm gonna force him out of sneaks and into shoes. i shouldn't complain really. atleast he didn't have on that damn fedora.
PhillyKat at 10:35:00 PM |
Currently Listening to: that little voice in my head saying "exercise and take your ample assets to bed." man i've been sleepy since norah jones performed on the grammy's woooo lawwwd she is boring.
Currently Watching: the grammy's. lawd lawd lawd i'm more bored than a little bit. i wish they'd hurry up with the salute to the clash and the bee gees. i'm glad my baby, eminem, won best rap album. ohh and my little baby, j tim, looks gooood. mmmm i saw lenny kravitz yesterday looking good. now justin. all i need is to see the rock's thighs and i'll be in heaven. still don't know wtf dustin hoffman was doing on the show. he embarrassed himself.
edit: k...bhbr (big headed belly rubber) as my niece calls her aka ashanti just took the stage. she has on a very niece sequined gown. the skirt is sheer. i guess no one told her it should've been fully lined or that she needed a slip cuz she looks like a tack head playing dress up. you couldn't tell 'til the lights hit her. SHIT I FORGOT EM IS PERFORMING. lawd i gotta stay up.
Currently Grateful About: not picking up those tickets for the grammy's. i'd be in the audience sleep and drooling. not a pretty picture y'all. not a pretty picture.
PhillyKat at 10:22:00 PM | Currently Listening to: "Mama Used to Say," by Junior. I got on an 80s kick a few days ago, but almost all my 80s is on vinyl (12" remixes and ish). I don't have a stand alone cd burner, quite frankly I don't have the space for it, but I want one. I have alot of vinyl and cassettes that need converting. I went through my albums and then dl'd some of the songs (if I could find them). I'm still trying to get "Don't Stop the Music" by Yarborough & Peoples. I've been jammin. *singing: Let it whip. let's whip it baby. let it whip. freaky behavior its a funky new wave ah (neva knew what the barkays were sayin there) murphys law sure out to getcha rock rock to the planet rock dont stop.* THATS MY OWN LITTLE REMIXY THERE. ou ou Notorious by D2 just shuffled on. *singing: no no notorious...dont ask me to bleed about it. i need this blood to survive. u own the money, u control the witness...i leave u lonely don't monkey with my business. u pay the profits to justify your reasons. i heard you promise, but i don't believe it. thats y do it again. no no notorious!* awwww yeah. i8 its 130a and i'm lookin for a party. gon have my own. cya
PhillyKat at 1:23:00 AM | Currently Listening to: "Feels So Good," by Jamiroquai. I can not say this enough..if you don't know anything but "Virtual Insanity," you're cheating yourself. I'd rather listen to them over anyone, especially now. Yes, even Prince. See I can feel it in my bones. Y'all gon make me travel to Europe for a concert. You know they'll prolly hold a sistah. Dubya will do/say something stupid and I'll get held in some type of interment camp for American Infidels in the middle of Sussex, England. I'll be forced to listen to German dance music like I'm in Dieter's Danceateria (touch my monkey) and eat croissants and ish.
Currently Watching: the news. Dubya dun lost his peanut! He is itching to go to war with somebody. Can't you just see him as a child with his little green army men and tanks just killin' errbody? I think we should grease him up and put him in a jello pit with some chick from the WWF. Or have The Rock let him smell what he's cooking. He wants to sanction France and Germany. FRANCE! I mean lawd I ain't gon say nuthin wrong bout da French, but their men aren't the most macho of nationalities. LOL They'd be on the front line with a bottle of wine, some brie, and a loaf of bread trying their best to call a truce, but refusing to speak english. And Germany? Man if my dad weren't deceased, he'd die without his knautwurst (spld?). WTF! What are the frat guys gon do without beer?
Shiiiiit I best stop talking about him befo' he sends UN inspectors to my basement looking for my old Tipsy Tumbles doll claiming she's a spy. That bia tumbled her ass to the dump years ago.
Pet Peeve of the Day: big ass mouf'd people. That's all I'm gonna say. I got no mo confidants. Thaz all I'm saying
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I was just informed my 3rd for my week in Orlando is bailing on me. Which basically means my trip is off for right now. I really really wanted to go to the celeb bball game. This sooooo sucks booty. Y'all just don't know. It'll probably be in Florida....I dislike FL...but I was ready to go back. Take one for the team. Ya' know? But noooooo. *TEARS* I so sad. The tears of a clown when no ones around. Hey where is Smokey?
Hey Nsync featuring Left Eye just shuffled on to my winamp. I must admit I do miss me some Left Eye. She was fun. The TLC cd definitely needs some more LE not to mention they're videos. are, well snoring comes mind. She was a cool ass North Phila. girl.
I didn't exercise today..well yesterday. I feel bad. I'm also shocked as shiznit that I feel bad. Mmmmm Y'all just don't know this either. Hell, y'all don't know much huh? I had pie today too. It was soooo sweet...I rarely eat sweets nowadays so it was a shock to the system. Won't be doing that shit again.
Oh, I saw Justin Timberlake's new video today. The video was good, but JT .... lawd who told him he could grow up sexy? I feel all peddy-ish and shit. Those tell tale signs were showin yo. Think the coloring of Eddie Murphy in white face. (or Michael Jackson lmao) I'm seri! Anyway, Mr. JT was:
mmmm mmmm foine
mmmm mmmm foine
thats how justin t. looks
mmmm mmmm foine
edit: i tried changing the text font size. i must be sleepy cuz i don't even see it in the code. i'll find it though...if its there.
PhillyKat at 3:13:00 AM | Currently Listening to: Work It by Nelly feat. Justin T. ...u talkin' to me like u talkin' to an adolescent. The man says herre and therre but pronounces adolescent perfectly. That fascinates me for some reason. I tell ya like a cat to a piece of yarn I am...like a cat to a piece of yarn. It's the little things in life.
Currently Watching: BarberShop. ICE CUBE is so adorable. I'd attack him in a dark alley. And who is the actor that plays Ricky? He's quite attractive (read...wooo he cute!)
Pet Peeve of the Day: Music artist from the states or their rekka co. (welcome to the Under Cherry Moon school of spelling record) releasing bonus ish to the Japanese and to Europe. I MEAN LIKE DAYUM! Nelly's video for "Work It" was only released in Europe. That sucks big sweaty monkey balls! His buddy Justin gives us a double slap. Justified bonuses errwhere but herre. Euros got "Why When, How" and the Japanese got "Worthy Of," which would have easily been my favorite song on the lp IF IT WERE ON MY VERSION!! That sucks big sweaty smelly monkey dick! Yeah I said it monkey dick. And u know what? Whoever makes the decisions to do that ish to us sucks it too! So you monkey dick sucker, fuck you! fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!
The artists should have some say I would think. I'm still pissed at how Janet. was release to the Japanese as compared to us. Did y'all know they got 2 cds and a book of pix? What kinda shit is that? I try to be good. I try not to dl (download), but y'all cain't (msplg on purpose so y'all will pronounce it right) help a sista out. So you know what? Fuck you too! (Man I'm gon hafta stop listening to Eminem and watching Jay and Silent Bob BONG!)
Glad I finally got that off my chest. Speaking of chest. Mine is too heavy. Big boobs suck! Women pay good money to get what I got. I have no idea why. How'd I get on the subject of my being tatalalicious? Oh yeah, my chest hurts. I think I may have walking pneumonia or something. I've been feeling weird-o for a bit now. Well, if I suddenly stop posting, I died or something. Shelby will let you know. Now back to my boobs.....just joking.
Here's a question for you to discuss while at work and bored senseless:
Without your kidney as a transplant, someone close to you will die within one month. The odds that you will survive the operation are only 50%, but should you survive you would be certain of a normal life expectancy. Would you consent to the operation?
I post questions almost daily on . There's a link to the forum in contact and in my sites link (I think). To read or answer any of them, you will have to register however.
I'm off.....SHUT UP! I mean I'm logging out. :D
Peace & Blessings,
E
p.s.
Q: Who in their right mind attempts to give themself a pedicure after midnight and then cuts the bottom of their foot?
A: My crazy, lame brained, older than me by 12yrs sister. That's who. She calls me all frantic. I go up stairs and she bucket nekkid (eww) on the bed talkin 'bout "I cut my foot and I can't see it" imagine a face. now imagine the mouth slanted like / and the right eye lookin' like - and the nostrils flared. u got it? Yeah, thats me! I was like 'Jigga Wha?' (dang u Shelby!) "Could you get the peroxide and a band aid?" Man I wish my daddy were here. He would have had some ish for her. I'm gonna go right out and get some iodine. *creepy crazy laff* I'm gon have something for her ass next time. hee hee *rubbing hands*
PhillyKat at 12:39:00 AM | Brain Fart: My thighs hurt!!! gatdamn exercise! shiiiiiiit i'm thinkin big ass, big thighs are alright wif me! SIKE
PhillyKat at 5:37:00 PM |
OH WTF (what the fuck)!!!THIS BIA IS TOO LONG TO POST JUST CLICK THE LINK and/or read the convo below: Ghetto Prom
convo:
me: *mouth hanging open* oh giiiiiiirl u gotta see this pix...*praying pls pls pls link work* sorry for hella link ***extremely long hella linky***
her: oh my gawd
me: it worked? do u see that shit!
her: is that gucci? why oh why????
her: and u juss know they thought they were the shit
me: giiiiiiirlllllll
me: and girlfriend got them flipper out the shoe like her polish was chipped and ish
me: now was girlie prom queen or did she come wit da tiara?
her: lmao
her: prolly came w/ that ish...im hopin she aint get crowned there
me: and where da 3rd girl. she musta looked normal lol
her: lol
PhillyKat at 12:04:00 AM | Listening to: Lap Dance by N*E*R*D* (k u know what...i love the neptunes but why in god's green earth does pharrel think he can sing. i previewed the cd on their site. i loved the beats. i loved the words. but the singing....woooo lawd. my ears bled yo! my ears bled and i wept.)
Wonderin: still trynta figure out why song producers get writing creds nowadays. hmmmm i feel like winnie the pooh (enigma the pooh) *tapping finger against forehead* think think think oh, bother! who's got some honey?
Watching: Judging Amy (when I started writing it was 24)
Feeling: eh. feh. that's it. i'm bored. i need entertaining. *ohhh lawd.......i need to get my dirty little mind out the gutter.* it's j's fault. she said something that set me off. damnit! :D
Alright listen up cuz I'm only gonna say this one blippin time so pay attention.....Michael Jackson crossed that fine line between genius and madness a long fucking time ago yo! I mean seriously....dayum I still wish it were possible to go back and arrest every adult that had direct contact with him and made money including his parents, agents, and Berry Gordy. These muthas had to know that as a child the need help and because of the money they did nothing to help a child. There is no fucking way he wasn't screaming for help. In some way that little boy was screaming and the adults in his life that were supposed to protect him ignored all the clues. Thus, we now have a 44 year old, nutty as hell man child. Thats all I've go to say about Mijack. So, can I stop seeing his arse all over my television? ewwwww I just saw it. See I'm a very visual person. So I just visually saw Mike's boney ass. *bleh*
PhillyKat at 10:29:00 PM |
how am i feeling right not besides sleepy ---->AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT'S HOW! this blog thing is a pita. well actually, its not blog its netfirms. they are majorly high on the suckage barometer. i have to host blog through shelby's site because netfirms won't allow w/o some too involved for me code. problem is sometimes my site and shelby's don't speak so a page that shouldn't be is loaded. y? i dunno. i hafta find another host. time for beddie bye. *runs off singing loving me for me by chrisitna a."
PhillyKat at 2:50:00 AM | You know what? I'm getting ticked. I feel a bad mood on the rise. I can tell its like a wave and everything is getting on my last nerve, especially things or people that usually do. My patience is wearing thin and it's not gonna be a pretty picture. Moufalmighty is irkin' and she hasn't done anything but NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP! oh that feels better. If I have more, I'll be back. Off to finish watching Joe Millionaire. I think Zora may actually be rich. Somebody on this bia best be dollalicious damnit!
PhillyKat at 9:20:00 PM |
Alright, y'all don't know how much of a p.i.t.a. (pita....pain in the ass), setting all this up. BIG UPS TO SHELBY! cuz this soooo wouldn't be up right now.
It's almost 2am and it's been snowing in Phila (hey you know where I live...see you gotta read about me to get that) for about 21 hours now. Hope its not gonna be the 40 days/nights thing. A sistah be out their looting the grocery store. roflmao and trynta get south.
Yeah so I hope this is enough to satiate li'l Ms.Shelby. and if it's not guess what....pucker up baby cuz a beige ass is coming at 'cha LMAO yeah luv u 2
edit: Midwest Thang just shuffled onto winamp...random thought: Must remember to ask Nelly why his cutlass is blue.
PhillyKat at 1:54:00 AM | i8 little miss anxious keeps wants me to have a blog so badly she not only started this one for me, she started making entries. *sigh* my life. what has happened to it? rofl
PhillyKat at 7:34:00 PM |
